Lab Grown Penises. This is a thing now. (1 Viewer)

[(HULK)]

http://www.theguardian.com/education/2014/oct/04/penis-transplants-anthony-atala-interview

Rejoice?

How long before someone "goes for two"? I suppose that might be interesting. But also a bit of a cluster. Not enough room in my undies in the first place.

 

[(HULK)]

AZRob could use like 5 imo

 

[Hilts]

Think of it like a building. If you remove all the furniture and the people, youre still left with the main structure of the building. Then you replace the tenants with new ones. Thats the whole idea. Its just that the building is a penis and the tenants are cells.

 

[Parrothead]

"his pants fit like a glove"

 

[Koya]

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ###, I like having a detachable penis

 

[(HULK)]

Would sword fighting yourself be considered gay? Or just advanced masturbation?

 

[Hilts]

I could go DVDA by my lonesome.

 

[Rayderr]

FTMs rejoice!

 

[(HULK)]

I could go DVDA by my lonesome.

You're going to a lab grown ###### too?

 

[Rayderr]

“The phallus is actually much longer than you think,” he explains.

Been using that line on my wife for years.

 

[mquinnjr]

Would sword fighting yourself be considered gay? Or just advanced masturbation?

My favorite Jason Ellis skit, "Dude, is it gay?"

"Dude, is it gay if I was cloned, and my clone whacks me off?"

"Yes. Yes, it's still gay. Next caller, your question..."

 

[El Floppo]

In maybe related news, I saw in the news just now that we just had the first child ever born to a womb-transplant.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Would sword fighting yourself be considered gay? Or just advanced masturbation?

Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Peter Venkman: What? Spengler: Don't cross the streams. Venkman: Why? Spengler: It would be bad. Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"? Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.

 

[Hilts]

I could go DVDA by my lonesome.

You're going to a lab grown ###### too?

One stop shopping.

 

[Ned]

$5 foot longs?

 

[T Bell]

I suppose you'd keep your other attachments in a toolbox...

 

[Aerial Assault]

Would sword fighting yourself be considered gay? Or just advanced masturbation?

Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Peter Venkman: What? Spengler: Don't cross the streams. Venkman: Why? Spengler: It would be bad. Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"? Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.

Important safety tip! Thanks, Egon.

 

[ChainsawU]

Snakes have two penises, but they only use one of them at a time. Because that's how they were raised.

 

[Tom Servo]

http://www.theguardian.com/education/2014/oct/04/penis-transplants-anthony-atala-interview

Rejoice?

How long before someone "goes for two"? I suppose that might be interesting. But also a bit of a cluster. Not enough room in my undies in the first place.

You could have a swinging penis.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Is there some demand for penis I don't know about?

 

[T Bell]

Is there some demand for penis I don't know about?

It seems it fills a void.

 

[(HULK)]

I could go DVDA by my lonesome.

You're going to a lab grown ###### too?

One stop shopping.

Step 1: Get a P installed on your left hand

Step 2: Get a V installed on your right hand

Step 3: Spend your life happily applauding like a trained circus seal