Key West during spring break,butt cheeks to the left of me butt cheeks to the right of me. (1 Viewer)

[rustycolts]

Man I have never seen so many butt cheeks in one place.Love these new bathing suits these girls are sporting.I know this thread is useless without pics but I just had to say something it is so impressive.I almost didn't go fishing today cuz I didn't want to miss out on any butt cheeks.Does an old mans heart good.Highly recommend Key West during spring break.

 

[Don't Toews Me]

Man I have never seen so many butt cheeks in one place.Love these new bathing suits these girls are sporting.I know this thread is useless without pics but I just had to say something it is so impressive.I almost didn't go fishing today cuz I didn't want to miss out on any butt cheeks.Does an old mans heart good.Highly recommend Key West during spring break.

 

[NotSmart]

Stuck in the middle again.

 

[Osaurus]

Man I have never seen so many butt cheeks in one place.Love these new bathing suits these girls are sporting.I know this thread is useless without pics but I just had to say something it is so impressive.I almost didn't go fishing today cuz I didn't want to miss out on any butt cheeks.Does an old mans heart good.Highly recommend Key West during spring break.

It's more interesting than usual down there this time of year.  There is plenty of terrific scenery 

 

[Parrothead]

go to the rooftop clothing optional bar (Garden of Eden)

 

[AAABatteries]

I enjoy the new swimsuits too but as a Dad of two girls it terrifies me too.

 

[VA703]

Setup a GoPro and live stream

thanks

 

[Da Guru]

When I was in Key West it was all old fogies. Did not know it was a destination for spring breakers.

 

[Koya]

I enjoy the new swimsuits too but as a Dad of two girls it terrifies me too.

How old are they? Not asking for  but if they are not yet teens, good chance by the time they are in college flannels and hairy armpits will be back in vogue (no, ok not bitter about the grunge era).

Surprised that dads across America aren't trying to influence this outcome. 

 

[AAABatteries]

How old are they? Not asking for  but if they are not yet teens, good chance by the time they are in college flannels and hairy armpits will be back in vogue (no, ok not bitter about the grunge era).

Surprised that dads across America aren't trying to influence this outcome. 

13 and 9 - I'm already not a fan of the suits the 13 year old wears but my wife says it's the style - as long as she's covered and stays tat free until 18 I'll be happy.

 

[Sabertooth]

How old are they? Not asking for  but if they are not yet teens, good chance by the time they are in college flannels and hairy armpits will be back in vogue (no, ok not bitter about the grunge era).

Surprised that dads across America aren't trying to influence this outcome. 

Went to art school from 92-96.  Pechuli and flannels.  Barf. 

 

[Sabertooth]

13 and 9 - I'm already not a fan of the suits the 13 year old wears but my wife says it's the style - as long as she's covered and stays tat free until 18 I'll be happy.

Mine too 13 and 10.  

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Key West is famous for spreading of the butt cheeks no?  NTTATWWT. 

 

[Evilgrin 72]

go to the rooftop clothing optional bar (Garden of Eden)

If you want to see decent buttcheeks, stay where you are.  If you want to see "fun"bags that look like tube socks filled with oatmeal and lots of withered dong, go to Garden of Eden.

 

[Parrothead]

If you want to see decent buttcheeks, stay where you are.  If you want to see "fun"bags that look like tube socks filled with oatmeal and lots of withered dong, go to Garden of Eden.

shhhhhhh

 

[culdeus]

You all aware of a site called instagram right?  And tumblr?  Just making sure.  

And this has been around for awhile.  There was a brand pointed out last year that will really get your pants flying.  Google Triangl tumblr and find a quiet place to retreat to.  And that was last year's stuff, the stuff this year has gone even more tiny.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

shhhhhhh

 

[Koya]

Went to art school from 92-96.  Pechuli and flannels.  Barf. 

91-95 here.  #### Nirvana and Mother Love Bone for giving us this world.

That said, I did (over) compensate in my mid to late twenties into my mid to late thirties... seems the millennials had a MUCH more fun view of things. So I married one.  Of course, now it's 8 years since we met, so... just where in Key West should I go (or we, my wife wouldn't mind checking out the scenery as well.   Like I said, fun millennials).

 

[Sabertooth]

My wife is 38.  I met her in 1996.  

 

[NutterButter]

If you want to see decent buttcheeks, stay where you are.  If you want to see "fun"bags that look like tube socks filled with oatmeal and lots of withered dong, go to Garden of Eden.

you're telling me all the hotties don't go to the nude bar?

 

[Koya]

My wife is 38.  I met her in 1996.  

Mine is 31. I met her in 2009. 

 

[Evilgrin 72]

you're telling me all the hotties don't go to the nude bar?

I've seen things there that you cannot un-see.

 

[NutterButter]

I've seen things there that you cannot un-see.

I had a gym membership at the ymca.   I've seen some things as well with those old ####ers that can't bring themselves to wrap a towel around their waste.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I had a gym membership at the ymca.   I've seen some things as well with those old ####ers that can't bring themselves to wrap a towel around their waste.

I spent 2 hours at the Garden of Eden once and felt like a Vietnam vet who'd done multiple tours.  "You don't understand what it was like !  I've seen some ####.  It was dirty man..... dirty...."  I think I still have PTSD... post ( o Y o ) stress disorder.

 

[rustycolts]

I spent 2 hours at the Garden of Eden once and felt like a Vietnam vet who'd done multiple tours.  "You don't understand what it was like !  I've seen some ####.  It was dirty man..... dirty...."  I think I still have PTSD... post ( o Y o ) stress disorder.

Think I will go Tarpon fishing instead of the Garden of Eden.I can get all the entertainment I need from watching the drunken spring breakers at the pool from my balcony.Last night I helped one of the butt cheek bathing suit sporting girls to her room .She was so drunk she could barely stand much less walk.Now forty years ago I probably would have tried to take advantage of that situation.Now I have two daughters and a grand daughter so I have a little different perspective on that kind of situation.But 40 years ago I would have thought I hit gold Jerry gold.

 

[NutterButter]

mental note, add key west during spring break during my winter rv travels

 

[roadkill1292]

If we're not gonna get pics, can we at least get some descriptions? Like, are we talking about teeny tiny bikini bottoms with just those string ties on the side? Pop Pop likes those.

 

[Foosball God]

I spent 2 hours at the Garden of Eden once and felt like a Vietnam vet who'd done multiple tours.  "You don't understand what it was like !  I've seen some ####.  It was dirty man..... dirty...."  I think I still have PTSD... post ( o Y o ) stress disorder.

I'm not sure I could even sit down in a place like that.  Some old dude's scrote probably inhabited it before I got there.

 

[rustycolts]

If we're not gonna get pics, can we at least get some descriptions? Like, are we talking about teeny tiny bikini bottoms with just those string ties on the side? Pop Pop likes those.

Yea just like those only tinier I mean they wouldn't make a good handkerchief.Sorry I am so low tech don't know how to do that snap chat thing or twitter or any of that stuff.Wish I did cuz you guys would enjoy the scenery.

 

[rustycolts]

Here is a sample.

https://www.google.com/search?q=spring+break+at+key+west&espv=2&tbm=isch&imgil=kh0BH0Oa-Gop8M%3A%3BAQvhO43mMQZd0M%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.youtube.com%252Fwatch%253Fv%25253D1_wRizfUVG4&source=iu&pf=m&fir=kh0BH0Oa-Gop8M%3A%2CAQvhO43mMQZd0M%2C_&usg=__9Fu4fhHU9OjpqtHRS0m-53OQd64%3D&biw=1455&bih=700&dpr=1.1&ved=0ahUKEwj23a-xwtbSAhUJKyYKHViDBbEQyjcIaQ&ei=HijIWPbWIInWmAHYhpaICw#imgrc=kh0BH0Oa-Gop8M:

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I'm not sure I could even sit down in a place like that.  Some old dude's scrote probably inhabited it before I got there.

I dressed up like a bar stool before I went.  What a mistake that was.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I'm not sure I could even sit down in a place like that.  Some old dude's scrote probably inhabited it before I got there.

Also, I shouldn't have used ( o Y o ) - more accurate representation would have been UU

 

[dickey moe]

Here is a sample.

https://www.google.com/search?q=spring+break+at+key+west&espv=2&tbm=isch&imgil=kh0BH0Oa-Gop8M%3A%3BAQvhO43mMQZd0M%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.youtube.com%252Fwatch%253Fv%25253D1_wRizfUVG4&source=iu&pf=m&fir=kh0BH0Oa-Gop8M%3A%2CAQvhO43mMQZd0M%2C_&usg=__9Fu4fhHU9OjpqtHRS0m-53OQd64%3D&biw=1455&bih=700&dpr=1.1&ved=0ahUKEwj23a-xwtbSAhUJKyYKHViDBbEQyjcIaQ&ei=HijIWPbWIInWmAHYhpaICw#imgrc=kh0BH0Oa-Gop8M:

Whoa don't hold back!

 

[McGarnicle]

I SLUTS