Is there anything worse than... (1 Viewer)

[Drunken knight]

soggy pretzels

is that code for pasty poop?

 

[dickey moe]

A pasty poop session with no toilet pair in a gas station bathroom with no door

A pasty poop session with no toilet paper in a gas station bathroom with no door on a first date

A pasty poop session with no toilet paper in a gas station bathroom with no door on a first date and no hands.

 

[Hastur]

A pasty poop session with no toilet pair in a gas station bathroom with no door

A pasty poop session with no toilet paper in a gas station bathroom with no door on a first date

A pasty poop session with no toilet paper in a gas station bathroom with no door on a first date and no hands.

A pasty poop session with no toilet paper in a gas station bathroom with no door on a first date and no hands, and you find out you have brain cancer.

 

[djmich]

Somewhat related is there a reason bidets haven’t gained traction in the US. I’m kinda shocked it’s not more in vogue for the most pampered nation on earth.

We laugh at the Euros for no AC and then smear pasty poop on our asses with TP.

 

[AAABatteries]

@Captain Cranks face


I win.

 

[Phil Elliott]

You could be at 35,000 ft flying over the Atlantic Ocean in turbulence and captain has ordered everyone to stay in your seat.

 

[Hastur]

Do you know what I hate?

 

[Captain Cranks]

@Captain Cranks face


I win.

Dammit. Was hoping no one would play that card.