I need ideas for birthday presents to 2 blonde chicks. (1 Viewer)

[Eminence]

I need ideas for birthday presents to 2 blonde chicks. Something that's going to really make them think I'm the man.

Preferably something sold at Walgreens. I was thinking of getting them both gift cards to some restaurant and use that for potential game.

I'm thinking giftcard and lottery tickets.

 

[hagmania]

1 cup

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Never being in their presence again would be the best gift you could ever give them.

 

[Mister CIA]

Abreva.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Never being in their presence again would be the best gift you could ever give them.

 

[TheAristocrat]

The Ralph Wiggum of this shtick is fantastic.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Plan B.

I don't mean the pill.  I mean give them a second option as opposed to having to be near you.

 

[James Daulton]

Vicks Petroleum Jelly

 

[rail]

A million dollars

 

[Pipes]

Chia pets.

 

[Fariq]

I think a gift card to a restaurant so they could treat their boyfriends to a nice dinner would really show them you mean business.

 

[Eminence]

I think a gift card to a restaurant so they could treat their boyfriends to a nice dinner would really show them you mean business.

I wouldn't buy a girl with a boyfriend a birthday present, ya' goof.

 

[Insein]

**** in a box

 

[bentley]

If they're skinny blondo party girls with low self esteem and a drinking problem, that's the story of my life. 

Also, I find that buying more booze usually leads to the outcome I desire.

 

[Eminence]

If they're skinny blondo party girls with low self esteem and a drinking problem, that's the story of my life. 

Also, I find that buying more booze usually leads to the outcome I desire.

Exactly, I'm gonna booze and smoke them up all night. I figure a wanging present might open doors for me.

 

[msommer]

matching t-shirts saying "Can't touch this across" the chest area

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Doug Fister fathead

 

[Fariq]

I wouldn't buy a girl with a boyfriend a birthday present, ya' goof.

Oh, okay, then maybe a stuffed animal porcupine or rabbit.

 

[Eminence]

Oh, okay, then maybe a stuffed animal porcupine or rabbit.

Mickey Mouse plush?  Eh, eh.

 

[Dignan_]

-Large bottle of fireball

-Scratch off lottery tickets

-Deck of playing cards

-Jar of Nutella

-Weed

Assuming these girls are under age 25 and have multiple tattoos and piercings you should be able to turn this combination of items into a threesome.

Be sure to take lots of pics/video.

 

[Fariq]

Mickey Mouse plush?  Eh, eh.

Yeah, that would be fine.

 

[msommer]

Somehow this came to mind

 

[bentley]

-Large bottle of fireball

-Scratch off lottery tickets

-Deck of playing cards

-Jar of Nutella

-Weed

Assuming these girls are under age 25 and have multiple tattoos and piercings you should be able to turn this combination of items into a threesome.

Be sure to take lots of pics/video.

Right. Give them booze and drugs. No need to get cute.

 

[The Kerminator]

I need ideas for birthday presents to 2 blonde chicks. Something that's going to really make them think I'm the man.

Preferably something sold at Walgreens. I was thinking of getting them both gift cards to some restaurant and use that for potential game.

I'm thinking giftcard and lottery tickets.

Can't really answer this without more information.

What's currently on sale in the discount aisle?

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Never being in their presence again would be the best gift you could ever give them.

We're up to 7 likes on this em. Looks like we've found the best gift you could them or us.

 

[bushdocda]

Walgreens by me has a strangely impressive toy aisle.  

 

[joffer]

snuggie 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Expensive jewelry, spend not less than $5,000 each.

 

[gianmarco]

Does Walgreen's sell pepper spray?

 

[DocHolliday]

Get them drunk Em. That is your goal. Do not overthink this. 

 

[msudaisy26]

The fact that you had to start a thread to ask what to buy them tells me you are already in the friend zone. Save your money. 

 

[DropKick]

Matching "I'm with Stupid" T-Shirts?  If they already have those, then random stock picks.

 

[James Daulton]

Walgreens by me has a strangely impressive toy aisle.  

It is kind of odd the cool stuff you can find there.

 

[RBM]

Duh

 

[Capella]

Get them drunk so they can comfortably tell you how much they loathe you. 

 

[Cjw_55106]

Don't go cheap here. Get the big box of Toffifee.

 

[TLEF316]

I can't believe people think this ISN'T schtick.

 

[Eminence]

I bought them $40 in scratch-off tickets each, accomplished exactly what I was trying to achieve.  Their eyes lit up with excitement.

Excellent.

 

[jon_mx]

I bought them $40 in scratch-off tickets each, accomplished exactly what I was trying to achieve.  Their eyes lit up with excitement.

Excellent.

Glad you didn't set your goals to high.  The booze angle seemed like the clear route if you actually wanted to score you some women.  

 

[Hobgoblin]

I bought them $40 in scratch-off tickets each,accomplished exactly what I was trying to achieve. Their eyes lit up with excitement.

Excellent.

That you're the gay BFF?  Good work, Jm J.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I bought them $40 in scratch-off tickets each, accomplished exactly what I was trying to achieve.  Their eyes lit up with excitement.

Excellent.

I bet they were talking about you all night in the trailer park.

 

[DocHolliday]

I bought them $40 in scratch-off tickets each, accomplished exactly what I was trying to achieve.  Their eyes lit up with excitement.

Excellent.

What you were trying to achieve was stupid then.  Who cares what their eyes did.