Khloe Kardashian (1 Viewer)

[SacramentoBob]

Didn't she used to be the fat one?

 

[Willie Neslon]

Get an army of stylists and even she can look decent but matter how much lipstick you put on that squatch her breath still smells like salisbury steak and her farts still smell like hot pockets.  It's a good picture but keep in mind Carny Wilson was in Playboy once.

 

[General Malaise]

Didn't she used to be the fat one?

Correct.  Fat, tall, awkward, gangly, bad skin, face for radio....

But what matters is right here, right now and this gal is sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzling.

 

[Soulfly3]

You can put lipstick on a pig, but you can't take away the DNA that demands she blow up like a blimp once her calorie intake exceeds 300/day again

 

[SacramentoBob]

Correct.  Fat, tall, awkward, gangly, bad skin, face for radio....

But what matters is right here, right now and this gal is sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzling.

She literally looks like a different person.  Like she has someone else's face on.

Personally, and I know I'm in the minority, those types of faces are huge turnoffs to me.

 

[shadyridr]

She's a workout warrior now. Good for her

 

[Soulfly3]

I literally cannot believe this girl is relevant because her sister inhaled a sea cucumber on camera.

 

[General Malaise]

Get an army of stylists and even she can look decent but matter how much lipstick you put on that squatch her breath still smells like salisbury steak and her farts still smell like hot pockets.  It's a good picture but keep in mind Carny Wilson was in Playboy once.

Those aren't bad things, Mr. Nelson.  If I farted the smell of hot pockets, I'd probably never leave the blankets in the morning.

 

 

[saintfool]

she looks good even if not my usual type. would bang.

 

[Willie Neslon]

Those aren't bad things, Mr. Nelson. 

 

It's Neslon and yes they are.

 

[RBM]

I'd bang this broad like a screen door in a nor'easter. 

I'm saving up the hurricane level for her sister Kylie. 

 

[Tom Servo]

Those aren't bad things, Mr. Nelson.  If I farted the smell of hot pockets, I'd probably never leave the blankets in the morning.

 

Actually, I'm willing to bet she clogs every toilet she's ever used.

 

[Wrigley]

How can one family look so different so quickly. 

Celebrity must be a hell of a drug