Just found a bug in my coffee (1 Viewer)

[Long Ball Larry]

Purchased a coffee from a local spot.  Brought it home and have been drinking for about an hour.  Just was getting toward the bottom and took a sip and felt something fairly substantial in my mouth (that's what she said. there's no time! but she did.).  Figured it was some kind of grounds or a bean or whatever, pull it out (that's what she-STOP!) and it's some kind of a bug.

This raises a number of questions:

When will I die?

How much should I sue for?

Should I finish the coffee?

Is the best life one that is lived only in the present or does that also create its own sort of myopia as well?

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

 

[Jobber]

Better than semen.

 

[skol asylum]

Better than semen.

Creamer was optional.

 

[AAABatteries]

Free protein to go with your caffeine!

 

[arrow1]

Pics of bug?

 

[Angry Beavers]

It probably didn't drink too much 

HTH

 

[The General]

Long balls are the least of your worries now. Nice knowing you.

 

[CurlyNight]

I'd say the bug is medium to well done. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Purchased a coffee from a local spot.  Brought it home and have been drinking for about an hour.  Just was getting toward the bottom and took a sip and felt something fairly substantial in my mouth (that's what she said. there's no time! but she did.).  Figured it was some kind of grounds or a bean or whatever, pull it out (that's what she-STOP!) and it's some kind of a bug.

This raises a number of questions:

When will I die?

April 31st, if ever we have one. 

How much should I sue for?

You have a proof problem, maybe the bug got in there after you purchased bug free coffee. Settle with the manager, no lawyer involved. Settle for a $100 gift card and the promise of a bug free experience moving forward. (Caveat, was this some exotic blend, a fire roasted mixture of Arabica beans and bombardier beetles?  If so no settlement, you got what you paid for, just extra flavor.)

Should I finish the coffee?

Absolutely.   Much of the world eats bugs regularly in their diet.  Not a big deal.

Is the best life one that is lived only in the present or does that also create its own sort of myopia as well?

The present is as much illusion as past and future.  All is one.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Send her to nanny at an aristocrats home where she gets a good shtupping from a man old enough to be her father.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Pics of bug?

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/FzJvTqr

 

[WDIK2]

KGB, or one or ours?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Purchased a coffee from a local spot.  Brought it home and have been drinking for about an hour.  Just was getting toward the bottom and took a sip and felt something fairly substantial in my mouth (that's what she said. there's no time! but she did.).  Figured it was some kind of grounds or a bean or whatever, pull it out (that's what she-STOP!) and it's some kind of a bug.

This raises a number of questions:

When will I die?

How much should I sue for?

Should I finish the coffee?

Is the best life one that is lived only in the present or does that also create its own sort of myopia as well?

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

I can't help but feeling the last question is a Von Trapp.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

When will I die?

Sometime between this afternoon and 2100 AD

How much should I sue for?

A concubine, and a goat.

Should I finish the coffee?

finish in the coffee.

Is the best life one that is lived only in the present or does that also create its own sort of myopia as well?

there is no present. Only now. 

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

3 fingers, a catcher's mitt and some 5w/30 valvoline and some Edleweiss liquer

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

did it have a smooth, nutty finish?

 

[Long Ball Larry]

I put it there.  FIGHT ME.

well, it definitely had a stupid looking face, so this checks out.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

the backstroke