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im high on shrooms right now. ask me anything. (1 Viewer)

Will you please mail me some? I can't find any around here. I will,  of course,  pay all shipping costs. 

 
I've only done shooms once.  The main thing I remember about it is that,  we had a neighborhood cat who had a litter of kittens under our shed. While my wife and I were on shrooms and hanging out on the back patio,  the mama cat was hanging around us, getting petted and purring like nothing else. 

In my altered state,  I was sure the cat was telling me that she was worried for her babies and she needed food.  I fed her hot dogs. She seemed happy.

 
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MikeIke said:
I've only done shooms once.  The main thing I remember about it is that,  we had a neighborhood cat who had a litter of kittens under our shed. While my wife and I were on shrooms and hanging out on the back patio,  the mama cat was hanging around us, getting petted and purring like nothing else. 

In my altered state,  I was sure the cat was telling me that she was worried for her babies and she needed food.  I fed her hot dogs. She seemed happy.
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MikeIke said:
I've only done shooms once.  The main thing I remember about it is that,  we had a neighborhood cat who had a litter of kittens under our shed. While my wife and I were on shrooms and hanging out on the back patio,  the mama cat was hanging around us, getting petted and purring like nothing else. 

In my altered state,  I was sure the cat was telling me that she was worried for her babies and she needed food.  I fed her hot dogs. She seemed happy.
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More stories like this from our FFA'ers! MOAR!

 
hoping to get a nice fresh batch or two this spring in the PNW.  I heard that is the time to harvest and enjoy.

 
If you gave an order that Santiago wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would Santiago be in danger? Why would it be necessary to transfer him off the base?

 
Did them 3-4 times in college..... last time was weird and didn't do them again.

Best memories were...
1) My buddy Tom P riding his cruiser bike in a circle on our huge kitchen tile floor for about an hour straight. We begged him to stop because we couldn't stop laughing which made it funnier and funnier as it went on.

2) Driving back to So Cal from Vegas and stopping at the border at Whiskey Pete's to grab a burger and fries.  They were wedge cut fries. And after a mile back on the road, my buddy Dennis took off his shoes and socks and the smell was unbelievably horrid. We're laughing so hard, and then out of the blue he started winging the wedge cut fries out the window like frisbee golf, which of course, was an epic site on shrooms.   

3) Driving with my buddy Dennis again through the golden-yellow, lighted tunnels near the Long Beach Airport at 11pm. He had the back hatch to my little Toyota Startlet open and was hanging his head upside down, out the back, watching the light show.

 
Memorable moments tripping..

Was at a buddies house and the four of us decided to to skate without skates on his frozen pool. A few seconds in I fell backwards and cracked the back of my head on the ice, spider-webbing the ice at least 5 inches deep. I was almost certainly concussed and developed a wheeze that lasted 6 months. We made fun of my wheeze for 6 months.

Was at another buddies house (absolutely huge, so a lot of area to roam around) and eight of us decided to trip. It was a lot of fun until the one dude who didn't boom and promised to be the chaperone CHASED US  AROUND THE PREMISES WITH ####### HEDGE CLIPPERS. At one point we ended up locking ourselves in our friends car. Hedge clipper dude was a huge, huge, huge #######.

 
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Posted February 07 2007 - 05:41 PM


yes, will make the trip stronger but shorter...But i prefer eating solidly , then eating the shrooms right after. 2 hours later, effects will be still very weak, I dont know how the shrooms act in stomach or whatever but, I then smoke some a weed , which fastens metabolism, and shroom trip passes from threshold to peak in like 15-20 mins. Pretty intense, always done it that way. Cool because i can choose when to start it, by just inhaling a few.
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grateful zed said:
im coming down a little, time for a spliff.  :wub:
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SameSongNDance said:
Memorable moments tripping..

Was at a buddies house and the four of us decided to to skate without skates on his frozen pool. A few seconds in I fell backwards and cracked the back of my head on the ice, spider-webbing the ice at least 5 inches deep. I was almost certainly concussed and developed a wheeze that lasted 6 months. We made fun of my wheeze for 6 months.

Was at another buddies house (absolutely huge, so a lot of area to roam around) and eight of us decided to trip. It was a lot of fun until the one dude who didn't boom and promised to be the chaperone CHASED US  AROUND THE PREMISES WITH ####### HEDGE CLIPPERS. At one point we ended up locking ourselves in our friends car. Hedge clipper dude was a huge, huge, huge #######.
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Your (hopefully) ex-friend is a d1ckbag  <_<

 
Would be awesome shtick to start a thread like this with "ask me anything"  and then never check back in on it.

 
SameSongNDance said:
Here's the thing, I don't think he even cracked a smile once during the entire ordeal.
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Yeah, he was a Richard. 

I would have done it for a good ten seconds or so and laughed and then apologize before ensuring you everything's cool maaaaan.

ETA-  it does make my vision of your story funnier though :lmao:

 
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