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I think I might have to join Instagram (1 Viewer)

I love instagram. The chicks are out of control. That's all i follow are porn stars and instagram "models" and funny meme accounts

 
Next time you take your surrey into town take a detour down the alley behind Haberfeld's Mercantile and the Hotel Metropole. About halfway down on the left you should see a plain wooden door with a the word CROATOAN carved into it.

Rap on that door with "shave and a haircut...two bits". A ******** by the name of ******** Sam should open the peep slot on the door and ask for the password. Tell him "hobbadehoy" while passing him a strawpenny. Sam will then let you in and guide you down a dark hallway. You'll eventually come to curtained doorway leading to a room that smells like Dan Patch mated with a hassock from an opium den.

In that room you'll meet a crosseyed Polack named "Dutch". Dutch will then give you 2 minutes alone with his stereoscope cards of shebas in their petticoats.

Now some say that if you tip Dutch and extra strawpenny he'll break out real hard stuff...one card of a couple of bathing beauties at Coney Island where you can see full ankle and outlines of their bosoms...but I can't say for certain.

 
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