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The Goat
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1) Buddy up to Stern. Start with, "you're much taller than I realized." Something simple.
2) Acknowledge that 99% of FBG are completely OUT OF THEIR ####### HEADS when they say disparaging #### about Kate Upton. Sure, she's not going to age well, but half of the ####bags who disparage her are going to be dead by the time she falls off a cliff. So #### them. Seriously.
3) There's probably going to be a random hot chick hanging out with the AV guys. When I was in Event PR in Manhattan, this was Marisa Tomei. This is your best random shot at a Notting Hill.
4) Everyone is equal in the gift bag line.
2) Acknowledge that 99% of FBG are completely OUT OF THEIR ####### HEADS when they say disparaging #### about Kate Upton. Sure, she's not going to age well, but half of the ####bags who disparage her are going to be dead by the time she falls off a cliff. So #### them. Seriously.
3) There's probably going to be a random hot chick hanging out with the AV guys. When I was in Event PR in Manhattan, this was Marisa Tomei. This is your best random shot at a Notting Hill.
4) Everyone is equal in the gift bag line.
Stinger Ray
Footballguy
The play???? You likely will play with yourself.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Weird that you refer to your Mom, sister, and first cousin as Kate Upton, Taylor Swift, and Howard Stern's wife. But who am I to judge?
rockaction
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Aerial Assault
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Otis
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Otis
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Aerial Assault
Footballguy
I love you, though. When you were posting in the monetizing patents thread the other day started by Mr. Ham (?) and dropping some serious knowledge I wasn't sure what board I was reading.
So, anyway, ask to hang out with Taylor later without all the riffraff.
rockaction
Footballguy
Hmmm...I actually have no idea what to tell you. That's so far out of my league that I might actually cry (metaphorically, of course) and hide in the corner (not so metaphorically).
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2830416/Taylor-Swift-unveils-80s-inspired-new-look-fashion-magazine-shoot.html
All else equal, Swift is somehow the play. It's navigating A to B with the donkey and the hay and the wolf and the sheep and the river that becomes tricky.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2830416/Taylor-Swift-unveils-80s-inspired-new-look-fashion-magazine-shoot.html
All else equal, Swift is somehow the play. It's navigating A to B with the donkey and the hay and the wolf and the sheep and the river that becomes tricky.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Offer to help inspire Taylor Swift to write another platinum album.
Ignore Kate Upton unless they are serving food, if so get in line before she does.
When leaving give Howard Stern your valet receipt and $10 and tell him you are in a hurry.
Ignore Kate Upton unless they are serving food, if so get in line before she does.
When leaving give Howard Stern your valet receipt and $10 and tell him you are in a hurry.
timschochet
Footballguy
I wouldn't mess with Taylor Swift. Have you seen her latest video? That's an angry woman.
skol asylum
Footballguy
You could probably bed Stern if you got really lucky and he was really wasted. Thats about it.
Otis
Footballguy
Mr. Retukes
Footballguy
Are you that jealous that we were all talking about Finless?
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
After all these years, you finally get to meet Ashley York?
Fennis
Footballguy
Is the "room" Madison Square Garden?
http://thebiglead.com/2014/11/12/kate-upton-taylor-swift-photographed-together-at-knicks-game/
http://thebiglead.com/2014/11/12/kate-upton-taylor-swift-photographed-together-at-knicks-game/
seahawk 17
Footballguy
I always thought given the chance I would break Kate Upton. After seeing what she's working with, I know I would.
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
You might need to watch this fictional film.
"Good-Looking Men In Small Clever Rooms That Utilize Every Centimeter Of Available Space With Mind-Boggling Efficiency" - Unfinished due to hospitalization. UNRELEASED
"Good-Looking Men In Small Clever Rooms That Utilize Every Centimeter Of Available Space With Mind-Boggling Efficiency" - Unfinished due to hospitalization. UNRELEASED
Otis
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
How much time left when Stern bailed?
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
How do you find more sexually attractive, Kate Upton or Spike Lee? Was Spike there?
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
tommyGunZ
Footballguy
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
skol asylum
Footballguy
Otis about to crash and burn...
http://www.pageqsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kate-upton-heat.jpg
http://www.pageqsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kate-upton-heat.jpg
rockaction
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Otis
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Good Posting Judge
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ClownCausedChaos2
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Otis
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He actually stuck it out past halftime I think. Maybe it was somewhere in the third quarter.
Otis
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