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Lets play everyone's favorite game- Who is the bigger doosh (1 Viewer)

Bigger doosh

  • Contestant 1

    Votes: 12 16.2%
  • Contestant 2

    Votes: 9 12.2%
  • Contestant 3

    Votes: 53 71.6%

  • Total voters
    74

AcerFC

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Gooooood Morning everyone, and welcome to another episode of Americas favorite games show: Who is the bigger doosh (yelled out by the crowd)

We will meet three contestants who I believe are all dooshes. However, the FFA will decide who the winner is. There can only be one winner

Contestant Number 1: married his HS sweetheart. He was not faithful to her during the college years, but she accepted that and wanted to marry him anyway. They have two daughters and own a home. They were in the process of building their dream house. She is in good shape and everything seems to be going well. On a late August evening, she suffers a stroke as she is running with a friend. Fast forward a bit and she has lost most of the function of the right side of her body. She can walk, but very slowly and with a brace. She gains some weight as she can no longer work out and is on a cocktail of medicine. Their dream home was turned into a house that is one level so that she can navigate it easily. Wellllll, you guessed it. Contestant 1 stuck by her for a little over a year and bailed on her and the kids. He tells the daughters that he no longer loves the new mommy and they should come live with him. 

Contestant Number 2: Marries his fiance and they quickly buy a house together. Its a bit of a fixer upper but they are OK with it. She has lupus, but nothing too major. He decides that he wants to build a business and go back to school for tech related stuff to get business off the ground. She works and pretty much pays for everything. The house, his schooling, all the things that his company needs to get off and running. They have a daughter together. She develops cancer. Luckily she is OK but as she is undergoing chemo therapy, he tells her he is leaving her and the baby. Within two weeks he has his own place and his secretary has moved in with him. 

Contestant Number 3: Marries a girl and has two girls. The second was born with a genetic issue and they were told that she would live at most two to three months. She is now going on six. But she has many many problems. She can not walk, can not talk. They built a special wing in their house for her to make it easy to get her where she needs to be. They have a special Stephen Hawking like computer that allows her to communicate with them. From the outside, it seemed like they were always happy. I have heard that he was hoping for the death of the baby so that things would be easier. Well, you guessed it. He left the family late last year saying he loved his wife and his first daughter but no longer wanted to live a special needs life. He moved out, got an apartment and a new 80,000 vehicle. He took all the money he thought was his out of their account and now wants sole custody of the first born. He also goes to the wife's house and turns over the house looking for evidence of whether she is seeing someone or not despite the fact that he has seen other women. 

 
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All three are bad situations but contestant three takes the cake.  He is walking out on His child and he is bailing on his responsibilities that he signed on for when he made the conscious decision to sleep with mom to make the baby in the first place.  He's a D.

 
Three. Couldn't care less about the 80K vehicle or that you "heard" he was hoping for the death of the baby so that things would be easier.

The fact that he wants child 1, but "no longer wanted to live a special needs life" is what did it for me. 

 
It's all terrible, but guy 2 seems like there is a chance that this was part of a plan. Maybe not from the beginning, but at some point probably decided he didn't want to be with his wife, but that he was getting a huge financial gain out of it. The wife's effort and money was allowing him to create his new life. Once it was all in place, he left for the new life his wife helped build for him. The other two situations are also bad, but they seem more like people making bad decisions after placed into stressful and unforeseeable life situations.

 
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do you talk to these guys and ask them what they're thinking?  how could they do this?  what do they say?
I dont. They are/were husbands of people my wife know. Like someone said, we are only getting one side. But all of the factors I posted are there regardless of what side you are talking to (cancer, stroke, special needs child)

 
I dont. They are/were husbands of people my wife know. Like someone said, we are only getting one side. But all of the factors I posted are there regardless of what side you are talking to (cancer, stroke, special needs child)
you're getting the details from your wife?

10% chance 5% of the stories you're hearing are 1% true

 
I agree with Furley here. These guys sound like they're straight off the front of all-star case of an awful Wheaties box.  Could you get worse? The guy with the woman who supported him through lupus is the guy for me here. Holy Schneike. 

Too many of them, IMO. 

Acer> start hiding money. 

 
I agree with Furley here. These guys sound like they're straight off the front of all-star case of an awful Wheaties box.  Could you get worse? The guy with the woman who supported him through lupus is the guy for me here. Holy Schneike. 

Too many of them, IMO. 

Acer> start hiding money. 
She has lupus, not him

 
She has lupus, not him
No, I know. That's awful.  

eta* I was kidding about the hiding money comment. If this is what your wife is seeing and hearing, her faith will be tested. That is what I'm really trying to say.  

 
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All 3 are major douches!  Cannot separate out the levels of douchiness.. all three get #1 votes.

 
Guy 3, easily.  Abandoning your children is about the douchiest thing you can do.  One of my best friends has a special needs kid, and I understand (as much as an outsider that is still a big part of the kids life really can) how hard it is on him and his wife as parents, but it's still your fcking kid man.

 
That's a tight race you got there. I went with 3 though as he took all their money (raising a special needs child can't be cheap), wants to take custody of the daughter, and still feels like he can be jealous of his wife.  

 
How does your wife know these people?  Are the brick and mortar friends or stories from a message board?

All three doosh- #3 wins the gold.

 
How does your wife know these people?  Are the brick and mortar friends or stories from a message board?

All three doosh- #3 wins the gold.
Wife went to college with 1, high school with 2 and is friends with 3 from a mutual friend. I know 3 the best out of all of them. 

 
Yeah, as described all three sound awful, but we have no idea of the full truth.  I do find the universal condemnation here interesting, though.  Seems inconsistent with all the "you've only got one life" advice that is commonly given in other threads about marital problems.

 
I dont. They are/were husbands of people my wife know. Like someone said, we are only getting one side. But all of the factors I posted are there regardless of what side you are talking to (cancer, stroke, special needs child)
I think your wife needs new friends

 
Yeah, as described all three sound awful, but we have no idea of the full truth.  I do find the universal condemnation here interesting, though.  Seems inconsistent with all the "you've only got one life" advice that is commonly given in other threads about marital problems.
I've been pretty consistent on this, and gotten the proverbial boot from those threads. They (the powers that be) hate that, yet I don't really believe in divorce nor do I advocate for it. I just find it best to mind my own business now, and I'd bet there's a silent minority here that does the same. 

But enough about me, how are you doing?  

 
Yeah, as described all three sound awful, but we have no idea of the full truth.  I do find the universal condemnation here interesting, though.  Seems inconsistent with all the "you've only got one life" advice that is commonly given in other threads about marital problems.
I have very little issues in my marriage. We are going on 11 strong years. Having said that, I think these situations are a bit different than my wife is fat and wont lose weight. Which usually brings in the yolo crew. Maybe Im wrong

 
 I think these situations are a bit different than my wife is fat and wont lose weight. Which usually brings in the yolo crew. Maybe Im wrong
I'd say they are different in degree but not in kind.  But expounding more would surely hijack your thread so I'll shut up.

 
Yeah, as described all three sound awful, but we have no idea of the full truth.  I do find the universal condemnation here interesting, though.  Seems inconsistent with all the "you've only got one life" advice that is commonly given in other threads about marital problems.
which begs the question, under which circumstances are men & women not allowed to walk away?

"well, we've been together 4 years.  she has slept with every one of my friends, half her office and once tried to stab me to death.. but we just found out she has cancer... guess i'm in it for the long haul.  don't want people thinking i'm abandoning my wife in her time of need."

 
i am not judging anyone for divorcing because hey sometimes that happens and that is what it is but i will say that taking these stories for face value all three are awful and i sometimes you just gotta say a turd is a turd and if all the above is true then three turds are staring us down the barrel of the old turd blaster that is all i am saying brohans take that to the numero dos bank brochachos 

 
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All 3 are #### moves (based on what we know here, which I agree is probably less than half the story).  but #3 wins.  

You have more responsibility to your kids than you do your spouse.  Abandoning a special needs kid because she's "too needy"  --  that's 1st ballot hall of deyush material.  

 
I would say you are the biggest ##### for bringing your wife's gossip to the ffa and writing a 1000 word post about it then asking us to throw stones at these men based on the hearsay of a bunch of women.

People get sick. ####ty things happen. Not all marriages work out. Welcome to the real world.

68% chance if roles were reversed (meaning the men got sick, lost their ability to provide) the women would be out the door in under 3 years, assuming they are not fat.

 
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I would say you are the biggest ##### for bringing your wife's gossip to the ffa and writing a 1000 word post about it then asking us to throw stones at these men based on the hearsay of a bunch of women.

People get sick. ####ty things happen. Not all marriages work out. Welcome to the real world.

90% chance if roles were reversed (meaning the men got sick, lost their ability to provide) the women would be out the door in under 3 years, assuming they are not fat.
Guy #2 probably

 
I would say you are the biggest ##### for bringing your wife's gossip to the ffa and writing a 1000 word post about it then asking us to throw stones at these men based on the hearsay of a bunch of women.

People get sick. ####ty things happen. Not all marriages work out. Welcome to the real world.

90% chance if roles were reversed (meaning the men got sick, lost their ability to provide) the women would be out the door in under 3 years, assuming they are not fat.


Are you 1, 2 or 3?

 
Having met people I find none of this hard to believe. Everyone of these stories plays out everyday and in a lot of them the men are the dooshes.

My wife.is ill. Has been for years. There are times I want to walk away. Badly. But I don't. I made a promise for better or worse. It sucks a lot at times. But then I do some little thing for her and the appreciation on her face makes it a little easier. I hope she would do the same but we don't know until we are tested do we?

 
I know this is a game, but honestly, who cares?  I hardly give a #### to judge people or care what others are doing around me.  I am worried about my own #### and hardly have the time or energy to play the instant viral pass judgment game. 

 
Having met people I find none of this hard to believe. Everyone of these stories plays out everyday and in a lot of them the men are the dooshes.

My wife.is ill. Has been for years. There are times I want to walk away. Badly. But I don't. I made a promise for better or worse. It sucks a lot at times. But then I do some little thing for her and the appreciation on her face makes it a little easier. I hope she would do the same but we don't know until we are tested do we?
This.

 
which begs the question, under which circumstances are men & women not allowed to walk away?

"well, we've been together 4 years.  she has slept with every one of my friends, half her office and once tried to stab me to death.. but we just found out she has cancer... guess i'm in it for the long haul.  don't want people thinking i'm abandoning my wife in her time of need."
Reminds me of the Daniel Tosh bit about domestic abuse towards your wife...

"There’s no excuse for domestic violence." It sounds like a challenge. I mean, does everything have to be so black-and-white in this kindergarten country of ours? What if you come home from a long day at work and your wife has drowned two of your kids - she’s about to dunk the third one. Can you run over and pop her then? "Unfortunately no, there’s no excuse. You’re going to have to let her drown that third one."

 

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