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I want to get my ear pierced. Talk me out of it. (1 Viewer)

Christo

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I had my ear pierced in HS and college. I was a cool SOB back then. Ditched it and the hole closed. But I want to be cool again and I think this is the way to do it.

Set me straight.

 
Google a picture of Harrison Ford from the last decade and consider his choice to go with an earring. Then make your decision.

 
I don't know how old you are, but this screams of mid life crisis. If you are having one do something cool, buy a sports car/motorcycle, go sky diving, or date a 22 year old and go to a bunch of parties 4 or 5 times a week, don't leave early and party as hard as the young ones, while still going to work everyday until you crash.

 
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I don't know how old you are, but this screams of mid life crisis. If you are having one do something cool, buy a sports car/motorcycle, go sky diving, or date a 22 year old and go to a bunch of parties 4 or 5 times a week, don't leave early and party as hard as the young ones, while still going to work everyday until you crash.
This made my night, and I'm not kidding. :lmao:

 
I don't know how old you are, but this screams of mid life crisis. If you are having one do something cool, buy a sports car/motorcycle, go sky diving, or date a 22 year old and go to a bunch of parties 4 or 5 times a week, don't leave early and party as hard as the young ones, while still going to work everyday until you crash.
Deal, but can I also re-pierce my ear?

 
Go for it. You'll be able to scope out the chicks in the women's bathroom. You can say you are transgender.

 
if you do- I hope you're a little balding too and go for the sweet bald man's pony tail to sync up with the sweet earring.

 
A hoop in both, a shaved head and some kind of badazz facial hair ought to do the trick. Bonus points for going sleeveless 24/7 and being about 100 lbs overweight.

 
this will probably make you look like comic book guy from simpsons and he is pretty cool so i say go for it with all your heart take that to the bank great broholio

 

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