Is there anything worse than... (1 Viewer)

[Captain Cranks]

a pasty poop session?

Try to one-up me.   

 

[Parrothead]

a pasty poop session with no toliet paper

 

[MikeIke]

A pasty poop session with no toilet paper in a gas station bathroom 

 

[Parrothead]

A pasty poop session with no toilet pair in a gas station bathroom 

A pasty poop session with no toilet pair in a gas station bathroom with no door 

 

[otb_lifer]

A pasty poop session with no toilet pair in a gas station bathroom 

- on a commuter train (LIRR) in the dog days of summer, with 20 minutes left before your destination, and familiar folk (see LADIES) populating most of your car - and no soap or paper towels to clean your ####### hands properly. 

?

 

[EYLive]

Your entire family gets brain cancer.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

A pasty poop session with no toilet pair in a gas station bathroom with no door 

A pasty poop session with no toilet paper in a gas station bathroom with no door on a first date

 

[fantasycurse42]

A pasty poop session that can't be stopped with no bathroom, but a lot of people around. 

 

[Captain Cranks]

Your entire family gets brain cancer.

You find out your entire family gets brain cancer while taking a pasty poop.  

 

[Parrothead]

You find out your entire family gets brain cancer while taking a pasty poop.  

and you used up the last of the toliet paper wiping away your tears throughout your pasty poop 

 

[EYLive]

Well that is indeed awful.

 

[otb_lifer]

and you used up the last of the toliet paper wiping away your tears throughout your pasty poop 

... so you have to use their dead cranium tissue -  :X

 

[ChiefD]

A pasty poop session that can't be stopped with no bathroom, but a lot of people around. 

Except I would argue the pasty poop session would be welcomed here, because it would at least have some substance to it.

The worse scenario is the massive stomach cramp poop ###-blow-out session that can't be stopped with no bathroom, but a lot of people around. 

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Getting herpes, the regular kind (not the good kind AZ Ron has)

 

[AAABatteries]

What the hell is a pasty poop?

 

[otb_lifer]

What the hell is a pasty poop?

WHITE.

it means one's Keto Diet has run the #### amok. 

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

What the hell is a pasty poop?

Ed Sheeran? 

 

[jhib]

What the hell is a pasty poop?

What happens after you eat horse meat. 

 

[otb_lifer]

What happens after you eat horse meat. 

my buddy Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time - nary a complaint 

 

[MikeIke]

A pasty poop session with no toilet paper in a gas station bathroom with no door on a first date

Thank you for correcting my typo and using "paper" instead of "pair." it doesn't do much good to correct a post when people have quoted the original.

 

[Bucky86]

Have a terrible case of bulging hemorrhoids and then eating spicy food while on the road with only gas stations restrooms available?

 

[otb_lifer]

Have a terrible case of bulging hemorrhoids and then eating spicy food while on the road with only gas stations restrooms available?

see, if I'm in the car alone - np

I pull over, squat that ##### out - wipe with my socks, and rinse my hands with windshield wiper fluid, pop a Marlboro ...

and away i go 

 

[AAABatteries]

While mud butt is nothing to laugh at I'm going to have to go with having a dude shoot a load in your mouth.  Or so I've heard.  

 

[Bucky86]

While mud butt is nothing to laugh at I'm going to have to go with having a dude shoot a load in your mouth.  Or so I've heard.  

 

 

[Scoresman]

I can't remember my last solid poop.

 

[Christo]

a pasty poop session?

Try to one-up me.   

http://i.imgur.com/JEpHDGQ.gif

 

[Captain Cranks]

http://i.imgur.com/JEpHDGQ.gif

LOL.  Yes.  This guy gets it.  

 

[otb_lifer]

I can't remember my last solid poop.

guy goes into the doctor's office .. says "doc, i dunno what to do - i eat bananas, i #### bananas - i eat apples, i #### apples - i eat rice, i #### rice - i eat bread, i #### bread- wtf do i gotta eat to have a solid #### again?"

doctor gives a wry smile ...

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

I've been taking yuge doses of antibiotics for over a week thanks to a sinus infection that could kill Adrien Brody.  

My doctor told me to take probiotics to counter what the antibiotics would do to my guy.  No idea if the probiotics are working but if they're not, I can't imagine how bad things would be.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Your entire family gets brain cancer.

Well that escalated quickly.....

 

[Jules Winnfield]

You find out your family gets brain cancer because they were always taking a pasty poop

In your mouth

 

[otb_lifer]

You find out your family gets brain cancer because they were always taking a pasty poop

In your mouth

whoa whoa whoa - no need to get disgusting up in here

 

[MikeIke]

I can't remember my last solid poop.

 

[RokNRole]

Is this when it's so pasty it oddly breaches the neutral zone of the butt cheeks? 

 

[Kafka]

What the hell is a pasty poop?

@AAABatteries

 

[snogger]

Sharting at work :X

 

[AAABatteries]

@AAABatteries

I'll be bronzed pretty soon.  Swimsuit season is here

 

[Kafka]

I'll be bronzed pretty soon.  Swimsuit season is here

Well, that addresses the pasty part...

 

[Politician Spock]

I can't remember my last solid poop.

His name was Brad. 

 

[GregR]

I can't remember my last solid poop.

His name was Brad. 

https://pbs.twimg.com/amplify_video_thumb/800716032981635072/img/IQYYAqi9mZFbDaRL.jpg

 

[Zegras11]

Sharting at work :X

Sharting after an interview. 

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Sharting after an interview. 

Sharting during the interview

 

[Christo]

Interviewing a sharter.

 

[Politician Spock]

Interviewing a sharter.

Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?

Interviewee: Well, I'd like to be doing some.... er..... uh.... ugh..... FFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Interviewer: [thinks to himself "did he just shart himself?].... [gets the first wiff].... So where do you see yourself in five seconds?

Interviewee: I'm already on my way. [Darts out of room]

Interviewer: [Calls receptionist]... Doris can you please bring in some matches and candles STAT!

 

[snogger]

Sharting during the interview

Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?

Interviewee: Well, I'd like to be doing some.... er..... uh.... ugh..... FFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Interviewer: [thinks to himself "did he just shart himself?].... [gets the first wiff].... So where do you see yourself in five seconds?

Interviewee: I'm already on my way. [Darts out of room]

Interviewer: [Calls receptionist]... Doris can you please bring in some matches and candles STAT!

 

[otb_lifer]

Sharting after an interview. 

Sharting during the interview

Interviewing a sharter.

sharts in jorts

sharts while playing jarts in jorts

 

[Hov34]

Gypsies

 

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a PPS in a porta-john in August in Florida