Alright listen up, my skillets! We got predicdicdictions here, but they're not just for anywho. LIsten and learn.
What we're going to do first is to take you through a littler stats. Shall we:
In 2005, only 5 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
In 2004, only 6 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
In 2003, only 4 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
In 2002, only 6 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
In 2001, only 6 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
In 2000, only 5 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
So whats the point, jack? The point is that you can't keep putting the same teams in year in and year out. You fools continue to do this, and its making you look like morons. So stop it! Stop it! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, with that outta da way, lets getda hood on wit it.
NFC East
4. Phillie Billy Eagles(7-9): ITs tough TO BET AGAINST A HEALTHY McNabb. And I am a liking what they did on draft day....but t h i s division is strong. The Eagles were #4 last year, and they lost T.O. What now? Like many, I was shocked that they didn't bring in another WR. I say they finish 4th
3. Giants(8-8): This is one tough mother####ing division to ####### pick. How can I put last year's divisional leadleads at only #3? Well I think that a lot of the breaks went their way last year. And I hate how they finished the season getting spanked by [SIZE=14pt]Washington and Carolina[/SIZE]. It simply wasn't pretty. Furthermore, I think Tiki will eventually wear out. Now I know what you're saying: Isn't that the same bull#### that we've heard about their other NY RB, Curtis Maaartin? Well yeah, but eventually he ran out of oil too. It happens. I think Tiki starts to show his age this year. I love their D though.
And I really love that ******* acorsi's philosophy of drafting QBs and pass rushers. But I think they falter a bit.
2. Dal(10-6): Dal is Dal. They've added TO. They were solid last year. They are better this year. I'm still not sold on the leadership on this squad. Nor am I sold on their RB situation. And I don't think they had a good draft. In fact, I could see them finishing in 3rd. But TO makes a huge differnetence.
1. Washington(12-4): Call me a homer. Go ahead and do it. You know you want to. The only possible problem here is a QB injury to Brunell. Last year they had a top 12 offense and they only added 2 solid WRs. Their D is solid. And that coaching staff might be the GOAT. Busta!
AFC North
4. Bengals(6-10): Palmer is hurt. They suck without him.
Their D sucks. He won't be full strength and it will be a most disappointing year in Cincy. Cee.
3. Cleveland(8-8): I think they make a ton of strides under Crunell. This team is going places. Only the development of Fryman will keep them at bay this year. But I'm a lovin' that D. This team plays hard and with arrows in their socks. Watch out in 2010!
2. Raven birds(8-8): A few too many holes. Boller comes through with a very good season, but its not enough. Ray ray has lost a step and the D is getting older. They are competitive as always, but fall short of the offs.
1. Steerers(11-5): Super bowl champs. Big deal. Didn't lose much. Same ####. #### yo house!
AFC West
4. Raiders(5-11): Its really hard to pick any other team in this spot. I don't think they've done a bad job this offseason, but this division is simply brut.
3. Chargers(7-9): Phillllllipe Rivers = wait one more year.
2. Broncos(10-6): I really don't like the drafting of a QB for a team that needs to win NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sTILL, they have a solid squad overall and will compete for the crown.
1. Chiefs(11-5): What is not to like here? Huh? Dominant running game, solid passing game, improving offense. This team can play with the big boys, and they are a big boy, and they can play with the other big boys, and they are a big boy. Whoooo!
AFC East
4. Bills(3-13): Horrible draft. I don't like much about this team. Blah.
3. New Yorke(6-10): Love their draft, but just too much uncertainty here. QB situation especially. RB too. Their D can be top 10 and maybe even better. I love how they helped the o-line first. This team really isn't far from being a contender for true. Lets go pink.
2. Patriots(10-6): See last year. Repeat. Not a great team anymore, as they've lost far too many boom booms. But Brady is still Brady, and they are still sexy.
1. Dolphins(12-4): I picked this team to be this good even before they got Pepper. Look at the end of last year. Losing RW hurts, but Brown is ready to step it up big time, you sons of #####es. Saban is a great coach. This team will be tough this year. Book it, son.
NFC North
4. Pack(3-13): Besides FAvre, What Is There To Like Here? This team is old at the important spots. They fell apart last year. What is any better this year? They'll continue to build through the draft. They should trade Favre to a team like the Redskins in exchange for future 1st rounders, but they won't because they're stupid.
3. Detroit(6-10): Martz is not a good coach. I fail to see how this group of clowns has improved. Pinner should be starting. Blah.
2. Minnesota(8-8): I just realized that I'm picking the exact same order that they finished last year and very similar records for all. I hate when I do that, but hey: Whats good for the goose is good for the puddin'.
1. Chicagoe(9-7): Chicagoe has an easy schedule for their D. Their O will be improved with Gross. I like this team. Solid, but not spectacular.
[SIZE=21pt]NFC South[/SIZE]
4. Saints(6-10): Bush is instant impact. Brees is back. This team was 8-8 2 years ago before Katrina. They aren't horrible, but the division is smokey.3. Bucs(7-9): You may ask how I forsee such a fall. They were competitive in most games last year. They were 11-5 last year. I think Galloway was a fluke last year. He is still old. I don't like their offense at all, adn I think their D is average. Smoke and mirrors last year. This year they are average and in a tough division, so they get 7-9. 2. Falcons(9-7): Vick is imo still one of the biggest game changers in all of football. They won't have such injury problems this year. This team is solid all around. 1. Carolina(13-3): Honest, what the #### is not to like here? This team has no thumbs up the keester. Keyshawn and that damn Rb in the draft were great signings. Championship calibre right hyar.
NFC West...
4. 49ers(5-11): Improving slowly. But just NOT ENOUGH DAMN PIECES YET.
3. Rams(6-10): I love Holt. bulger should be back. jackson is servicable. but nothing about this team excites me anymore. ho hum.
2. Seattle(9-7): Super bowl losers generally don't make the playoffs the next year. This team will be resiliant, but 9 wins is what I will to give themselves. Losing Hutch...whoa.
1. Arizona(10-6): Warner stays healthy. This team shocks the world. Results baby. Results. Yeah yeah yeah. Don't you miss out. They've already sold out season tickets according to the hot stove.
AFC SouTH
4. Titans(3-13): Regardless of whether McNair stays or not, I think Young gets playing time and its a learning process. Not a hwole lot to be hopeful with here imo.
3. Texans(8-8): REmember that they were 8-8 2 years ago. Not as horrible as some think. Williams and Moulds are big big addittions. Make or boom time for Carr.
2. Colts(9-7): Hangover from last year. Such disappointment. Losing Edge hurts. Addai = addai. WTF?
1. Jags(11-5): I really like Leftwich. They were 12-4 last year don't forget, you bums. 11-5 is doable..
[SIZE=21pt]PLAYOFFS[/SIZE]
Dallas over Chicago
Arizona over Atl
Patriots over Steelers
Chiefs over Broncos
Washington over Dallas
Carolina over Arizona
Chiefs over Jaguars
Dolphins over Patriots
Carolina over Washington
Dolphins over Chiefs
Carolina over Miami
What we're going to do first is to take you through a littler stats. Shall we:
In 2005, only 5 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
In 2004, only 6 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
In 2003, only 4 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
In 2002, only 6 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
In 2001, only 6 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
In 2000, only 5 out of the 12 playoff teams had made it the year before.
So whats the point, jack? The point is that you can't keep putting the same teams in year in and year out. You fools continue to do this, and its making you look like morons. So stop it! Stop it! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, with that outta da way, lets getda hood on wit it.
NFC East
4. Phillie Billy Eagles(7-9): ITs tough TO BET AGAINST A HEALTHY McNabb. And I am a liking what they did on draft day....but t h i s division is strong. The Eagles were #4 last year, and they lost T.O. What now? Like many, I was shocked that they didn't bring in another WR. I say they finish 4th
3. Giants(8-8): This is one tough mother####ing division to ####### pick. How can I put last year's divisional leadleads at only #3? Well I think that a lot of the breaks went their way last year. And I hate how they finished the season getting spanked by [SIZE=14pt]Washington and Carolina[/SIZE]. It simply wasn't pretty. Furthermore, I think Tiki will eventually wear out. Now I know what you're saying: Isn't that the same bull#### that we've heard about their other NY RB, Curtis Maaartin? Well yeah, but eventually he ran out of oil too. It happens. I think Tiki starts to show his age this year. I love their D though.
And I really love that ******* acorsi's philosophy of drafting QBs and pass rushers. But I think they falter a bit.2. Dal(10-6): Dal is Dal. They've added TO. They were solid last year. They are better this year. I'm still not sold on the leadership on this squad. Nor am I sold on their RB situation. And I don't think they had a good draft. In fact, I could see them finishing in 3rd. But TO makes a huge differnetence.
1. Washington(12-4): Call me a homer. Go ahead and do it. You know you want to. The only possible problem here is a QB injury to Brunell. Last year they had a top 12 offense and they only added 2 solid WRs. Their D is solid. And that coaching staff might be the GOAT. Busta!
AFC North
4. Bengals(6-10): Palmer is hurt. They suck without him.
Their D sucks. He won't be full strength and it will be a most disappointing year in Cincy. Cee.3. Cleveland(8-8): I think they make a ton of strides under Crunell. This team is going places. Only the development of Fryman will keep them at bay this year. But I'm a lovin' that D. This team plays hard and with arrows in their socks. Watch out in 2010!
2. Raven birds(8-8): A few too many holes. Boller comes through with a very good season, but its not enough. Ray ray has lost a step and the D is getting older. They are competitive as always, but fall short of the offs.
1. Steerers(11-5): Super bowl champs. Big deal. Didn't lose much. Same ####. #### yo house!
AFC West
4. Raiders(5-11): Its really hard to pick any other team in this spot. I don't think they've done a bad job this offseason, but this division is simply brut.
3. Chargers(7-9): Phillllllipe Rivers = wait one more year.
2. Broncos(10-6): I really don't like the drafting of a QB for a team that needs to win NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sTILL, they have a solid squad overall and will compete for the crown.
1. Chiefs(11-5): What is not to like here? Huh? Dominant running game, solid passing game, improving offense. This team can play with the big boys, and they are a big boy, and they can play with the other big boys, and they are a big boy. Whoooo!
AFC East
4. Bills(3-13): Horrible draft. I don't like much about this team. Blah.
3. New Yorke(6-10): Love their draft, but just too much uncertainty here. QB situation especially. RB too. Their D can be top 10 and maybe even better. I love how they helped the o-line first. This team really isn't far from being a contender for true. Lets go pink.
2. Patriots(10-6): See last year. Repeat. Not a great team anymore, as they've lost far too many boom booms. But Brady is still Brady, and they are still sexy.
1. Dolphins(12-4): I picked this team to be this good even before they got Pepper. Look at the end of last year. Losing RW hurts, but Brown is ready to step it up big time, you sons of #####es. Saban is a great coach. This team will be tough this year. Book it, son.
NFC North
4. Pack(3-13): Besides FAvre, What Is There To Like Here? This team is old at the important spots. They fell apart last year. What is any better this year? They'll continue to build through the draft. They should trade Favre to a team like the Redskins in exchange for future 1st rounders, but they won't because they're stupid.
3. Detroit(6-10): Martz is not a good coach. I fail to see how this group of clowns has improved. Pinner should be starting. Blah.
2. Minnesota(8-8): I just realized that I'm picking the exact same order that they finished last year and very similar records for all. I hate when I do that, but hey: Whats good for the goose is good for the puddin'.
1. Chicagoe(9-7): Chicagoe has an easy schedule for their D. Their O will be improved with Gross. I like this team. Solid, but not spectacular.
[SIZE=21pt]NFC South[/SIZE]
4. Saints(6-10): Bush is instant impact. Brees is back. This team was 8-8 2 years ago before Katrina. They aren't horrible, but the division is smokey.3. Bucs(7-9): You may ask how I forsee such a fall. They were competitive in most games last year. They were 11-5 last year. I think Galloway was a fluke last year. He is still old. I don't like their offense at all, adn I think their D is average. Smoke and mirrors last year. This year they are average and in a tough division, so they get 7-9. 2. Falcons(9-7): Vick is imo still one of the biggest game changers in all of football. They won't have such injury problems this year. This team is solid all around. 1. Carolina(13-3): Honest, what the #### is not to like here? This team has no thumbs up the keester. Keyshawn and that damn Rb in the draft were great signings. Championship calibre right hyar.
NFC West...
4. 49ers(5-11): Improving slowly. But just NOT ENOUGH DAMN PIECES YET.
3. Rams(6-10): I love Holt. bulger should be back. jackson is servicable. but nothing about this team excites me anymore. ho hum.
2. Seattle(9-7): Super bowl losers generally don't make the playoffs the next year. This team will be resiliant, but 9 wins is what I will to give themselves. Losing Hutch...whoa.
1. Arizona(10-6): Warner stays healthy. This team shocks the world. Results baby. Results. Yeah yeah yeah. Don't you miss out. They've already sold out season tickets according to the hot stove.
AFC SouTH
4. Titans(3-13): Regardless of whether McNair stays or not, I think Young gets playing time and its a learning process. Not a hwole lot to be hopeful with here imo.
3. Texans(8-8): REmember that they were 8-8 2 years ago. Not as horrible as some think. Williams and Moulds are big big addittions. Make or boom time for Carr.
2. Colts(9-7): Hangover from last year. Such disappointment. Losing Edge hurts. Addai = addai. WTF?
1. Jags(11-5): I really like Leftwich. They were 12-4 last year don't forget, you bums. 11-5 is doable..
[SIZE=21pt]PLAYOFFS[/SIZE]
Dallas over Chicago
Arizona over Atl
Patriots over Steelers
Chiefs over Broncos
Washington over Dallas
Carolina over Arizona
Chiefs over Jaguars
Dolphins over Patriots
Carolina over Washington
Dolphins over Chiefs
Carolina over Miami
Best polls in the Shark Pool for years, nobody else even comes close.
