Let's turn the Coronavirus in to a positive. Do your part! (1 Viewer)

[AAABatteries]

It's time to get rid of the handshake.  It's outdated, unsanitary and not necessary.  Now is the perfect time for all of us to band together and move to something new.  I'm open to suggestions but my personal favorite is the side of the hand bump/hi-five.

LET'S DO THIS.

 

[AAABatteries]

It's kind of like the Bash Brothers high five but instead of the forearm it's more the side of the hand and wrist.

 

[Caesar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAWiywqV3Y

too obvious

 

[belljr]

https://pics.me.me/how-to-shake-ankles-1-approach-as-if-for-normal-35777251.png

 

[bostonfred]

Ok, but hear me out. I want more handshakes at work.  And I'm licking my hand first, as a sign of respect.  If you schedule an in-person meeting with me,  i want you to consider whether it's important enough to take that risk or if ít can be handled in an email.  

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wouldn’t a hi five defeat one of the reasons to eliminate the handshake?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

If it keeps sick people at home and gets more employers to pay sick days it will in the long run be a good thing.

 

[gianmarco]

Chest bumps.

 

[That one guy]

I’m built for this virus:  social distancing?  Standard operating procedure.  No handshakes or hugs?  Standard operating procedure.  

 

[That one guy]

Also, if you’re not willing to bust out with a Kid N Play kickstep with me, we probably aren’t friends

 

[WDIK2]

The Bump

 

[Sammy3469]

Can I get some rump shaking?

 

[Ron Swanson]

Rub buttts.  Penn & Teller made this argument on Bull#### years ago.

 

[UOFI_316]

Wouldn’t a hi five defeat one of the reasons to eliminate the handshake?

The high speed collision of the hands causes all the virus particles to be killed.

Also, if you’re not willing to bust out with a Kid N Play kickstep with me, we probably aren’t friends

I was hoping the Perfect Strangers Dance of Joy would become the go to move.

 

[msommer]

I was hoping the Perfect Strangers Dance of Joy would become the go to move.

"We must remain
Perfect Strangers"

 

[adonis]

I'm partial to the head incline.  The reverse-nod, if you will.  The "wassssup".