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Letting yourself go (1 Viewer)

Wrigley

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At what age is it acceptable to let yourself go?

And by let yourself go, I mean stop wearing pants 

 
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I think it is when you can't control your bowels anymore and have to switch from pants to Depends.

Or when you can't trust your farts.

 
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Whatever age you can walk out to your mailbox, unrushed, unconcerned, naked from the waist down wearing only a sweater and a top hat, and think to yourself when someone complains "oh, #### that guy."

 
Whatever age you can walk out to your mailbox, unrushed, unconcerned, naked from the waist down wearing only a sweater and a top hat, and think to yourself when someone complains "oh, #### that guy."
Whew!  I'm still good then. I would never go out dressed like that.  I mean sometimes I go out to the mailbox wearing nothing but my Chuck Taylor high tops and my authentic replica Lone Ranger holster and gun that fires real plastic silver bullets, but I would never make the fashion error of matching a top hat and a sweater.

 

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