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Let's play with a text-generating AI system (1 Viewer)

I challenge you to a game of Onslaught

12 33
1
9 9 40 9
1
12 9
7 33 40

Your move, pal.


1

9 40

Your move, pal.

1

9 9 9 9

4

8 40 9

Your move, pal.

2

8 10 9 9

4

8 40 9

Your move, pal.

2

8 9 9 9

3

8 9 9

4 40 40 10

4 10 40 10

4 10 9 9

3 8 9 9

2 8

3 40

2

10 10 10 10

3 40

2

9

2 40

4 40

3 10 10 10 10

10

4

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Holy ####...  :lmao:

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Top 10 reasons why Joe Bryant will sell the forums to Otis:
1.
No other company has more money
2. He knows that he's never going to have another chance to sell anything to anyone else
3. He's tired of the abuse
4. He thinks he's just a little better than everybody else
5. Otis is an ####### (see #1)
6. Otis is an ####### (see #3)
7. He's just really good at selling
8. He's got a huge bank account
9. He's going to be able to buy his way out of this one
10. He's really tired of the abuse.
I know this is a bit of a longwinded post, but I think it's very important to consider the implications of this development and how it's going to affect the forum going forward. If we can help Otis move this project forward, then the rest of this will be easier and more enjoyable. 

 
My friends came back from the bathroom and said I should go check on my wife and Steve. They were sitting on the couch watching TV and having a drink. Steve asked me if I was ready for her to come out, but I said I was not ready and asked them if they had a condom. They had a condom on their belt and said it was theirs, but I could have sworn I saw another man's on top of mine. The thought of a condom in that situation was revolting and disgusting. I thought I had accidentally seen one of those things.

Steve and I left the room to go to the bathroom to get the stuff from her pants. I got my coat and went to the kitchen where Steve had a chair. The next thing I remember was waking up in the middle of the night. Steve was laying beside me, asleep. He had his hand on my mouth

 
It is dark here. You may be eaten by a grue.

You may be blind. You may be hungry. You may be a little weak. Message History (V) Vaults (C) Crypt (W) Tomb (U) Depths (H) Hell (I) Dis (G) Gehenna (X) Cocytus (Y) Tartarus (Z) Zot Where to? (Enter - D:1 @ (x,y), ? - help) There is a stone staircase leading down here. There is a stone staircase leading up here. You climb upwards. You sense a powerful magical force warping space. There is a stone staircase leading down here. Move the cursor to view the level map, or type ? for a list of commands. Returning to the game... You see here a runed demon trident. Items here: !!! %%% " %%% Items here: [(((((((( Items here: [[[ )) [[[[ [[[ [[[ There are many objects here

 
My Daughter's Garbage Can Just Spontaneously Caught On Fire.

This story started with an accident.

A car parked across the street from the family's home went up in flames at approximately 4:00 am on Wednesday, June 12, and the family's three-year-old daughter's garbage can caught fire, according to reports.

The daughter's mother woke up and discovered her daughter's garbage can had ignited. She immediately put the fire out with a can of lighter fluid before firefighters arrived.

No one was hurt.

The trash can was filled with garbage and fire officials said it was possible it may have been set intentionally.
:tinfoilhat:

 
Boring afternoon at work.

Bert: Ernie, I have to confess; I'm gay.
Ernie: My wiener is too small for me!
Ernie: You're too short for me, too!
Ernie: I'm too old for you!
Ernie: I'm too old for you!
Ernie: I'm too fat for you!
Ernie: You're too young for me!
Ernie: Your wiener is too small for me!
Ernie: It's too small for me!
Ernie: I don't even need my own body to be happy!
Ernie: It's too small for me!
Ernie: I don't want anyone's body!
Ernie: It's too small for me!
Ernie: It's too small for me!
Ernie: It's too small for me!

 
My best joke: Otis and shuke walk into a bar. Otis says "I want a beer!" The bartender says "A beer, sir, a beer" and Otis says "Why don't you just pour yourself one?" and shuke says "Well, I'd rather not drink one, but you might as well pour it into me."

 
Top 10 Fads of 2020:
1.
Body Paint
2.  Ventriloquism
3. Tissue Paper
4.  Permanent Makeup
5. Hair Dryers
6.  Cameras in bathrooms
7.  Ceramic Tile
8.  Laser Hair Removal
9.  Fashion Stains
10.  Sculpture with 3D Printing

 
Top 10 celebrities that I have slept with

1.  Kris Kristofferson
2.  Lena Dunham
3.  Justin Timberlake
4.  Marilyn Monroe
5.  Miley Cyrus
6.  Halle Berry
7.  Amy Adams
8.  Rita Ora
9.  Kendrick Lamar
10.  Halle Berry

I am a very lucky guy.  I've had sex with a ton of celebrities.  Most have never been accused of rape.  I hope to make a difference.  My goal is to have sex with more celebrities than I did in this blog post.  You can bet I am going to find some more celebrity sex stories. If you have any celebrity sex stories please leave them in the comments below.

 
It gets overloaded pretty quickly. Prematurely some might say.

Will she let me in her a##?
Do you mind if I watch you #### her?
Do you wanna #### her?
Ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhhh ohhh ohhhh ohhhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh

 
The secret of the Kennedy assassination is that it was an inside job," the former KGB general told NBC News. "The only reason that the FBI wasn't on top of this sooner is that the CIA and the FBI are totally corrupt."


When I first heard this statement, I found it to be preposterous and absurd. I had no idea that this man was a former KGB general. But when I talked to him, I learned that he was the man who told me what I was about to see, so I decided to look up his story. I didn't know if he was a paid agent, or if he was telling me the truth. And if he was telling me the truth, what the hell kind of Russian general does he think he is?


In my article "The JFK Assassination," I pointed out that the evidence to prove that Lee Harvey Oswald was the assassin was almost totally circumstantial. But I also pointed out that the only way to really know...

...for sure that the President was killed by someone other than Oswald, was to find out who the real assassin was. In this article I am going to present the facts of that question.

If the President was assassinated by an accomplice, that person would have been in Dallas and in the city's Air Force One hangar, and would have had to have gone out of his way to place himself right between the President and the assassin, and then back in between, and so on. The accomplice would have had to have been a member of the Secret Service.

According to the evidence, it is impossible that Oswald was on his own. If he was, he would not have been carrying a gun, and that fact is confirmed by the President's own Secret Service agent, Larry Shaw,...

...who stated: 'He wasn't the kind of person to go to a gun store with any type of weapon.'

'He was a very quiet and reserved person. It's very sad that he's gone and I hope he's watching over us now,' added fellow agent Joseph F. O'Neil.

The FBI have said that they are now investigating this as a 'possible hate crime'.

 
Completion

I want to hear some funky dixieland music. I want to know who's playing the dixieland music."

For the rest of the day, I try to take him on the way that he had gone, which was the wrong way.

The wrong way leads to another place: a room, a basement.

My son is standing on a floor, facing a table of empty bottles. He's playing an accordion. A piano hangs on the wall behind him. A man's voice says, "You can have anything you want. Come on!"

My son is holding a bottle of whiskey, trying to make his friend sing. He's not sure what to sing. Maybe something about his mother, who passed away when he was 6 years old.

"I know how you feel," the man says, his voice coming from somewhere behind the piano. "What about you, though? You want to be a rapper?"

 
I didn't hook up with robot women, I hooked up with women who I met when I was helping the Mexican robot makers get out of Canada. 

So when I met a female robot, that was a pretty big deal for me. I knew she wasn't a robot. She was a robot. I knew she wasn't just a robot. She was a real person who was trying to get out of a situation she wasn't supposed to be in. That made it that much more powerful."

The film was originally called The Machine. That name was changed after it was suggested by producer David Hoberman.

"I loved it. We didn't want to be calling it The Machine because it was like, 'It's just about robots!'" says O'Brien, laughing. "So we changed it to Robot. I thought Robot would make the best title because that was the only word that made sense to me."

 

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