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I've basically been gone for 2 years... what did I miss? (1 Viewer)

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Some people are saying those games are rigged. I don't know, hagmania - I assume - might be a good person. But a lot of people, really smart people, are talking about it being rigged. 

 
True story : a college girlfriend named my penis Steve. I prefer to think it's not because there was a good-looking, well built guy across the hall named Steve. 
To be honest, I would take her naming of your penis after someone she really wanted to #### as a compliment.

 
To be honest, I would take her naming of your penis after someone she really wanted to #### as a compliment.
I'm not sure about that, but I will say this:

Every time I see FFA Steve post, I will think of my penis. 

 
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He's not smart, in fact he's pretty much a #######. But sometimes he's interesting. 

Oh, who am I kidding, no one is interested in Steve. Steve should just go away and never come back. 
It does however make me think of a potential interesting thread.... "If your penis could post in the FFA, what would it say?"

 
i've been locked up in this dark room for 30 years only to be let out for a vicious beating daily?
"CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOUR PENIS COULD ACTUALLY POST ON THE INTERNET?!?!?  WOULDNT IT BE HYSTERICAL IF IT HAD TINY, LITTLE HANDS AND WROTE POSTS ABOUT HOW AARON RODGERS MADE HIM ALL TINGLY?!?" **double finger guns in your face, followed up with a little 360 windup into a hip thrust/****-whomp move into a backward tuck and roll, all while guffawing uncomfortably** "I MEAN, COULD YOU IMAGINE?!?!?"

 
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You should check out the soccer threads, music threads and dead people threads. Lots of good stuff going on in those.

Stay away from the political threads, regardless of whose in charge.

And always, if in doubt, pm @shuke

:banned:

 
It does however make me think of a potential interesting thread.... "If your penis could post in the FFA, what would it say?"
Mine would sadly lament how it never gets to work out any more and would also make a bunch of exaggerated claims about how great it used be, all the hot chicks it used to hang out with, and all the cool places it used to go.

I'd call it @Otis

 
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But is still attention whore insists on posting about himself a at least half a dozen times a day.
At least we have gotten beyond his life lessons of how to grossly overpay for simple home improvements and moved on to how not to lose weight but continuely moan about how fat Kate Upton is. 

 
"CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOUR PENIS COULD ACTUALLY POST ON THE INTERNET?!?!?  WOULDNT IT BE HYSTERICAL IF IT HAD TINY, LITTLE HANDS AND WROTE POSTS ABOUT HOW AARON RODGERS MADE HIM ALL TINGLY?!?" **double finger guns in your face, followed up with a little 360 windup into a hip thrust/****-whomp move into a backward tuck and roll, all while guffawing uncomfortably** "I MEAN, COULD YOU IMAGINE?!?!?"
:hyperventilating:

 

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