Just ate about 1.5 quarts of chili... (1 Viewer)

[Dan Lambskin]

Cleaning out leftovers and wife didn't want any.  Didn't want it to go to waste

 

[massraider]

Sending out T+P to your TP.

 

[SacramentoBob]

It will go to waste anyway.

 

[Parrothead]

good Thanksgiving farts

 

[Arizona Ron]

Did you keep it simmering on the pot while you ate or kept reheating it???

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Did you keep it simmering on the pop while your ate or kept reheating it???

Microwaved in a Pyrex container 

 

[Zegras11]

#SprayTheWalls

 

[AAABatteries]

The Colonblow Diaries v2

 

[Dan Lambskin]

The Colonblow Diaries v2

Yep just cleared some space in my bowels 

 

[NotSmart]

You fed a baby chili?!

 

[EYLive]

Looks about the same going in as coming out.

 

[cockroach]

Did you keep it simmering on the pot while you ate or kept reheating it???

He'll be simmering on the pot for most of tomorrow.  IDK about the reheat, but if it's like my GF's chili, def more hot coming out than going in.

 

[gbill2004]

Book a few days off work. Your going to be living on the toilet. Hope you don't #### the bed. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Meh...ive eaten it Sunday, Monday (lunch and dinner), Tuesday and today

 

[gbill2004]

Meh...ive eaten it Sunday, Monday (lunch and dinner), Tuesday and today

So your gut is full of chilli. Lotsa farting?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

So your gut is full of chilli. Lotsa farting?

I'm usually a pretty gassy guy

 

[gbill2004]

I'm usually a pretty gassy guy

Nice. You must be a hit with the ladies. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Nice. You must be a hit with the ladies. 

Im married

 

[TheAristocrat]

You ate chili every day leading up to Thanksgiving and you're naturally gassy anyway?

We'll need updates tomorrow. I feel like someone might vomit due to smell toxicity.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

You ate chili every day leading up to Thanksgiving and you're naturally gassy anyway?

We'll need updates tomorrow. I feel like someone might vomit due to smell toxicity.

I'm like a well oiled machine 

 

[gbill2004]

I'm like a well oiled machine 

Except replace oil with s h i t. 

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Better eat a fudgecicle . 

 

[xulf]

Not a bad move day before Thanksgiving.  You stretch the stomach to allow more food tomorrow, while simultaneously clearing it of all contents.  As an avid eat and ####ter, I totally aprove 

 

[xulf]

Oh... and go #### yourself you Michigan loving piece of #### wannabe ##########

 

[Phase of the Game]

Contact the company that makes Beano and see if they can monitor your situation while taking their pills. You could be a famous spokesperson. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Oh... and go #### yourself you Michigan loving piece of #### wannabe ##########

Peppers locks up the Heisman Saturday 

 

[NotSmart]

Contact the company that makes Beano and see if they can monitor your situation while taking their pills. You could be a famous spokesperson. 

Kind of like Jarrod and Subway.

 

[xulf]

Peppers locks up the Heisman Saturday 

No problem with that as long as you guys get ### raped.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I'm like a well oiled machine 

When I send my prayers to jeebus tonight, I'll be thinking about everyone in a quarter mile radius of you tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving, dude.

 

[Dr Oadi]

Here is hoping you are spending Thanksgiving alone. 

 

[James Daulton]

You seem to really enjoy this chili.  You lost a bet didn't you?

Meh...ive eaten it Sunday, Monday (lunch and dinner), Tuesday and today

 

[Dan Lambskin]

You seem to really enjoy this chili.  You lost a bet didn't you?

If I'm gonna make chili I'm gonna make a lot.  I switch up the accoutrement for some variety

 Cornbread and cheese

Peanut butter and fresh jalapeño 

Etc

 

[TheAristocrat]

I feel like a recipe is in order.

 

[Parrothead]

chili stuffed turkey?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I feel like a recipe is in order.

It's not anything special but it tastes good

Ground beef

Bob evans spicy sausage

Green pepper 

Onion

Jalapeño 

Garlic

Beans (kidney, red, whatever) 

Tomatoes (puree, stewed,  diced, whatever)

V8

Beer

Cumin

Chili powder 

Cayenne 

Salt 

Pepper

Garlic powder 

Onion powder 

Brown sugar 

Red pepper flake 

Mexican oregano 

Hot sauce 

Bay leaf

Sometimes I'll throw in some beef broth or bullion 

 

[ShamrockPride]

Enjoy the burning a##hole

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Wasn't this an office story you shared once upon a time?

"D'ya think 1.5 quarts is enough?  Cuz, y'know, Lambskin's fat."

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Wasn't this an office story you shared once upon a time?

"D'ya think 1.5 quarts is enough?  Cuz, y'know, Lambskin's fat."

I don't believe so but likely posted a similar story regarding my fatness and someone making sure there was enough food to account for it

P.S just farted

 

[MikeIke]

What a coincidence ,  I just  farted too. 

Trump ! Bringing people together! 

 

[psychobillies]

If I'm gonna make chili I'm gonna make a lot.  I switch up the accoutrement for some variety

 Cornbread and cheese

Peanut butter and fresh jalapeño 

Etc

Wait, what?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Wait, what?

It's good.  Try it some time

 

[Dr Oadi]

What the #### is that smell?

 

[James Daulton]

Not surprising you're awake. 

 

[ShamrockPride]

Morning update?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Morning update?

So far so good

 

[wikkidpissah]

I'm usually a pretty gassy guy

*lalala*

I was dreaming it would lastEatin' chili pretty fastI began to lose controlI began to lose controlI didn't mean to hurt youI'm sorry that I made you cryOh my I didn't want to hurt youI'm just a gassy guy

 

[gbill2004]

Do you get a boner when you eat chilli? 

 

[gbill2004]

So far so good

Did you #### the bed last night?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Do you get a boner when you eat chilli? 

No

Did you #### the bed last night?

No

 

[gbill2004]

No

No

Shocking on both.