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Jeter spreads the Herp? (1 Viewer)

Baloney Sandwich

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I'm probably way behind on this one but was reading an article online where they have ads for other articles and one of them was 19 surprising celebrities that have a STD. There was a picture of Jessica Alba on it so I clicked. There was the folks you would expect on there, Pam Anderson, Lindsey Lohan, Tommy Lee, etc.. as well as Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter. It said Jeter gave it to both of them and is known for spreading herpes to several women.

Has this rumor been out there for a while?

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
I'm probably way behind on this one but was reading an article online where they have ads for other articles and one of them was 19 surprising celebrities that have a STD. There was a picture of Jessica Alba on it so I clicked. There was the folks you would expect on there, Pam Anderson, Lindsey Lohan, Tommy Lee, etc.. as well as Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter. It said Jeter gave it to both of them and is known for spreading herpes to several women.

Has this rumor been out there for a while?
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Jessica Biel AND Jessica Alba? Sad - would not bang now.

 
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MaxThreshold said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I'm probably way behind on this one but was reading an article online where they have ads for other articles and one of them was 19 surprising celebrities that have a STD. There was a picture of Jessica Alba on it so I clicked. There was the folks you would expect on there, Pam Anderson, Lindsey Lohan, Tommy Lee, etc.. as well as Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter. It said Jeter gave it to both of them and is known for spreading herpes to several women.

Has this rumor been out there for a while?
Click to expand...
Jessica Biel AND Jessica Alba? Sad - would not bang now.
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I don't think you're Derek's type anyway.

 
Short Corner said:
MaxThreshold said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I'm probably way behind on this one but was reading an article online where they have ads for other articles and one of them was 19 surprising celebrities that have a STD. There was a picture of Jessica Alba on it so I clicked. There was the folks you would expect on there, Pam Anderson, Lindsey Lohan, Tommy Lee, etc.. as well as Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter. It said Jeter gave it to both of them and is known for spreading herpes to several women.

Has this rumor been out there for a while?
Click to expand...
Jessica Biel AND Jessica Alba? Sad - would not bang now.
Click to expand...
I don't think you're Derek's type anyway.
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:lmao: :lmao:

Man, I stepped right into that one. :bag:

 
Yeah I heard awhile back, supposedly Alba's assistant used to go pick up her herpes medication or something and that's how it all came out. I'd still rather bang a herpes-filled Jessica Alba than any non-herpe'd girl in the world.

 
I heard too that he has them eat his ### and then he gives them a gift basket when they leave.

 
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After every one night stand, he goes into the bathroom and writes on the mirror with lipstick, "WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF HERPES".

 
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