I'm in the Madison WI Airport. Ask Me Anything. (1 Viewer)

[ClownCausedChaos2]

It's nothing but cheese curds, beef, Spotted Cow, and bad accents!

 

[KCitons]

Keep count of the number of Brett Favre jerseys and report back in an hour.

 

[Scoresman]

P̬͈̥̙̤͛ͩ̀ͮ̇o͙̖͒̾ͮ̽̄̈͠int to somebody and yell, "l̬͈̥̙̤͛ͩ̀ͮ̇o͙̖͒̾ͮ̽̄̈͠ok, Brett Favre!" P̬͈̥̙̤͛ͩ̀ͮ̇o͙̖͒̾ͮ̽̄̈͠st back with results.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

What is it with you guys and Brett Favre?

 

[Scoresman]

what the #### els̷̛͕̱̟̥͔̫͈̤̩̼̈̔͑̒ͩ̈ͬ̔̏ͬ͒̔ͣ̊͘͘̕ͅe̵̸̞͔̟͙͙̝̠̺͉̭̠̮̜̳̤̦͗̈́͛̊͛̽̚͝ is tḧ̷̛͕̱̟̥͔̫͈̤̩̼̔͑̒ͩ̈ͬ̔̏ͬ͒̔ͣ̊͘͘̕ͅe̵̸̞͔̟͙͙̝̠̺͉̭̠̮̜̳̤̦͗̈́͛̊͛̽̚͝re to talk about re: Wisconsin?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

what the #### els̷̛͕̱̟̥͔̫͈̤̩̼̈̔͑̒ͩ̈ͬ̔̏ͬ͒̔ͣ̊͘͘̕ͅe̵̸̞͔̟͙͙̝̠̺͉̭̠̮̜̳̤̦͗̈́͛̊͛̽̚͝ is tḧ̷̛͕̱̟̥͔̫͈̤̩̼̔͑̒ͩ̈ͬ̔̏ͬ͒̔ͣ̊͘͘̕ͅe̵̸̞͔̟͙͙̝̠̺͉̭̠̮̜̳̤̦͗̈́͛̊͛̽̚͝re to talk about re: Wisconsin?

What is with the formatting of your type?

 

[skol asylum]

Start hitting up underage girls and tell them your boss Mark Chmura sent you to recruit some talent for a private hot tub party at his home this evening.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Start hitting up underage girls and tell them your boss Mark Chmura sent you to recruit some talent for a private hot tub party at his home this evening.

Now THAT is funny. This IS why we're here.

 

[Politician Spock]

Whenever Bill Shatner and I went to Wisconsin, I would turn to him an say "Wis... KHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNN.... sin". He would laugh so hard that he'd fart.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Whenever Bill Shatner and I went to Wisconsin, I would turn to him an say "Wis... KHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNN.... sin". He would laugh so hard that he'd fart.

Weak start, solid finish. 3.5/5

 

[Politician Spock]

Whenever Bill Shatner and I went to Wisconsin, I would turn to him an say "Wis... KHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNN.... sin". He would laugh so hard that he'd fart.

Weak start, solid finish. 3.5/5

Bill has a very simple sense of humor. Anything funnier and he would #### himself, and that just ruins the whole trip.

 

[The Gator]

Do you see furley?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Do you see furley?

There was a guy passed out in the Great Dane bathroom. That was probably him, right?

 

[The Gator]

Do you see furley?

There was a guy passed out in the Great Dane bathroom. That was probably him, right?

Odds on favorite, yup

 

[KCitons]

Go a restroom stall, sit down and start tapping your foot. Report back in an hour.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Go a restroom stall, sit down and start tapping your foot. Report back in an hour.

I board in 15 minutes, unfortunately.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Do you see furley?

There was a guy passed out in the Great Dane bathroom. That was probably him, right?

Odds on favorite, yup

I figured. Him or Shuke.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

What kind of job do you have that allows you to go to all these exotic places? I wanna party with you.

 

[captain_amazing]

Assume Jesus is real and alive. He pulls up at the bar next to you. He looks you over, raises his eyebrows in surprise, and goes back to his IPA. How do you respond?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

What kind of job do you have that allows you to go to all these exotic places? I wanna party with you.

Jealous, I know. I'm in IT. I was at Epic for training.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Assume Jesus is real and alive. He pulls up at the bar next to you. He looks you over, raises his eyebrows in surprise, and goes back to his IPA. How do you respond?

I'd call him an imposter and spit on his sandals. Jesus drinks Belgian Wits.

 

[KCitons]

Go a restroom stall, sit down and start tapping your foot. Report back in an hour.

I board in 15 minutes, unfortunately.

Plenty of time.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Go a restroom stall, sit down and start tapping your foot. Report back in an hour.

I board in 15 minutes, unfortunately.

Plenty of time.

Hold.Ironcally, the rhythm of my tapping reminded a whole bathroom full of bearded ft men with BBQ sauce on their shirts of the Wisconsin fight song. Then they all started blowing each other.

 

[northern exposure]

Give an overall average rating on a scale of 1- 10 for the fine Wisconsin women you've seen.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Give an overall average rating on a scale of 1- 10 for the fine Wisconsin women you've seen.

Actually, these beef-fed broads ain't half bad.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

It's nothing but cheese curds, beef, Spotted Cow, and bad accents!

And that's just the women.

 

[loser]

Did you bring enough Kraft singles to tip the strippers with?

 

[northern exposure]

Give an overall average rating on a scale of 1- 10 for the fine Wisconsin women you've seen.

Actually, these beef-fed broads ain't half bad.

So, a 7 then?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

It's nothing but cheese curds, beef, Spotted Cow, and bad accents!

And that's just the women.

BAda bum!

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Give an overall average rating on a scale of 1- 10 for the fine Wisconsin women you've seen.

Actually, these beef-fed broads ain't half bad.

So, a 7 then?

That's a bit lofty, but not too far off.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Did you bring enough Kraft singles to tip the strippers with?

They prefer to be tipped in spare ribs.

 

[Snoopy]

Did you bring enough Kraft singles to tip the strippers with?

Wisconsin does not recognize that as real cheese.

 

[Snoopy]

can you ask the waitresses to jump like they do at Camp Randall stadium

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

can you ask the waitresses to jump like they do at Camp Randall stadium

Nobody wants that. Trust me.

 

[nirad3]

How many pastey folks did you see?

Like Rex Ryan-y types.

E2A: These threads are great, BTW.... can I steal the concept?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

How many pastey folks did you see?

Like Rex Ryan-y types.

E2A: These threads are great, BTW.... can I steal the concept?

A lot.

Like, a lot.

And go for it!

 

[nirad3]

How many pastey folks did you see?

Like Rex Ryan-y types.

E2A: These threads are great, BTW.... can I steal the concept?

A lot.

Like, a lot.

And go for it!

Probably 30ish minutes waiting in Orange County, CA airport on 8/12. Plenty of plastic surgery to report on.

40 minute layover in Pasteyland (MSP) that day.

Hour or so in Orlando airport on 8/14. Yes, there are lots of Mickey ears.

40 minute layover in Salt Lake. Cue Morman tabernacle choir jokes.

Airports are awesome.

 

[Flash]

Go a restroom stall, sit down and start tapping your foot. Report back in an hour.

That was in Minnesota.

Nice try though.

0-1

 

[KCitons]

Go a restroom stall, sit down and start tapping your foot. Report back in an hour.

That was in Minnesota.

Nice try though.

0-1

Six of one....

Since CC2 never reported back, I'm guessing he missed his flight.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Go a restroom stall, sit down and start tapping your foot. Report back in an hour.

That was in Minnesota.Nice try though.

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I did it for nothing!

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Just touched down in Detroit. Taxiing to the terminal now. Our airplane has been shot at three times so far.

 

[nittanylion]

Ashley Madison?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ashley Madison?

[Landing strip joke]

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

There's a Wendy's! They have Frostys! #### yeah!

 

[skol asylum]

How many pastey folks did you see?

Like Rex Ryan-y types.

E2A: These threads are great, BTW.... can I steal the concept?

A lot.Like, a lot.

And go for it!

Probably 30ish minutes waiting in Orange County, CA airport on 8/12. Plenty of plastic surgery to report on.

40 minute layover in Pasteyland (MSP) that day.

Hour or so in Orlando airport on 8/14. Yes, there are lots of Mickey ears.

40 minute layover in Salt Lake. Cue Morman tabernacle choir jokes.

Airports are awesome.

We're not pastey, we're melanin intolerant.

 

[Team Tosh]

What kind of job do you have that allows you to go to all these exotic places? I wanna party with you.

Jealous, I know. I'm in IT. I was at Epic for training.

I was on a tour of Epic last summer and thought it was pretty incredible. Is there still a lot of construction going on there?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

What kind of job do you have that allows you to go to all these exotic places? I wanna party with you.

Jealous, I know. I'm in IT. I was at Epic for training.

I was on a tour of Epic last summer and thought it was pretty incredible. Is there still a lot of construction going on there?

Yeah. It's pretty ridiculous. Huge cranes everywhere. They're building an entire mini-campus modeled after Harry Potter right now.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

This IS why we're here.

You placed the emPHASis on the wrong syLABle.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

This IS why we're here.

You placed the emPHASis on the wrong syLABle.

BITE me...bite ME...

 

[JHuber77]

What does the carpet look like?