If someone was knocking on your door in the middle of the night (1 Viewer)

[No One]

And It was Jesus and he was telling you, "Come on man, its time to go."

How would you respond?

 

[xyrza]

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy #### with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ### and pull the ####### trigger 'til it goes "click."

 

[No One]

That's going to piss off his dad

 

[DropKick]

And It was Jesus and he was telling you, "Come on man, its time to go."

How would you respond?

I'd destroy my home security system and change my shoes.

 

[matuski]

Call the cops.

 

[Wooderson]

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy #### with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ### and pull the ####### trigger 'til it goes "click."

Pederass dude

 

[KCitons]

I'd stand my ground.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

He'd get to meet my dog.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

"Look man, I told Jose I'd have the money for him by Tuesday. It doesn't have to go down this way."

 

[Bucky86]

I answer the door with a loaded SIG P226 in my hand. The only person going somewhere that night is Jesus. In a body bag.

 

[Scoresman]

Who got banned around March 25?

 

[cosjobs]

If it was really Jesus, and I didn't have to do a bunch of explaining, I'd go with him to check out heaven. I've several dead dogs I'd like to catch up with.

 

[Flying V]

"Jesus, how in the hell is a guy supposed to get any sleep around here!"

 

[John Bender]

No, I don't want to buy any candy bars for your church fundraiser. And, do you know what time it is?

 

[MAC_32]

Probably the same way when my wife wakes me up in the middle of the night to take our son back to bed because he had a nightmare and crawled into our bed somehow without waking us up.

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppttttttttttttt

 

[cosjobs]

So everyone else would be perfectly fine going to hell, even when it was apparent that the fairy tales were true and you were being offered the stairway to heaven?

I'm a stout atheist, but under these conditions, I'd be willing to re-think my position

 

[trogg78]

So everyone else would be perfectly fine going to hell, even when it was apparent that the fairy tales were true and you were being offered the stairway to heaven?

I'm a stout atheist, but under these conditions, I'd be willing to re-think my position

I'd have to at least get toknow him a little first before we go on a date.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy #### with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ### and pull the ####### trigger 'til it goes "click."

An eight year old dude.

 

[Psychopav]

Garcia or Mendoza?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I got some popsicles in the cellar....

 

[peaces]

I'd tell him to come back in three days

 

[Apple Jack]

Let's see some ID pal

 

[Courtjester]

"Can I take my cat?"

 

[msommer]

Jesus is making house calls now? How hard up is God really these days?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The Answer

 

[NCCommish]

So everyone else would be perfectly fine going to hell, even when it was apparent that the fairy tales were true and you were being offered the stairway to heaven?

I'm a stout atheist, but under these conditions, I'd be willing to re-think my position

If presented with the real deal then of course atheism is out the window. Intellectual honesty would require it. But I will be looking for more than his word.

 

[msommer]

So everyone else would be perfectly fine going to hell, even when it was apparent that the fairy tales were true and you were being offered the stairway to heaven?

I'm a stout atheist, but under these conditions, I'd be willing to re-think my position

If presented with the real deal then of course atheism is out the window. Intellectual honesty would require it. But I will be looking for more than his word.

Doubting Thomas! Burn in Hell!

 

[ConnSKINS26]

Who got banned around March 25?

Go back a couple days before that, I think it takes a couple days to get approved.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Everyone knows jesus doesnt knock.

He can teleport right in to your bedroom.

 

[skol asylum]

Everyone knows jesus doesnt knock.

He can teleport right in to your bedroom.

Wouldn't that violate the prime directive?

 

[Plorfu]

"####### Romans can't get anything right."