I Wish I Could ... (1 Viewer)

[Fennis]

cancel my colonoscopy appointment for tomorrow. :X

Drink up! :X

then off to the dr:

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[fatness]

Dream whatever dogs dream.

My dog spazzes out whenever he sleeps, I dont know if I want to know what that dream is all about!

I see that deer. It doesn't see me. I'm getting closer and it still doesn't see me. I can get it this time, I know I can. GET THE DEER!!!!

Where did that deer go?

I see that deer. It doesn't see me. I'm getting closer and it still doesn't see me. I can get it this time, I know I can. GET THE DEER!!!!

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Rejuvenate women to a several months younger self by having sex with them. Every hottie in the world would be beating a path to my door and paying for me to do them. Say Hallie Berry or Angelina Jolie or Jerry Ryan, or Gina Gershon start feeling their age and want to go back five years or so, maybe more even. Once word of your power was out they would ask how many times you would have to plow them to achieve their goal. Say maybe ten times, and they would have to pay you for it and they would have to make sure you were interested enough to finish the job, so they would be enthusiastic participants.

 

[AAABatteries]

Rejuvenate women to a several months younger self by having sex with them. Every hottie in the world would be beating a path to my door and paying for me to do them. Say Hallie Berry or Angelina Jolie or Jerry Ryan, or Gina Gershon start feeling their age and want to go back five years or so, maybe more even. Once word of your power was out they would ask how many times you would have to plow them to achieve their goal. Say maybe ten times, and they would have to pay you for it and they would have to make sure you were interested enough to finish the job, so they would be enthusiastic participants.

Now this I like - at least until Hugh Hefner pays to make me disappear and keep him young. Or if this power only works on women then replace Hef with Queen Elizabeth.