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[Clifford]

Is this worth having fun with?

text

Hi Mike! We have been working on decisions on our house and as you know these decisions take lots of time. We have decided to get our house ready to sell. Needing someone to paint cabinets, walls, fix sheetrock and some seams and possibly redo flooring in the kitchen, replace some light fixtures. Would you be interested?

-Firstname Lastname

/text

Worth having fun with or too dry?

 

[dgreen]

Who signs their texts with their name?

 

[avoiding injuries]

Someone who doesn't know the contractor that well or isn't sure they'll know the number.

 

[Clifford]

Fawn Murtis (name changed to protect the innocent)

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Text them back and offer to do the work

 

[Scoresman]

Hi Firstname,

Why dont you ask your wife if I'd be "interested".

 

[SIDA!]

Text them back and offer to do the work

for free...on a...ahem...barter deal

 

[Jayrod]

I'd reply with "poop".

 

[Worm]

"I'd absolutely be interested. Rough estimate puts it at around $80-90k. I'll be there in the morning."

 

[El Floppo]

yeah- definitely mess with them. no way for them to track your phone number down to reciprocate.

 

[Clifford]

Good point...I figured I would string them along a little while and end it with a laugh, but Fawn Murtis might track my ### down and go all "officer of the law" on me.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Fawn Murtis (name changed to protect the innocent)

So Dawn Curtis text you

 

[comfortably numb]

Fawn Murtis (name changed to protect the innocent)

Rhymes with Don?

 

[Clifford]

Fawn Murtis (name changed to protect the innocent)

So Dawn Curtis text you

No wonder you're pro cop...

 

[jon_mx]

Hi Firstname,

Why dont you ask your wife if I'd be "interested".

At least ask if her walls need a good splashing.

 

[mquinnjr]

I'd reply with "poop".

A picture is worth 1,000 words, GB

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Fawn Murtis (name changed to protect the innocent)

So Dawn Curtis text you

I thought a deer called him

 

[Foosball God]

Fawn Liebowitz?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Send back a pic of your cornhole

 

[nirad3]

Do they need someone to clean the bathrooms?

 

[The General]

Fawn Murtis (name changed to protect the innocent)

So Dawn Curtis text you

No wonder you're pro cop...

She must be texting you from the big house

 

[Bri]

Is this worth having fun with?

text

Hi Mike! We have been working on decisions on our house and as you know these decisions take lots of time. We have decided to get our house ready to sell. Needing someone to paint cabinets, walls, fix sheetrock and some seams and possibly redo flooring in the kitchen, replace some light fixtures. Would you be interested?

-Firstname Lastname

/text

Worth having fun with or too dry?

Ask if the body will still be sealed into the wall or if fluids might leak out. Tell em if they need a hand you can send Snoop and Chris by to help

 

[TheAristocrat]

If you want to string them along, try to negotiate terms to see how well this person supposedly knows you. If its decent cash up front, go all Nigerian Prince scam on them.