Jennifer Garner (1 Viewer)

[Das Boot]

I call BS.

Time has not been as kind to me as it has Jenn...as you may understand, I've had o relax my standards a bit. The CVS girl was a total fling, but kid you not, I still bring the bone.BDK

If you really seriously have been there I hate you.

If a dude can't even spell correctly the name of his own college, then it is safe to assume that he has never been anywhere near there (or her),

Denison.

One N.

Dang, I didn't know she went to Denison.

Nice.

 

[Raider Nation]

Otis, I banged Camila Alves before Matthew McConaughey got to her.

 

[Johnny Rock]

I call BS.

Time has not been as kind to me as it has Jenn...as you may understand, I've had o relax my standards a bit. The CVS girl was a total fling, but kid you not, I still bring the bone.BDK

If you really seriously have been there I hate you.

If a dude can't even spell correctly the name of his own college, then it is safe to assume that he has never been anywhere near there (or her),

Denison.

One N.

Perhaps BDK attended but didn't graduate? :animalhouse:

 

[Otis]

Otis, I banged Camila Alves before Matthew McConaughey got to her.

Who???

 

[Tick]

I love the squinty-eye thing. I'd eat her face right up.

Didn't see any squinty eyes in that video. She's looking a little Geena Davisey.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I was going to say Melissa Rivers but good call

Would bang with indifference

 

[bigbottom]

She is objectively beautiful. But does nothing for me.

 

[Sinrman]

I would say good looking for "real life" but more of a "girl next door" for Hollywood. She on occasion has done a couple of sexy roles, but I don't think of her as the FHM/Maxim flaunt it type.

 

[jon_mx]

Of course, of course i would bang this horse.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Otis, I banged Camila Alves before Matthew McConaughey got to her.

Who???

Camila Alves!

 

[dickey moe]

She is objectively beautiful. But does nothing for me.

Beautiful women do nothing for you?

 

[Wingnut]

I think she's absolutely gorgeous, and getting better with age. Carry on.

Agree with this. Didn't think much of her when she was younger but has definitely got better with age. The the OP, she's really hot but not a sex symbol.

 

[Tom Servo]

I love the squinty-eye thing. I'd eat her face right up.

Id share an airplane seat with her.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

She does not capture my imagination, but I have noticed her from time to time.

 

[Tom Servo]

She does not capture my imagination, but I have noticed her from time to time.

But, then again, neither does a nubile 20-something who doesn't wear panties to dinner.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

She's attractive but not sexy if that makes any sense.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

I did a google search for Jennifer Garner and the first one that popped up was here feet. DO NOT >>>> DO NOT >>>> DO NOT LOOK AT HER FEET!

 

[Tom Servo]

I did a google search for Jennifer Garner and the first one that popped up was here feet. DO NOT >>>> DO NOT >>>> DO NOT LOOK AT HER FEET!

If guys want to have relations with her, I don't see that as being a problem.

 

[VA703]

pointy elbows 0/10

 

[Mario Kart]

She is objectively beautiful. But does nothing for me.

I agree... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsPDAlN4H5E

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

No joke, she might have the manliest jaw I've ever seen. She looks Iike the love child of Don Draper & the Marlboro Man.

 

[NeverEnough]

I'd hit it...every day of the week.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

I had her ranked #1 overall in one of the FFA Babe Bracket tournaments, back in the early years of Alias.

She's still a ten.

 

[rockaction]

I had her ranked #1 overall in one of the FFA Babe Bracket tournaments, back in the early years of Alias.

She's still a ten.

I have her at a 13 going on 30.

Hwarf!

No. Seriously, folks, she's veiny.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

She does not capture my imagination, but I have noticed her from time to time.

But, then again, neither does a nubile 20-something who doesn't wear panties to dinner.

No, she has occupied my imagination from time to time.

 

[culdeus]

She looks better after popping out a few babies. It's done a lot for her face and body as well.

 

[Tom Servo]

I had her ranked #1 overall in one of the FFA Babe Bracket tournaments, back in the early years of Alias.

She's still a ten.

I'd let her fasten my seatbelt.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I had her ranked #1 overall in one of the FFA Babe Bracket tournaments, back in the early years of Alias.

She's still a ten.

Ten gets thrown around do much these days it has lost all meaning.

A ten is supposed to be perfect. Objectively she is not a ten.

 

[flapgreen]

Beauty is objective?

 

[Das Boot]

Beauty is objective?

That's actually pretty deep, man.

Or I guess it could be shallow.

One of those.

 

[MCguidance]

Denison is an underrated part of this story. Great school.

 

[General Malaise]

I call BS.

Time has not been as kind to me as it has Jenn...as you may understand, I've had o relax my standards a bit. The CVS girl was a total fling, but kid you not, I still bring the bone.BDK

If you really seriously have been there I hate you.

If a dude can't even spell correctly the name of his own college, then it is safe to assume that he has never been anywhere near there (or her),

Denison.

One N.

I almost went to Denison. Flew up there to visit the school back in 1991, had a great time there, but in the end, decided to spend 4 years in Mississippi. Not a day goes bay that I don't second guess that decision.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

I had her ranked #1 overall in one of the FFA Babe Bracket tournaments, back in the early years of Alias.

She's still a ten.

Ten gets thrown around do much these days it has lost all meaning.

A ten is supposed to be perfect. Objectively she is not a ten.

If there's no such thing as a ten on your scale then it's not a scale from one to ten; it's from one to nine.

On a scale from one to ten, Jennifer Garner is a ten.

 

[flapgreen]

I can't think of many more naturally beautiful women.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I had her ranked #1 overall in one of the FFA Babe Bracket tournaments, back in the early years of Alias.

She's still a ten.

Ten gets thrown around do much these days it has lost all meaning.A ten is supposed to be perfect. Objectively she is not a ten.

If there's no such thing as a ten on your scale then it's not a scale from one to ten; it's from one to nine.

On a scale from one to ten, Jennifer Garner is a ten.

I have tens in my spank bank.

Garner is not a ten on the universal scale.

 

[Tom Servo]

I had her ranked #1 overall in one of the FFA Babe Bracket tournaments, back in the early years of Alias.

She's still a ten.

Ten gets thrown around do much these days it has lost all meaning.A ten is supposed to be perfect. Objectively she is not a ten.

If there's no such thing as a ten on your scale then it's not a scale from one to ten; it's from one to nine.

On a scale from one to ten, Jennifer Garner is a ten.

I have tens in my spank bank.

Garner is not a ten on the universal scale.

The Offdee Scale by another name still sucks, chief.

 

[tommyboy]

if you do an image search on her, it seems half the photos she's smoking hot and half the photos she looks like a ladyboy

undecided

 

[packersfan]

if you do an image search on her, it seems half the photos she's smoking hot and half the photos she looks like a ladyboy

undecided

Early seasons of "Alias"

 

[MC Gas Money]

I had her ranked #1 overall in one of the FFA Babe Bracket tournaments, back in the early years of Alias.

She's still a ten.

Ten gets thrown around do much these days it has lost all meaning.A ten is supposed to be perfect. Objectively she is not a ten.

If there's no such thing as a ten on your scale then it's not a scale from one to ten; it's from one to nine.

On a scale from one to ten, Jennifer Garner is a ten.

I have tens in my spank bank.Garner is not a ten on the universal scale.

The Offdee Scale by another name still sucks, chief.

She isnt in the same league as the hollywood tens. Kate Beckinsale and Jared Leto are the hottest women in hollywood. Are you saying she is on that level?

 

[flapgreen]

 

[(HULK)]

Look, is 1 to 10 a bell curve or a straight line. If its a straight line, then Garner is undisputably a 10. If its a bell curve, then she's probably a 10 for a few people but a 9 for most.

ETA: On a straight line a 10 is top 1% (9.00000001 = top 10%, etc). I buy that line of thinking for her. Put her in a room with 99 randomly sampled ladies from the US, she's most likely the best looking. On a bell curve, a 10 is 5 standard deviations from the mean. Meaning she'd be top .02%. This means she'd be one of the 2 hottest chicks in a room of 10,000 randomly sampled ladies. That might be the case if you really like her look, but typically I would think it wouldn't be.

 

[tommyboy]

Look, is 1 to 10 a bell curve or a straight line. If its a straight line, then Garner is undisputably a 10. If its a bell curve, then she's probably a 10 for a few people but a 9 for most.

ETA: On a straight line a 10 is top 1% (9.00000001 = top 10%, etc). I buy that line of thinking for her. Put her in a room with 99 randomly sampled ladies from the US, she's most likely the best looking. On a bell curve, a 10 is 5 standard deviations from the mean. Meaning she'd be top .02%. This means she'd be one of the 2 hottest chicks in a room of 10,000 randomly sampled ladies. That might be the case if you really like her look, but typically I would think it wouldn't be.

if only we had some type of scale...