I have to shave my scrotum tomorrow (1 Viewer)

[Snickers]

Getting a vasectomy on Monday and instructions are to shave my scrotum the day before. Do I need to shave down through the taint?

 

[Jobber]

Nah, I just trimmed it real close. Neither the doc or his assistant complained.

 

[mr. furley]

make them

 

[cashman88]

I didn't even manscape. They'll shave where they have to.  Your timing is off, vasectomies should be scheduled right before March Madness or some other multi-day sporting event.  Don't forget frozen peas. 

 

[Snickers]

I didn't even manscape. They'll shave where they have to.  Your timing is off, vasectomies should be scheduled right before March Madness or some other multi-day sporting event.  Don't forget frozen peas. 

Yeah, I realize I messed up the timing but my wife deep down wants another baby so when she brought it up I figured I needed to make the appointment ASAP.

Plenty of shows to catch up on with my Fire Stick.

 

[DaVinci]

I hope it doesn't feel like a fire stick...

Possible side effects include losing the fire in your stick. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

do you live anywhere near Rok N Role? it would be cool to have him draw a penis on your scrotum now that it's smooth

 

[Snickers]

In the waiting room right now, trying to figure out how I can live stream the procedure. I will post a link if I figure it out in case anyone wants to watch.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Possible side effects include losing the fire in your stick. 

Or wanting to put your stick in a fire.

 

[playin4beer]

You mean you don't currently shave your scrotum?? 

 

[Snickers]

It wasn't that bad, worst thing is you feel like you took a kick to the balls and want to puke for a little while. I'm numb as #### down there now and am picking of a script for some narcotics now which is good. Plan to down a pill or two with a few Southern Tier Double Milk Stouts and hopefully that lands me in a nice place.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Go with liquor and not beer... you don't want to have to pee constantly. 

 

[ProstheticRGK]

You should feel a vas deferens in the morning.

 

[Righetti]

In the waiting room right now, trying to figure out how I can live stream the procedure. I will post a link if I figure it out in case anyone wants to watch.

Please don't 

enjoy the freedom you'll have in six weeks after you get the "all clear"

 

[ex-ghost]

Had mine 7 years ago. My "favorite" moment was when the doc said, "You are going to smell a burning odor, don't worry, it is just you".

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Kiss your Snickers goodbye

 

[shuke]

"have to"    

 

[dickey moe]

I did it at home before the big day and then when I got to the operating room the hot female nurse asked me, "Did you try to do this yourself?"

I was too preoccupied with the prospects of having my testitubes severed to come up with a witty comeback.

 

[dickey moe]

You should feel a vas deferens in the morning.

Don't teste me.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Had knee surgery at 13 years old. Rolled into the pre-op room.  Half a dozen folks in there coming and going.  A pretty young nurse or technician says its time to shave your leg.  I figure just around the knee.  She starts washing the leg and then my sack and shaft.  I rapidly gained interest.  Then she lathers everything up and I got real interested. About then the Anesthesiologist starts laughing a bit and says time to put me out of my misery.  That was the last thing I heard before waking with my meniscus gone, my MCL repaired, and my pubs a memory.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Had knee surgery at 13 years old. Rolled into the pre-op room.  Half a dozen folks in there coming and going.  A pretty young nurse or technician says its time to shave your leg.  I figure just around the knee.  She starts washing the leg and then my sack and shaft.  I rapidly gained interest.  Then she lathers everything up and I got real interested. About then the Anesthesiologist starts laughing a bit and says time to put me out of my misery.  That was the last thing I heard before waking with my meniscus gone, my MCL repaired, and my pubs a memory.

Here's something that might give you a little morale bosster for the day. I was a Surgical RN for over 10 years. Ive been the prep/pre-op nurse for more knee surgeries than I can count. Ive never, ever had to shave anyone's pubes for a knee surgery. Things have most definitely changed quite a bit from the time you were 13 until the time i was practicing. But there is a non-zero probability that your hot little nurse shaved your wedding tackle because she was into you. Sorry, the anesthesiologist robbed you of the experience.

"There's something special about a ritually shorn scrotum. It's glorious"

 

[heckmanm]

F'n slackers

 

[Fantasysports1]

You never shaved?

 

[fruity pebbles]

I took my valium too late and it kicked in as I was walking out,

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Having surgery for a frozen shoulder tomorrow early morning.  Had it in my other shoulder 5 years ago.  

I'm shaving my scrotum tonight.   

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Here's something that might give you a little morale bosster for the day. I was a Surgical RN for over 10 years. Ive been the prep/pre-op nurse for more knee surgeries than I can count. Ive never, ever had to shave anyone's pubes for a knee surgery. Things have most definitely changed quite a bit from the time you were 13 until the time i was practicing. But there is a non-zero probability that your hot little nurse shaved your wedding tackle because she was into you. Sorry, the anesthesiologist robbed you of the experience.

"There's something special about a ritually shorn scrotum. It's glorious"

I always figured it was some sort of gag, all the folks in there being friends and professional acquaintances of my pops.