If you accidentally had a black baby, would you keep it? (1 Viewer)

[Fennis]

I always wanted to accidentally have an eskimo baby. Is that an option?

 

[McGarnicle]

If the black baby runs crisp routes and has a large catch radius, then yes.

 

[-fish-]

Can I exchange the kid for bitcoins?

 

[Jayrod]

So let me get this straight....I have an open and shut lawsuit to provide some stable finances, get the cultural boost of having a minority child and the added athleticism to train my child into a great athlete that I can live vicariously through?

HECK YES!!!!!!

 

[DSP]

Hell no. Voted no on both questions. What man would put up with that humiliation?

Would be hard to lose the wife but the circumstances weaken the blow

You have serious issues.

How, exactly, does something like this affect your marriage?

Umm. The baby not being mine? If seeking a donation and got the wrong sperm, especially this wrong, why would I put up with that? If seeking a donation im sure they wanted a donor who resembled the father....I know I wouldBut if I was sterile id be fine with not having kids period

Having the 'wrong' baby is your wife's fault? You leave you wife because there was a mistake by a fertility clinic? Please tell me you're not procreating. Please.

Id have to leave but I wouldnt blame the wife

 

[pizzatyme]

I voted before reading the scenario. Oops!

I'd keep the baby and wife.

I'd be rich as #uck too!

 

[DSP]

Hell no. Voted no on both questions. What man would put up with that humiliation?

Would be hard to lose the wife but the circumstances weaken the blow

You have serious issues.

How, exactly, does something like this affect your marriage?

Umm. The baby not being mine? If seeking a donation and got the wrong sperm, especially this wrong, why would I put up with that? If seeking a donation im sure they wanted a donor who resembled the father....I know I wouldBut if I was sterile id be fine with not having kids period

You seem to be particularly bothered that the baby is black.

Of course. Isnt that the main point of the question?

My wife is tainted now and would be dead to me

 

[Jayrod]

I voted before reading the scenario. Oops!

I'd keep the baby and wife.

I'd be rich as #uck too!

Dude, Puck isn't all that rich. He's gotten some run from his Real World days, but I would guess he is struggling financially at this point.

 

[Fennis]

I voted before reading the scenario. Oops!

I'd keep the baby and wife.

I'd be rich as #uck too!

unfortunately for you, the sperm bank will you pay your lawsuit off in sperm