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Andy Dufresne said:
Beast mode...beast mode...beast mode... :spinsincircle:

:lol:
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This one is great. I thought he was saying "feast mode... feast mode..."  trying to be able to eat the sandwich.  I could be wrong, though.

 
Not sure what it was for to be honest, but the lines went something like... 

"sorry for calling you a 'Karen'"

"but my name is Karen...."

"oh, sorry that your name is Karen"

:lol:  

Was a Super Bowl commercial yesterday.  M&M's maybe?

 
The Tracy Morgan spot is decent.

"I'm pretty sure those are parachutes."

girl: "Mine has a sandwich."  

 
Not sure if this belongs here, or in the "funny things your kids say" thread, but I'll post it here because people will actually get the reference.

My college freshmen texted me after he went back to class the other week from break.  He said a kid walked in to class, formerly a blonde, but had dyed his hair purple.  He texted..."the first thing I thought of was...pppuuurrpplleee!"

 
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Bull Dozier said:
Not sure if this belongs here, or in the "fuuny things your kids say" thread, but I'll post it here because people will actually get the reference.

My college freshmen texted me after he went back to class the other week from break.  He said a kid walked in to class, formerly a blonde, but had dyed his hair purple.  He texted..."the first thing I thought of was...pppuuurrpplleee!"
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We all see it. We ALL see it.

 
I don't know why, but I like the Allstate car insurance commercial where the guy's driving on the highway singing the Pet Shop Boys song "Opportunities" (I've got the brains, you've got the brawn... let's make lots of money!) and his car's hood ornament provides the harmony.  It's unique and I like the harmony.  :shrug:

 
Commercials infiltrating real life:

My brother is building a house right now.  He knows nothing about anything regarding building, so he calls me when he has questions since I've been in the building trades for about 20 years.

So the conversation this weekend was about insulation. Different types, different sheathing, how they all work together....stuff like that.

He's been doing a lot of research so he wanted me to help sift through what he should do.  I gave my .02, and then we had this conversation:

Me: "So, did you give all your suggestions to your builder?"

Brother: "Yeah, but he told me pretty much what you just did."

Me: "Yeah, he doesn't need your help. You hired him."

Brother (and me):  :lmao:

 
ChiefD said:
Commercials infiltrating real life:

My brother is building a house right now.  He knows nothing about anything regarding building, so he calls me when he has questions since I've been in the building trades for about 20 years.

So the conversation this weekend was about insulation. Different types, different sheathing, how they all work together....stuff like that.

He's been doing a lot of research so he wanted me to help sift through what he should do.  I gave my .02, and then we had this conversation:

Me: "So, did you give all your suggestions to your builder?"

Brother: "Yeah, but he told me pretty much what you just did."

Me: "Yeah, he doesn't need your help. You hired him."

Brother (and me):  :lmao:
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My manager hired an electrician friend to wire up a hot tub, ended up helping him with it and caught COVID from him.

When she told me about it I said "Don't forget, you're not assisting him. You HIRED him."

 
Love the Caesar’s app commercials with Patton O.

”I’m Carl from Waukegan”

”I’ve had the Caesar’s app since it was in beta testing…”

 
Progressive still knocking it out of the park.  I like the one where they are at the stadium.

"Should we plan on leaving at the end of the third quarter?"
"Let's not talk about leaving before we are in the stadium."

I can still remember my dad planning on when we should leave as we are going to the game.  Gotta beat the traffic.

 
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