Lesser known movie prequels (1 Viewer)

[Evilgrin 72]

One Day With Paris

Unrelated question : do you drive a Lexus?

 

[CBusAlex]

One Day With Paris

Unrelated question : do you drive a Lexus?

Nope, I drive a Civic.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

One Day With Paris

Unrelated question : do you drive a Lexus?

Nope, I drive a Civic.

Never mind, then. I was behind a Lexus a few days ago with a vanity plate that said "CB Alex" - got me to wondering.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Gyver and Gruber's Irish Adventure

 

[CBusAlex]

Never mind, then. I was behind a Lexus a few days ago with a vanity plate that said "CB Alex" - got me to wondering.

If you see that guy again, follow him home and steal his plates. I will pay handsomely.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Aldous Snow Finds a Bottle of Lube

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Aldous Snow Finds a Bottle of Lube

 

[Sideshow Bob]

"How The Grinch Sat Around Scratching His Balls At Thanksgiving"

I gotta hear the rhymes and songs from that one.

Just when I think I'm out...The Grinch scratched at Thanksgiving!The whole Thanksgiving Day!Now, please don't ask why. Could be his hand was gay.It could be that his penis hadn't been screwed in years.It could be, perhaps, that he'd too many beers.But I think that the most likely reason of allMay have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.

But,Whatever the reason,Being horny or drunk,He sat there on Thanksgiving, scratching his junk,Staring down at his jewels like a diamond appraiser He rang Early and told her to bring cream and a razorFor he knew from that one sweaty night in New HavenThat she'd help bring relief if his balls were clean-shaven.

 

[Disco Stu]

The Early Stages of Glaucoma Side

 

[Disco Stu]

The Short Story of Peyton

 

[Evilgrin 72]

"How The Grinch Sat Around Scratching His Balls At Thanksgiving"

I gotta hear the rhymes and songs from that one.

Just when I think I'm out...The Grinch scratched at Thanksgiving!The whole Thanksgiving Day!Now, please don't ask why. Could be his hand was gay.It could be that his penis hadn't been screwed in years.It could be, perhaps, that he'd too many beers.But I think that the most likely reason of allMay have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.

But,Whatever the reason,Being horny or drunk,He sat there on Thanksgiving, scratching his junk,Staring down at his jewels like a diamond appraiser He rang Early and told her to bring cream and a razorFor he knew from that one sweaty night in New HavenThat she'd help bring relief if his balls were clean-shaven.

Reading this to myself in Boris Karloff's voice is absolutely f###ing KILLING me.

 

[zamboni]

Heterosexual Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Das Sock

 

[mex]

Robin of the Hamptons moves to Detroit

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Little Momma Cancels Her Gym Membership to Buy a House

Good Christ It's Tough to Traverse This Treacherous Path Carrying Twenty Commandments

You Already Got 26 Dresses, #####

Aldous Snow Finds a Bottle of Lube

There's something about this thread. Yeah, it's definitely the thread.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Gorillas Have Gotten Into the Dry Ice

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I Like You, Man, But You Give Lousy Head... Try It Like This..

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I Like You, Man, But You Give Lousy Head... Try It Like This..

Alias? Are we doing shirt prequals now?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I Like You, Man, But You Give Lousy Head... Try It Like This..

Alias? Are we doing shirt prequals now?

I'm On My Way to Your Girlfriend's House to Show Her Something

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Snakes Still In The Hanger

 

[zamboni]

The Devil Wears Sergio Valente

 

[jon_mx]

Deep Mouth

 

[jon_mx]

Knocking on the Green Door

 

[bosoxs45]

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

I Like You, Man, But You Give Lousy Head... Try It Like This..

Alias? Are we doing shirt prequals now?

I'm On My Way to Your Girlfriend's House to Show Her Something

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"How The Grinch Sat Around Scratching His Balls At Thanksgiving"

I gotta hear the rhymes and songs from that one.

Just when I think I'm out...The Grinch scratched at Thanksgiving!

The whole Thanksgiving Day!

Now, please don't ask why. Could be his hand was gay.

It could be that his penis hadn't been screwed in years.

It could be, perhaps, that he'd too many beers.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.

But,Whatever the reason,

Being horny or drunk,

He sat there on Thanksgiving, scratching his junk,

Staring down at his jewels like a diamond appraiser

He rang Early and told her to bring cream and a razor

For he knew from that one sweaty night in New Haven

That she'd help bring relief if his balls were clean-shaven.

"I should stock up on cockrings!" he said with a tugThen a stray curly hair from his fingernails dug

Then he groaned with his Grinch fingers rhythmically strumming

I don't want to stop, but I must keep from coming

For completion, he knew

Would mean wasted money

On the Whoporn he'd rented, Cindy Lou Who in Honey

The things she could do with that buzz, buzzing bunny

That's one thing he loved, when her Who-hoo got runny

Then the Whos, young and old, in his mind at least

Would not stop until that hoo was very well-greased

Then the things he imagined, as his pace increased

Included three felonies and an act with a priest.

 

[Sam Quentin]

"How The Grinch Sat Around Scratching His Balls At Thanksgiving"

I gotta hear the rhymes and songs from that one.

Just when I think I'm out...The Grinch scratched at Thanksgiving!

The whole Thanksgiving Day!

Now, please don't ask why. Could be his hand was gay.

It could be that his penis hadn't been screwed in years.

It could be, perhaps, that he'd too many beers.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.

But,Whatever the reason,

Being horny or drunk,

He sat there on Thanksgiving, scratching his junk,

Staring down at his jewels like a diamond appraiser

He rang Early and told her to bring cream and a razor

For he knew from that one sweaty night in New Haven

That she'd help bring relief if his balls were clean-shaven.

"I should stock up on cockrings!" he said with a tugThen a stray curly hair from his fingernails dug

Then he groaned with his Grinch fingers rhythmically strumming

I don't want to stop, but I must keep from coming

For completion, he knew

Would mean wasted money

On the Whoporn he'd rented, Cindy Lou Who in Honey

The things she could do with that buzz, buzzing bunny

That's one thing he loved, when her Who-hoo got runny

Then the Whos, young and old, in his mind at least

Would not stop until that hoo was very well-greased

Then the things he imagined, as his pace increased

Included three felonies and an act with a priest.

 

[bosoxs45]

Pig Roast on Summerisle

 

[MikeIke]

"How The Grinch Sat Around Scratching His Balls At Thanksgiving"

I gotta hear the rhymes and songs from that one.

Just when I think I'm out...The Grinch scratched at Thanksgiving!

The whole Thanksgiving Day!

Now, please don't ask why. Could be his hand was gay.

It could be that his penis hadn't been screwed in years.

It could be, perhaps, that he'd too many beers.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.

But,Whatever the reason,

Being horny or drunk,

He sat there on Thanksgiving, scratching his junk,

Staring down at his jewels like a diamond appraiser

He rang Early and told her to bring cream and a razor

For he knew from that one sweaty night in New Haven

That she'd help bring relief if his balls were clean-shaven.

"I should stock up on cockrings!" he said with a tugThen a stray curly hair from his fingernails dug

Then he groaned with his Grinch fingers rhythmically strumming

I don't want to stop, but I must keep from coming

For completion, he knew

Would mean wasted money

On the Whoporn he'd rented, Cindy Lou Who in Honey

The things she could do with that buzz, buzzing bunny

That's one thing he loved, when her Who-hoo got runny

Then the Whos, young and old, in his mind at least

Would not stop until that hoo was very well-greased

Then the things he imagined, as his pace increased

Included three felonies and an act with a priest.

Holy crap, I missed this the first time around. Nicely done, Bobs.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I love how Sac wrote one verse of that in March 2007, one in May 2010, and the last in October 2010.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.

Those two lines still bring tears to my eyes when I say them to myself in Karloff's voice. Sounds so much like Dr. Seuss.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

"How The Grinch Sat Around Scratching His Balls At Thanksgiving"

I gotta hear the rhymes and songs from that one.

Just when I think I'm out...The Grinch scratched at Thanksgiving!

The whole Thanksgiving Day!

Now, please don't ask why. Could be his hand was gay.

It could be that his penis hadn't been screwed in years.

It could be, perhaps, that he'd too many beers.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.

But,Whatever the reason,

Being horny or drunk,

He sat there on Thanksgiving, scratching his junk,

Staring down at his jewels like a diamond appraiser

He rang Early and told her to bring cream and a razor

For he knew from that one sweaty night in New Haven

That she'd help bring relief if his balls were clean-shaven.

"I should stock up on cockrings!" he said with a tugThen a stray curly hair from his fingernails dug

Then he groaned with his Grinch fingers rhythmically strumming

I don't want to stop, but I must keep from coming

For completion, he knew

Would mean wasted money

On the Whoporn he'd rented, Cindy Lou Who in Honey

The things she could do with that buzz, buzzing bunny

That's one thing he loved, when her Who-hoo got runny

Then the Whos, young and old, in his mind at least

Would not stop until that hoo was very well-greased

Then the things he imagined, as his pace increased

Included three felonies and an act with a priest.

lolmao

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I love how Sac wrote one verse of that in March 2007, one in May 2010, and the last in October 2010.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.

Those two lines still bring tears to my eyes when I say them to myself in Karloff's voice. Sounds so much like Dr. Seuss.

ETA

I just sent this to two friends that forward me every e-mail that is even remotely amusing. Lets see if it makes it around the net.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Tribute needed imo

Julia Gets a Little Drunk

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Big Women Find P90X

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Little Johnny Finds a Cat

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Virginia Woolf Smacks Some #####es Down

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GTFO Lassie

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Liz was only in 60-something movies. Seems light imo.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dover Gets a Boob Job

 

[Evilgrin 72]

"Numbers 1,2, and 3 Just Got Free Handjobs !"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Horrible, really

 

[Evilgrin 72]

"The Irishman Just Made LHUCKS an Admin"

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Horrible, really

I'm not even attempting Liz Taylor titles. I'm just happy to see this back on page 1.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Municipal Velvet

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Butterfield 7

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Horrible, really

I'm not even attempting Liz Taylor titles. I'm just happy to see this back on page 1.

That wasn't in response to yours. Bad timing.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Liz was only in 60-something movies. Seems light imo.

I was trying to think of a movie she'd been in since I've been alive.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Municipal Velvet

Pardon Our Dust

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Probably time to tackle a little more Seuss, too.