It's 5 AM and I'm Waiting In Line For Summer Camp Signups. Ask Me Anything (1 Viewer)

[ClownCausedChaos2]

 

[James Daulton]

Your wife wants to get rid of you that much?

 

[eoMMan]

Why so early in the morning?

Aren't you a little old for camp?

 

[eoMMan]

Does James Daulton use pink 5 pound dumbells when he "lifts weights"?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Your wife wants to get rid of you that much?

Just the opposite.  I'd rather stand out in 18 degree weather.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Why so early in the morning?

Aren't you a little old for camp?

Because the YMCA sucks.

And what if it's a college cheerleading camp?

 

[James Daulton]

Ok, I'll ask the obvious, why the #### are standing in line in March at 5am for ####### summer camp sign up?  I get fliers for that #### around my house all the ####### time.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Does James Daulton use pink 5 pound dumbells when he "lifts weights"?

5 pounds combined between the two dumbells?

 

[James Daulton]

Does James Daulton use pink 5 pound dumbells when he "lifts weights"?

Why are you asking Mr No Vertical what kind of weights I use?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ok, I'll ask the obvious, why the #### are standing in line in March at 5am for ####### summer camp sign up?  I get fliers for that #### around my house all the ####### time.

It's where my son goes to an after school program now and where all of his friends are going, so it's where he'll be happy and comfortable.

This is my first time ever doing this.  It's a cluster.  Lotta bi***y broads at 5 AM.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Why are you asking Mr No Vertical what kind of weights I use?

C'mon. We've all seen the video.

 

[eoMMan]

Whatever happened to Stephen Lynch?

 

[James Daulton]

5 pounds combined between the two dumbells?

Do pink dumbbells sound like the bells from Westminster Abby when you press them off your chest?  I didn't think so mohter####ers!

Or perhaps the "men" in here wouldn't know. 

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Whatever happened to Stephen Lynch?

I don't know!  It's sort of a mystery.  The guy was/is awesome.  15 minutes of fame, I guess.

 

[James Daulton]

It's where my son goes to an after school program now and where all of his friends are going, so it's where he'll be happy and comfortable.

This is my first time ever doing this.  It's a cluster.  Lotta bi***y broads at 5 AM.

I still don't get the 5am thing.  Why not 10am?

Did DB Cooper survive the jump?

Is Trump a member of the Illuminati? 

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I still don't get the 5am thing.  Why not 10am?

Did DB Cooper survive the jump?

Is Trump a member of the Illuminati? 

Good question.  Registration starts at 7 and there's a limited number of spots.  People were here at 2AM, apparently.  It's insane.

No.  His remains are in the sense forest and weren't found.

C'mon.  Trump's dumber than I am for standing out here.  No way he's in any secret society.

 

[James Daulton]

Are you making friends with anyone in line?

Gotta be some milfs there based on numbers alone, right?

If you were Neo would you have taken the red pill or the blue pill knowing what you know now?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Are you making friends with anyone in line?

Gotta be some milfs there based on numbers alone, right?

If you were Neo would you have taken the red pill or the blue pill knowing what you know now?

No.  I hate everybody right now.

See above.

Only saw the first movie once, never saw the sequels.

 

[AAABatteries]

Have you ever taken your mask off while you and JD are being intimate?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Have you ever taken your mask off while you and JD are being intimate?

No.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Some woman just stated that the fact they don't teach "handwriting" anymore is "disturbing".

 

[gbill2004]

How many times have you farted while waiting in line?  What's the reaction of others? 

 

[AAABatteries]

No.

I KNEW IT!!

 

[AAABatteries]

Some woman just stated that the fact they don't teach "handwriting" anymore is "disturbing".

Did you ask her the last time she used cursive outside signing her name?  

 

[Osaurus]

Hi Mickey!

 

[Ned]

Some woman just stated that the fact they don't teach "handwriting" anymore is "disturbing".

Is she wearing sweatpants with Juicy across her hiney?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

How many times have you farted while waiting in line?  What's the reaction of others? 

None yet.  They're all frozen on my ###.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Did you ask her the last time she used cursive outside signing her name?  

She doesn't seem like the type I want to converse with.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Hi Mickey!

Hi Goofy!

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Is she wearing sweatpants with Juicy across her hiney?

No, she's an old white lady.  Probably a Republican.

 

[Osaurus]

You missed my reference,

 

[AAABatteries]

Is she wearing sweatpants with Juicy across her hiney?

Maybe we can recover this thread yet.

Juicy

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

You missed my reference,

I'm thinking it through and it's still not coming to me.  What is it?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Maybe we can recover this thread yet.

Juicy

I think this thread has gone quite well, so far.  It's killing time for me.

 

[Ned]

Maybe we can recover this thread yet.

Juicy

I'd stand in line with that. 

 

[AAABatteries]

@Christo

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder505/41591505.jpg

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Are we doing Stonehenge tonight?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Are we doing Stonehenge tonight?

I'm in.

 

[James Daulton]

Are we doing Stonehenge tonight?

What means this?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

0-2 in the reference category. I'm going back to bed.

good luck and good parenting. It sucks and might be crazy that you're out there but you're for sure a good parent. Stay warm.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Don't you guys have anything else to do?  Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the company.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

0-2 in the reference category. I'm going back to bed.

good luck and good parenting. It sucks and might be crazy that you're out there but you're for sure a good parent. Stay warm.

They're letting us in the gym.  Thank you for the compliment.

The second reference was Spinal Tap, no? I just can't remember the appropriate response.

 

[Ned]

Don't you guys have anything else to do?  Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the company.

Sitting here on my warm sofa, drinking coffee, and watching ####ty NBA highlights.  

Nope. 

 

[AAABatteries]

What means this?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Sitting here on my warm sofa, drinking coffee, and watching ####ty NBA highlights.  

Nope. 

Want to hold my spot in line?

 

[AAABatteries]

Don't you guys have anything else to do?  Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the company.

 No.  Thought about yanking the chain to some porn but the wife hinted at some early morning festivities so I'm keeping my options open.  Also, I'm a loser who wakes up ever freaking day between 5-6.

 

[AAABatteries]

Coffee sounds good.....brb.

 

[James Daulton]

 No.  Thought about yanking the chain to some porn but the wife hinted at some early morning festivities so I'm keeping my options open.  Also, I'm a loser who wakes up ever freaking day between 5-6.

I wake up early every day too.  Kind of watching Collide while I bum around the web.  And of course we want to keep you company, you're our iBuddy!

 

[otb_lifer]

Don't you guys have anything else to do?  Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the company.

finished surfing the pr0n, so now just   and waiting for the bran and caffeine to kick in so i can  

btw, the old white lady in sweats ... can you bum a smoke from her?  did she have a flask?

 

[Kafka]

It's where my son goes to an after school program now and where all of his friends are going, so it's where he'll be happy and comfortable.

This is my first time ever doing this.  It's a cluster.  Lotta bi***y broads at 5 AM.

"Lotta #####y broads at 5 AM."

I'll say.