I have an 8th grade math student who is a little weird, she does alright in class but is like 1 off...if your dial is set to 12:00, hers is somewhere around 10:45.
So I am at my desk and she approaches me and invites me to a meeting as she opens up one of those Jehova's Witness pamphlets. On the one hand she thinks enough of me to want to try and "save me" but on the other hand I was offended but trying hard not to. It falls on my birthday so I politely declined but there is about 0% chance I will ever schedule a parent/teacher conference, we know what is going to be walking thru that door.