If Masturbation Becomes Illegal How Much $ Will You Lose? (1 Viewer)

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

House Bill 4260

The bill has a $100 fine for men who have “emissions outside of a woman’s ######, or created outside of a health or medical facility.”

 

[ShamrockPride]

TLDR for the homies:

$100 fine for each "emission" outside of a hospital or vag-ina.

If I busted once a day, that's out $36k a year...

 

[RokNRole]

1 billion dollars!

 

[glvsav37]

Do to have financing?

 

[Ilov80s]

No worries guys, it's political satire with an attempt to make a statement.

 

[cockroach]

even when I have PIV intercourse I take it out and bust on her face, back, or tittays

 

[Guest]

I know if you make something illegal it spawns a black market.  But what if I already masturbate to black women?  Asking for a friend.  

 

[McGarnicle]

Was this Pence's idea?

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

TLDR for the homies:

$100 fine for each "emission" outside of a hospital or vag-ina.

If I busted once a day, that's out $36k a year...

Whew! Thanks SP.

At first, I was afraid that the political threads were the targets.

 

[gianmarco]

Does it include oral sex, because if so, then I'm going to be out $0.

 

[WilliamBonney]

I get so much poon I forgot how to beat off. 

 

[Christo]

“Men have to answer for their actions and so forth. So if there’s going to be an emission, it would have to be done in a hospital where the semen could be preserved for future pregnancies or it would be directly deposited into the ###### of a woman.”

Who's going to pay for all of the vats at the hospitals?

 

[Limp Ditka]

You mean for today? 

 

[TheAristocrat]

I'm not familiar with bankruptcy. Does it cover masturbation debt(s)?

 

[GilbertGrape]

I'm not familiar with bankruptcy. Does it cover masturbation debt(s)?

I'm reasonably certain it would be considered unsecured debt, so yeah. 

 

[SameSongNDance]

It would cost me roughly $110,000 annually. Well worth it IMO.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I'm reasonably certain it would be considered unsecured debt, so yeah. 

[Dennis Reynolds]I never secured that debt.[/OVERTLY SMUG Dennis Reynolds]

 

[culdeus]

It would cost me roughly $110,000 annually. Well worth it IMO.

3x a day.  Chafe much?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

2nd mortgage the house to get me through the first couple of years.

 

[Don't Toews Me]

I guess that's one way to pay off the national debt

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Wait, you mean it's not already illegal?

 

[Raider Nation]

I'm not familiar with that word.

 

[RokNRole]

2nd mortgage the house to get me through the first couple of years.

That will have to wait until the 3rd mortgage

The second is for the surgery so you can actually see your chub

 

[NotSmart]

I'm moving to Canada.

The great white North.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

That will have to wait until the 3rd mortgage

The second is for the surgery so you can actually see your chub




 

I see you're back crushing it.  

 

[RokNRole]

I see you're back crushing it.  

Like a boss

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I see you're back crushing it.  

Like a boss




 

I see the delusions are still there.  

 

[RokNRole]

I see the delusions are still there.  

Like a stretch mark

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Like a stretch mark

I do not know what the #### that means.  

 

[RokNRole]

I do not know what the #### that means.  

You suck at banter

 

[mr fancypants]

What your not a master of your own domain?

 

[Sinn Fein]

My Link

 

[Peyton Marino]

is this real

 

[dickey moe]

If I had a nickel for every time...

 

[Dan Lambskin]

http://m.imgur.com/bYXgIUf

 

[Jayrok]

The bill has a $100 fine for men who have “emissions outside of a woman’s vagena, or created outside of a health or medical facility.”

So inside a med facility like, say, in my Dr's waiting room is still okay. Whew.  

What about in the parking lot/garage of a med facility?  Is that still cool?  asking for a friend who needs the correct context.  

 

[BassNBrew]

Was this Pence's idea?

Nope...Democrat sponsored bill.

 

[Galileo]

I think it is time to organize a 100,000,000,000,000 sperm march and get our message out.

 

[Skipdog77]

So inside a med facility like, say, in my Dr's waiting room is still okay. Whew.  

What about in the parking lot/garage of a med facility?  Is that still cool?  asking for a friend who needs the correct context.  

My dentist is going to come to rue my twice-a-year cleanings.

 

[3C's]

If they come after me I'll just claim a hardship.

 

[TakiToki]

First they came . . .

 

[Zigg]

What your not a master of your own domain?

No, no I am not.

 

[Dentist]

My dentist is going to come to rue my twice-a-year cleanings.

I see what you did there

 

[wikkidpissah]

I've just barely made peace that i'm not going to come into money - i'll be damned if i'll come out of money

 

[Tom Servo]

I'm not familiar with bankruptcy. Does it cover masturbation debt(s)?

Something something @cstu something something welching something gambling debts.

 

[otb_lifer]

assuming this would be set up on some kind of honor system, no? 

gotta be honest, i'd just lie