If you had Superman's powers..... (1 Viewer)

[MC Gas Money]

Would you be a hero or villian? Would you be righteous and protect the world or would you rule earth with an iron fist and have everything you desire? Either way what would you do if you were a living god?

For the purposes of the question lets say you have absolutely no weaknesses such as kryptonite or needing the yellow sun to stay powerful. You never weaken.

 

[mr roboto]

I'd kill Putin and become the Czar of Russia.

 

[belljr]

I wouldn't mind travelling anymore

 

[Arsenal of Doom]

If?

 

[Bucky86]

2 chicks at the same time.

 

[The Gator]

Liverpool would never lose a game

 

[BeaverCleaver]

2 chicks at the same time.

Only two?

 

[shadyridr]

Id mind control everyone to hate you...

Relax im jk man

 

[BeaverCleaver]

I'd choose to be a hero. It would make many people happy. Being a villain only makes things worse and is very selfish.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Id mind control everyone to hate you...

Relax im jk man

Supes doesnt have mind control

 

[MC Gas Money]

Liverpool would never lose a game

That wouldnt be sporting so how could you enjoy those meaningless wins that you influenced?

 

[fred_1_15301]

I'd give everyone on the planet an atomic wedgie and fly like the wind.

 

[Ilov80s]

Mostly do party tricks and bang chicks.

 

[spreagle]

Hancock-aholic seemed to have it all figured out, I think I would choose to be like him, except perhaps throw in a few more good deeds every now and then. I wouldn't want to be a 100% on-duty superhero where everyone is whining and expecting me to do good stuff all the time.

 

[FUBAR]

Don't remember Hancock well, but the surly guy who parties and helps out only when he feels like it has potential.

A life like batman could work. Make a boatload of cash, maybe through investments (ability to turn back time helps) or gambling. Top poker player perhaps.

 

[Andrew74]

I'd be putting that x-Ray vision to work.

 

[Wrigley]

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ### sore."

 

[Ilov80s]

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ### sore."

That joke killed in 6th grade.

 

[Andrew74]

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ### sore."

This is appropriate coming from a dong-wielder.

 

[Todd Andrews]

wienie of steel

 

[Bucky86]

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ### sore."

That joke killed in 6th grade.

 

[Wrigley]

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ### sore."

That joke killed in 6th grade.

you guys give me too much credit.

 

[Dentist]

would love to say i'd be the guy trying to help and all... but I think the Hancock character is probably more like it.

No good deed goes unpunished... I've always enjoyed the Spider-man comics and one of the reasons is that i think it's a pretty realistic take that people would in general be skeptical of someone trying to help... their fear would lead to criticism... and you can never do enough... I'd be crushed by the media....

eventually you give up and go hide....

 

[BeaverCleaver]

wienie of steel

Try Viagra.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ### sore."

Wrigley go look at your comic of you fighting icon

 

[Deputy67]

I can't remember, was Superman paranoid or was everybody really out to get him?

 

[timschochet]

I'd let ALL the ####### illegals in!

 

[skol asylum]

Id go to war against NK and destroy their army.

 

[Shrugs]

More of a hero but definitely not a saint, if you know what I mean.

 

[Riversco]

With no weaknesses its impossible to get drunk or high so probably a lot of people who get bored fast.

 

[Kal El]

I'd still be a hero, but with a few minor tweaks. I'd have an island in the Caribbean to call home, abusers of children would get it worse, but not a lot would be different from the comic storylines.

 

[Mene]

The Sun would have a lot more visitors

 

[Rayderr]

Hired assassin for the gov't. "Oh you want X dead? Ok, that'll be $10mil. Oh, and I never pay any taxes again. Ever."

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Occasionally I would serve as the stripper pole.

 

[Gene Sackman]

2 chicks at the same time.

Nope. You couldnt have sex anymore. You would kill the women. That's why Clark had to get rid of his powers before he could bang Lois on that giant bean bag.