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kenyan man confronts goat he raped in court (1 Viewer)

Lucky for this guy, it'll never make it past sentencing.

"All in favor say 'aye'!"

"All who oppose, say..."

 
:lol: not enough likes and the thread isn't even 2 hours old.

10 years is pretty harsh, though. Who among us hasn't been in that kind of situation? :oldunsure:

 
:lol: not enough likes and the thread isn't even 2 hours old.

10 years is pretty harsh, though. Who among us hasn't been in that kind of situation? :oldunsure:
The "helping her through a fence" excuse only works a few times. :oldunsure:

 
"For the act of defiling a she-goat"

what would the sentence have been if it was a he-goat?

 
If you kill a goat, you call it birria and put it in a taco.

If you stick it in the goat's taco, you get 10 years.

Rape > Murder, apparently.

 
You see the sexy looks the goat kept giving him? I'm thinking the goat was probably asking for it, the way she strutted around all tarted up.

 

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