Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I know she said, "Daddy" once.
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Lesser known movie prequels (1 Viewer)
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Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
And THENHe felt something that made his skin crawl"I should stock up on cockrings!" he said with a tugThen a stray curly hair from his fingernails dugBut,Whatever the reason,Just when I think I'm out...The Grinch scratched at Thanksgiving!I gotta hear the rhymes and songs from that one.
The whole Thanksgiving Day!
Now, please don't ask why. Could be his hand was gay.
It could be that his penis hadn't been screwed in years.
It could be, perhaps, that he'd too many beers.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.
Being horny or drunk,
He sat there on Thanksgiving, scratching his junk,
Staring down at his jewels like a diamond appraiser
He rang Early and told her to bring cream and a razor
For he knew from that one sweaty night in New Haven
That she'd help bring relief if his balls were clean-shaven.
Then he groaned with his Grinch fingers rhythmically strumming
I don't want to stop, but I must keep from coming
For completion, he knew
Would mean wasted money
On the Whoporn he'd rented, Cindy Lou Who in Honey
The things she could do with that buzz, buzzing bunny
That's one thing he loved, when her Who-hoo got runny
Then the Whos, young and old, in his mind at least
Would not stop until that hoo was very well-greased
Then the things he imagined, as his pace increased
Included three felonies and an act with a priest.
A fingernail in his ### that had slipped from his balls
As the fright did set in with his green balls swinging
Why to his bunghole wall was his finger clinging?
He clinged! And he clinged!
And he clinged, clinged, clinged , clinged.
And the more the Grinch enjoyed the pleasuring sting,
The longer extended his green ding-a-ling
"Why for Fifty-three years I've been hetero now!
I MUST keep the gay from catching
Oh! OWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
He had caught his hangnail!
He moaned and he wailed
The Grinch
got his finger stuck in his dirt trail!!!
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
This Will Be Spinal Tap
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is... some. Some more black. We'll have to try this again.
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
What Is Giving Off Such a Foul Odor In Here ... Could It Be That Glove Over There?
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
What Should We Do With This Leftover Shark Meat?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Wishing I still had the keys to Your Mother, 'cause that would have made for so much better presentation here.
Mom Introduces a Martian to Sex
Mom Introduces a Martian to Sex
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Katherine Heigel Makes You Want To Open Up A Vein AND #### Her Silly
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
'Bob Sacamano said:And THENHe felt something that made his skin crawl"I should stock up on cockrings!" he said with a tugThen a stray curly hair from his fingernails dugBut,Whatever the reason,Just when I think I'm out...The Grinch scratched at Thanksgiving!
The whole Thanksgiving Day!
Now, please don't ask why. Could be his hand was gay.
It could be that his penis hadn't been screwed in years.
It could be, perhaps, that he'd too many beers.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.
Being horny or drunk,
He sat there on Thanksgiving, scratching his junk,
Staring down at his jewels like a diamond appraiser
He rang Early and told her to bring cream and a razor
For he knew from that one sweaty night in New Haven
That she'd help bring relief if his balls were clean-shaven.
Then he groaned with his Grinch fingers rhythmically strumming
I don't want to stop, but I must keep from coming
For completion, he knew
Would mean wasted money
On the Whoporn he'd rented, Cindy Lou Who in Honey
The things she could do with that buzz, buzzing bunny
That's one thing he loved, when her Who-hoo got runny
Then the Whos, young and old, in his mind at least
Would not stop until that hoo was very well-greased
Then the things he imagined, as his pace increased
Included three felonies and an act with a priest.
A fingernail in his ### that had slipped from his balls
As the fright did set in with his green balls swinging
Why to his bunghole wall was his finger clinging?
He clinged! And he clinged!
And he clinged, clinged, clinged , clinged.
And the more the Grinch enjoyed the pleasuring sting,
The longer extended his green ding-a-ling
"Why for Fifty-three years I've been hetero now!
I MUST keep the gay from catching
Oh! OWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
He had caught his hangnail!
He moaned and he wailed
The Grinch
got his finger stuck in his dirt trail!!!
The Real Hipster Doofus
Footballguy
After 24 pages, still the best.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Edging out this gem from the same post?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
These are pretty solid imo...
There are Plenty of Boy Scouts
There are Plenty of Unicorns
There are Plenty of Airbenders
There are Plenty of Stations
There are Plenty of Songs
There are Plenty of Waltzes
There are Plenty of Exorcisms
There are Plenty of Emperors
There are Plenty of Kings of Scotland
There are Plenty of Starfighters
There are Plenty of Temptations of Christ
There are Plenty of Houses on the Left
There are Plenty of Boy Scouts
There are Plenty of Unicorns
There are Plenty of Airbenders
There are Plenty of Stations
There are Plenty of Songs
There are Plenty of Waltzes
There are Plenty of Exorcisms
There are Plenty of Emperors
There are Plenty of Kings of Scotland
There are Plenty of Starfighters
There are Plenty of Temptations of Christ
There are Plenty of Houses on the Left
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I'm thinking about finishing this and publishing it as "Dr. Jeuss".Certain lawsuit?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Tufnel> Cornhole?
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Debbie Does Dallas?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Though, I could change my name to Debbie.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
The King's Handout (with audio/visual aids)
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Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
The Melanoid Cygnet
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Wouldn't the prequel just be audio/visual HIV?
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
It's already a part of my life. I go to Islands of Adventure quite frequently, and now every time I go through "Seuss Landing", it's ALL I can think about.I'm thinking about finishing this and publishing it as "Dr. Jeuss".Certain lawsuit?
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Diary of an Overprotective Mother
Early_10
footballgoddess
If I ever get to a point when I'm creating a dating profile should I make sure it's known that I'm that Early?I love how Sac wrote one verse of that in March 2007, one in May 2010, and the last in October 2010.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.
Those two lines still bring tears to my eyes when I say them to myself in Karloff's voice. Sounds so much like Dr. Seuss.
I just sent this to two friends that forward me every e-mail that is even remotely amusing. Lets see if it makes it around the net.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure if you lead with, "I'd really love to help you shave your balls," they're not going to stop to ask if any parody was ever written about it/you.'Early_10 said:If I ever get to a point when I'm creating a dating profile should I make sure it's known that I'm that Early?I love how Sac wrote one verse of that in March 2007, one in May 2010, and the last in October 2010.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.
Those two lines still bring tears to my eyes when I say them to myself in Karloff's voice. Sounds so much like Dr. Seuss.
I just sent this to two friends that forward me every e-mail that is even remotely amusing. Lets see if it makes it around the net.
Early_10
footballgoddess
I'll let you do the final edit.I'm pretty sure if you lead with, "I'd really love to help you shave your balls," they're not going to stop to ask if any parody was ever written about it/you.'Early_10 said:If I ever get to a point when I'm creating a dating profile should I make sure it's known that I'm that Early?I love how Sac wrote one verse of that in March 2007, one in May 2010, and the last in October 2010.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that he simply liked scratching his balls.
Those two lines still bring tears to my eyes when I say them to myself in Karloff's voice. Sounds so much like Dr. Seuss.
I just sent this to two friends that forward me every e-mail that is even remotely amusing. Lets see if it makes it around the net.
Wheelhouse
Footballguy
bump! I totally forgot about this...
I Have An Idea What You Did Last Spring
The River Kwai Canyon
We Own The Ark And It's Right Here
An American Werewolf Takes the Red-eye to Europe
The Devil Finds Prada On The Clearance Rack
Buffy Doesn't Like Bats
Lewis and Gilbert Get Accepted to Adams College
I Have An Idea What You Did Last Spring
The River Kwai Canyon
We Own The Ark And It's Right Here
An American Werewolf Takes the Red-eye to Europe
The Devil Finds Prada On The Clearance Rack
Buffy Doesn't Like Bats
Lewis and Gilbert Get Accepted to Adams College
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Whoa
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
299: Babies With Six Packs.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Not Quite Yet Frozen.
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Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
The Grand Budapest House.
Don Quixote
Footballguy
12 Years a Slave to My Wife
Corporation
Angry Bovine
Corporation
Angry Bovine
Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
The Pup of Main Street
Slushy
Slushy
Papa Georgio
Footballguy
Saint Patrick's Day - The Day Michael Myers Pinched
James Bond
Footballguy
From my own collection:
Dr. Maybe
From Northern Eurasia with Mixed Feelings
Goldknuckle
Lighteningball
You Only Live Once
On Her Majesty's Well Known Service
Coal is Forever
Live and Let Live
The Child with the Golden Slingshot
The Civil Servant Who Felt Indifferent About Me
Moontreefeeder
For Anyone to See
Mono#####
A View to a Mild Disagreement
The Living Dawn
Permit to Maim
Jaundice Symptoms
Today Always Feels Okay
The World is Plenty
Live Right Now
Empty Native American Land Royale
An Incredibly Small Amount of Happiness
Sky-trip
Dr. Maybe
From Northern Eurasia with Mixed Feelings
Goldknuckle
Lighteningball
You Only Live Once
On Her Majesty's Well Known Service
Coal is Forever
Live and Let Live
The Child with the Golden Slingshot
The Civil Servant Who Felt Indifferent About Me
Moontreefeeder
For Anyone to See
Mono#####
A View to a Mild Disagreement
The Living Dawn
Permit to Maim
Jaundice Symptoms
Today Always Feels Okay
The World is Plenty
Live Right Now
Empty Native American Land Royale
An Incredibly Small Amount of Happiness
Sky-trip
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
I don't know if I've ever seen a thread where the demarcation line between those who "get" the concept and those who don't is more clearly defined.
zamboni
Footballguy
SoCalBroncoFan
Footballguy
Agreed.
Example: Death of Cake is not a prequel to Life of Pi. Changing two words to something somewhat similar doesn't work.
Now, if had said "Birth of Pi", or the even earlier adult film, "Pi, the Conception, starring Priya Rai" yiu would have probably been ok.
Example: Death of Cake is not a prequel to Life of Pi. Changing two words to something somewhat similar doesn't work.
Now, if had said "Birth of Pi", or the even earlier adult film, "Pi, the Conception, starring Priya Rai" yiu would have probably been ok.
(HULK)
(Smash)
I was pretty proud of "Life of Euler's Constant" when I posted it. I guess that was too much
for people to get.ETA: I also thought "The Duplo Movie" was excellent, but no one commented so maybe I'm just funny to myself.
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