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I've got a plan, it's a great plan, maybe the best plan you've ever seen! (1 Viewer)

It is phenomenal. It is beautiful, and it will tremendous. 

Oh, and everything done before was the worst disaster ever, from what I am hearing.

:lmao:  

 
You just need to mic in "tremendous", "splendid", and "amazing" and you probably can convince about 38% of the population you are not a total creeper.

That number is dropping like a rock though so hurry!

 
People keep telling me it's the best plan ever. Who these people are and why they keep saying that is the part I don't know.

 
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

 
Listen, I know more about this then anyone. Believe me its really pretty tremendous. I know more about it then the experts.

 
16 billion generals and 27 million border agents endorsed me!! 

Gonna bring back jobs, gonna secure the border, gonna destroy ISIS!!

 
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
First we get the jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the girls. 

 
I'm not a criminal just ask my stroke. I swear I'll survive a full term in the office.

Did I do it  right guys?

 
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And when I reveal this plan...this great great plan, we will obliterate ISIS and you know what?...Putin will even be calling me up, "How does Russia stop radical Islamic TERRA?"

 
wikkidpissah said:
Two Corinthians simply aren't enough for me.
I'm going to make the Bible great again...three Corinthians, four Corinthians, hell, FIVE Corinthians!

 
The best people will be working ( I'd use the word 'implementing' but he doesn't know what that word means) on my plan. The absolute best. These people are so great. They are just fantastic.

 
I have 200 generals who have endorsed me.  They are the best generals.  Clinton's generals are a disaster.  She doesn't even have genitals.  I mean...eh...generals.

 
And when I re-rig the rigging that the riggers are trying to rig and become Super Forever President, there's going to be a channel of just me. I'm going to choose my cabinet on a new Apprentice show. If Bowser sells more lemonade to China than Bret Michaels, then he's Secretary of Commerce. If Omorosa wins a water balloon fight in the Lincoln bedroom over that Wilson Phillips guy, then she's my Secretary of War. We'll have a chili cookoff to decide Mexico and Regis will Slumlord Millionaire the Arabs. I'll vote a bill buying HGTV for the White House and Melania and me will have the whole bunch reno-ing everything. We'll be smashing Kennedy desks and black velveting all the panitings and putting gold backsplashes everywhere and i'll vote Melania like a million spraycans of pure gold to fix evertything right and Jimmy Fallon will be my Secretary of State and make all the world leaders do Box of Lies, Let's Play With Your Look and Total Iceholes til they do what we want and I'll hang Alec Baldwin upside-down in the Oval Office and make his daughter dance around him naked til he cries. C'mon you GOTTA vote for me so i can win the Emmy and write a song about it and win the Nobel Prize so my daughter will #### me. I HAVE THE BEST PLAN!!!!

 
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