License Plate - It's Driving Me Nuts (1 Viewer)

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Saw this today: FST HLNR

It was on a brand new, sharp BMW coupe. Guy behind the wheel was well-dressed and talking on a Bluetooth.

What does that plate mean?

 

[Parrothead]

##### bag?

 

[Niles Standish]

HLNR could refer to the shifter.

If that's the case it sounds pretty idiotic. Oh I didn't realize the BMW was a fast car lucky he put it on his license plate so I know.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

##### bag?

It was my first thought.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

First Headline News Reporter.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

HLNR could refer to the shifter.

If that's the case it sounds pretty idiotic. Oh I didn't realize the BMW was a fast car lucky he put it on his license plate so I know.

What is an HLNR shifter? I've never heard of it.

 

[stbugs]

HLNR could refer to the shifter.

If that's the case it sounds pretty idiotic. Oh I didn't realize the BMW was a fast car lucky he put it on his license plate so I know.

What is an HLNR shifter? I've never heard of it.

I think it is High Low Neutral Reverse. I guess he doesn't like to drive it out of the lower gears, or D and P didn't fit.

 

[gianmarco]

Fist Helen R.

I just want to know who Helen R is.

 

[Rayderr]

Pretty sure first word is going to be FAST

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Pretty sure first word is going to be FAST

HARD DELETE. I've got my answer!

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

HLNR could refer to the shifter.

If that's the case it sounds pretty idiotic. Oh I didn't realize the BMW was a fast car lucky he put it on his license plate so I know.

What is an HLNR shifter? I've never heard of it.

I think it is High Low Neutral Reverse. I guess he doesn't like to drive it out of the lower gears, or D and P didn't fit.

Oh good lord, I hope this is not the answer.

 

[Rayderr]

From the acronym dictionary

HLNR - Hac Lege Nihil Rogatur (Latin: Everything Falls Under This Law, epigraphy)

 

[belljr]

Fast highway laner

 

[Parrothead]

premature ejaculator

 

[belljr]

Fast Helen r

fast hell and r

 

[zamboni]

Fast Heroin Learner

 

[zamboni]

Feast on Helen, right?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Feast on Helen, right?

Helen Wheels?

 

[Brony]

Fast Hot Little Nude Robocop

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

some good possibilities in here...

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Could be a news anchor.

FST HLN'R = Fast Headline News-er

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Would an HLNR shifyer be something that the would put in a BMW? Googling seems to suggest that it's mostly a transmission on tractors and farm equipment.

 

[Niles Standish]

Would an HLNR shifyer be something that the would put in a BMW? Googling seems to suggest that it's mostly a transmission on tractors and farm equipment.

Maybe he's a farmer and he's bragging about his tractor?

 

[Don Quixote]

Maybe the first word is Faust, indicating that he sold his soul to the Devil? Maybe somehow connected to Helen Reddy's success?

 

[gianmarco]

This is actually pretty solid shtick.

Come up with an ambiguous custom license plate that will make people try to figure it out and spend all day trying to think of what it could possibly be. They won't be able to get it out of their head. They'll ask friends and coworkers. They'll post about it on message boards. It will keep them up all night thinking about what it REALLY meant.

You, however, will get the last laugh.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

This is actually pretty solid shtick.

Come up with an ambiguous custom license plate that will make people try to figure it out and spend all day trying to think of what it could possibly be. They won't be able to get it out of their head. They'll ask friends and coworkers. They'll post about it on message boards. It will keep them up all night thinking about what it REALLY meant.

You, however, will get the last laugh.

Hooked.

 

[QuizGuy66]

Was it a dude or a woman?

If a woman Fast Helen R is probably the real answer.

I once had a (non-custom) license plate that could be interpreted as "Stuff 2 In"

-QG

 

[Parrothead]

Maybe the first word is Faust, indicating that he sold his soul to the Devil? Maybe somehow connected to Helen Reddy's success?

Delta Dawn was a solid song

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Was it a dude or a woman?

If a woman Fast Helen R is probably the real answer.

I once had a (non-custom) license plate that could be interpreted as "Stuff 2 In"

-QG

It was a guy.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Funny Stupid Trick - Has Little/No Resolution

 

[Rayderr]

Where was it that you the plate? Anything else on the car (decal, sticker)?

 

[jwp]

This topic reminded me of #2 on the list

http://www.vulture.com/m/2013/11/10-great-game-shows-you-probably-forgot-about.html

 

[Soulfly3]

FST = Florida State

HLNR = ???

eta: Florida State Headliner

 

[zamboni]

Fist Still In Her?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Where was it that you the plate? Anything else on the car (decal, sticker)?

Harrisburg, PA. Nothing else on the car.

 

[Brony]

Free Shampoo Today Hairy Like Nancy Reagan

 

[lod01]

FiST Hard Long iN Rectum.

 

[Wrigley]

Steering wheel in his pants?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Fist Helen R.

I just want to know who Helen R is.

And if there are 29 other Helens that agree with her.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Steering wheel in his pants?

"Argh, it's driving me nuts!"

 

[Drifter]

First Headliner.

He's an agent or manager and his client got their first headlining gig.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

First Headliner.

He's an agent or manager and his client got their first headlining gig.

Hmmm...could be.

 

[Rayderr]

First Headliner.

He's an agent or manager and his client got their first headlining gig.

So 1ST HLNR was already taken?

 

[Limp Ditka]

First Headliner.

He's an agent or manager and his client got their first headlining gig.

So 1ST HLNR was already taken?

Some states don't allow numbers before letters.

 

[17seconds]

Highlander there can be only one and he was the first

 

[chet]

Fast Learner with an extra H

A lot of those BMW pricks smugly drive their cars with an air of superiority.

 

[17seconds]

A lot of those BMW pricks smugly drive their cars with an air of superiority.

I'd say that applies more to Mercedes.

There are a lot more younger guys driving BMW who just drive like maniacs anyway, but if you want to talk about dooshy people in their 40s+ who should know better, Mercedes beats them all

 

[chet]

A lot of those BMW pricks smugly drive their cars with an air of superiority.

I'd say that applies more to Mercedes.

There are a lot more younger guys driving BMW who just drive like maniacs anyway, but if you want to talk about dooshy people in their 40s+ who should know better, Mercedes beats them all

Child, please.

There's a reason one of the most hackneyed jokes of all time continues to persist:

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

 

[Flying V]

Fat Stupid Turd Heavy Liquor Not Required

 

[brun]

From the acronym dictionary

HLNR - Hac Lege Nihil Rogatur (Latin: Everything Falls Under This Law, epigraphy)

If FST stands for field sobriety test, maybe he's a lawyer specializing in DUI cases?