I had dinner with Samuel L Jackson last night (1 Viewer)

[Epic Problem]

Nice. Thanks.  That's it for sure. 

If you guys didn't talk about the movie over dinner, then what did you discuss?

 

[dickey moe]

THREADFAIL

 

[JuniorNB]

If you guys didn't talk about the movie over dinner, then what did you discuss?

Man things. Scrotal itching and whatnot

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Since I live in New Jersey, and it's kinda close to Allentown, and I ate dinner last night, I guess

I had dinner with Samuel Jackson last night too.

 

[Politician Spock]

I was eating at McDowell's once, and Samuel L Jackson came in to rob the place with a shotgun. 

 

[JuniorNB]

I was eating at McDowell's once, and Samuel L Jackson came in to rob the place with a shotgun. 

I'd count that

 

[Waingro]

Man things. Scrotal itching and whatnot

SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN!!!!

 

[IC FBGCav]

Samuel L Jackson served me a royale with cheese in 1993s.

 

[peaces]

Jesus Chrysler that's a crazy story.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

Years ago I got this phone call out of the blue and as soon as I answered the guy started in, "I'm Samuel L. Jackson and I want to tell you about my new movie, Snakes on a Plane." I couldn't get a word in edgewise. Sam Jackson inviting me to a movie. We've been best friends ever since. He is real busy though...

 

[Osaurus]

Were you eating here?

 

[JuniorNB]

Years ago I got this phone call out of the blue and as soon as I answered the guy started in, "I'm Samuel L. Jackson and I want to tell you about my new movie, Snakes on a Plane." I couldn't get a word in edgewise. Sam Jackson inviting me to a movie. We've been best friends ever since. He is real busy though...

Busy having dinner with me

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

I once shook Nelson Mandela's hand, took room service to Monica Seles, Kelly McGillis and Peabo Bryson, rode an elevator with Carl Lewis, and had Kevin Costner do a "do I know you double-take" as I followed him into a room at a black-tie after-party. 

We're all bestsies, more or less.

 

[bradyfan]

Very classy of you to let him have his dinner in peace.  Sounds like he appreciated your thoughtfulness. 

 

[Johnny Rock]

I once stood next to Ted Turner on a street corner.  

Reminds me of the time I hung out with Ted Turner at the Metrodome during the 1991 World Series. And by "hung out" I mean standing near him at the infamous troughs in the men’s restroom. 

 

[avoiding injuries]

I played a game of basketball with Michael Jordan once. Still not sure why he didn't pass the ball to me in the upper deck. 

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Years ago I got this phone call out of the blue and as soon as I answered the guy started in, "I'm Samuel L. Jackson and I want to tell you about my new movie, Snakes on a Plane." I couldn't get a word in edgewise. Sam Jackson inviting me to a movie. We've been best friends ever since. He is real busy though...

Holy ####!

I remember that and I sent my brother that same message

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Did you tell Samuel L Jackson that you were like a race car in the red?

 

[dickey moe]

Busy having dinner with me

No, no... next to you.

 

[In The Zone]

I once watched a football game with Steve Spurrier. He was on the sidelines and I was on row G. 

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Couple of weeks ago I watched a 76ers game with Sammy L and M. Night. I gave him the nod and he nodded back. We had a thing. 

 

[belljr]

I'm not yelling that's the way I talk

 

[jamny]

I was eating at McDowell's once, and Samuel L Jackson came in to rob the place with a shotgun. 

Were you forced to thrash him?

 

[JoeSteeler]

you sure it wasn't Laurence Fishburne?

Damn, came in here to post this 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I saw Jewel's boobs, I was standing right next to her when it happened.  Seems like that is better than dining in the same town than Samuel L Jackson, but who am I to judge? 

 

[The General]

I drank wine with Drew Bledsoe on Saturday. Guy makes a pretty great Cabernet Sauvignon.

 

[Daywalker]

So they are gonna ruin a classic like Unbreakable for cash?  Great.  

 

[RokNRole]

You didn’t have mother ####### dinner with mother ####### Sam Jackson!

 

[Daywalker]

I saw Jewel's boobs, I was standing right next to her when it happened.  Seems like that is better than dining in the same town than Samuel L Jackson, but who am I to judge? 

Very cool chick.  Total package.

 

[Wooderson]

Reminds me of the time I hung out with Ted Turner at the Metrodome during the 1991 World Series. And by "hung out" I mean standing near him at the infamous troughs in the men’s restroom. 

Oh I know the troughs. I’m very surprised T.T. Knows the troughs. 

I guess that makes me and Ted trough brothers. 

 

[offdee]

I peed in a urinal next to Coolio. It was in a restaurant. 

 

[Otis]

I once shared an elevator ride with Jerry Orbach, and I was hammered, and looked him dead on and said “nobody puts baby in a corner!”  He just rolled his eyes. 

 

[Otis]

My wife partied with John Mayer at her bachelorette party. He wrote her a handwritten note at the end of the night referencing me as “what’s his face.”

 

[James Daulton]

My wife partied with John Mayer at her bachelorette party. He wrote her a handwritten note at the end of the night referencing me as “what’s his face.”

Congrats on bagging the one chick able to not #### John Mayer. 

 

[krsone21]

I had dinner with Samuel L Jackson also. I was watching The Negotiator while eating a salisbury steak tv dinner. 

 

[Otis]

Congrats on bagging the one chick able to not #### John Mayer. 

I wasn't there.

 

[Tom Servo]

I once went to a movie with Jessica Alba. She was on one side of the screen and I was on the other.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I saw Jewel's boobs, I was standing right next to her when it happened.  Seems like that is better than dining in the same town than Samuel L Jackson, but who am I to judge? 

One time I took a leak next to Dave Dombrowski at a spring training game at Space Coast Stadium.  Dude had both hands on his hips so I'm guessing he has a big hog

I also saw Lloyd Carr at a Ypsilanti coney island once.  He was in line to pay right behind me and I said "hey coach" and got a polite nod in return 

Also sat in a booth right behind Nate Robertson and Adam Everett at a Primanti Brothers 

 

[Politician Spock]

I was eating at McDowell's once, and Samuel L Jackson came in to rob the place with a shotgun. 

Were you forced to thrash him?

Unfortunately I had just put on some Soul Glo, so I couldn't move until it set properly. 

 

[Epic Problem]

Played No Limit with Brad Garrett at Mirage once. Odd thing was, our chairs were back to back. No idea how he kept track of what was going on.  

 

[JuniorNB]

Someone on Facebook reported seeing Bruce Willis the other night at a place called The Dime, having drinks.  This place is right across the street from where I saw Samuel Wednesday night.  They are obviously staying at the Renaissance Hotel by the two establishments (The Dime is attached to the hotel) . I have a feeling Sam might be wanting to have dinner again before the shooting ends.   Still no Sham or McAvoy spottings

 

[Johnny Rock]

Someone on Facebook reported seeing Bruce Willis the other night

Let me guess, your buddy Mark Zuckerberg?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

First of all, how are you doing?

 

[skol asylum]

I've had a few short conversations with Donovan McNabb. He lives around here and his daughter plays softball. He was one of the coaches on my daughter's team a couple of seasons ago.

 

[Tom Servo]

First of all, how are you doing?

:Yandek:

 

[Zegras11]

I had dinner with Jeff Nelson and he told us that Ichiro was gay. His partner was his interpreter.    True story.