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Its the most wonderful time.... of the year (1 Viewer)

Caffeine and alcohol fueled insomnia. Coming down praying that I can stay up till at least the noon games are over.

 
I'm putting up the football tree as we speak! Humming all my favorite football carols. Sending out football emails. In just a few short hours, I'll sit by the fire place - which is near the TV and wait for all the fun to start.

:popcorn: :football:

 
Can't wait for the jingling of whistles and all that noise, noise, noise! (hard to work in a Grinch reference) :football:

 
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My eight-year-old son has been pretty indifferent to football until this season but now he's just as excited as I am. It's a beautiful thing to share this great game with people you love. :thumbup:

 
"Now Hillis! now, Willis! now, Foster and SJAX!

On, Shady! On, CJ! on, DMAC and FJAX!

To the End of the end zone! through them all like a wall!

Now plow away! dash away! Run over them all!"

 
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'Twas the night before kickoff, in every fans house,

Not a fan was sleeping, just ask their spouse;

The jersey's were hung by the flat screen with care,

In hopes that their team would win the afair;

The players were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of touchdowns danced in their heads;

The wifey asleep, my computer in lap,

Forgot to set my fantasy team, oh what the crap;

On the NFL network was the injury chatter,

I sprang to my feet to see what's the matter;

I gave the volume an extra push,

What do ya know, another injury to Bush;

Lights turned off so the TV a glow,

Did i forget the beer? Damn it, oh no!;

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

Drug store commercials with sales on beer;

Friends, pizza, and wings, what a day,

Except for the times Favre gives the ball away;

As I close my eyes to fall asleep,

tears of joy, i start to weep;

Last thing I look at is the ESPN ticker,

Bad news about my team started to flicker;

What! With only ten hours to go,

My team didn't sell enough tickets, BLACK OUT, that blows!

 
I forgot how boring football is to watch. Commercial after commercial after commercial. Would be so much better if the NFL took the soccer route in terms of broadcasting.

 

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