License to have kids? (1 Viewer)

[Megatron]

Child beauty pageants, 7-year-olds MMA (glorified wrestling) fighting, Octomom, kids being dumped in dumpsters, abortions, etc., etc., etc. You need a license to drive, hunt, sell, and potentially vote. Should people need a license to bring another human into the world? Clearly there are people incapable of caring for children.

I can see how getting a license would solve these problems

So is the license to get an abortion or does it keep you from getting pregnant?

I'm just the idea guy. I don't work out the details.

 

[DiStefano]

I think we are gradually moving toward the necessity of a license for living. What with carbon footprint, obesity, harming the environment, crime, guns, food stamps, medical care, etc., there is no doubt we would be better off with fewer of us. So, each person should be required to have a license to continue to exist, renewable annually. Those that don't pass the test go to the disposal chambers recycling center.

Gotta keep it green gb.Schlzm

Soylent Green?

 

[Megatron]

I think we are gradually moving toward the necessity of a license for living. What with carbon footprint, obesity, harming the environment, crime, guns, food stamps, medical care, etc., there is no doubt we would be better off with fewer of us. So, each person should be required to have a license to continue to exist, renewable annually. Those that don't pass the test go to the disposal chambers recycling center.

Gotta keep it green gb.Schlzm

Soylent Green?

 

[deep vacuum]

Would 2 fat and ugly people, deeply in love, be allowed to reproduce? How would you determine who gets renewed for another year (with possibility of having kids) or who gets recycled? Would there be a third catagory like allowed to be horny but not allowed to have kids?

 

[Megatron]

Would 2 fat and ugly people, deeply in love, be allowed to reproduce? How would you determine who gets renewed for another year (with possibility of having kids) or who gets recycled? Would there be a third catagory like allowed to be horny but not allowed to have kids?

If they are responsible and pass the cat test.

All licenses are valid until the birth of one child (or multiples if twins, triplets, etc.)

All are allowed (and encouraged) to be horny. Especially hot chicks.

 

[Riversco]

On a related note, why do people get up in arms about declawing cats by arguing that it is amputation and therefore inhumane, but they have absolutely no qualms about chopping kitty's nuts off?

 

[17seconds]

On a related note, why do people get up in arms about declawing cats by arguing that it is amputation and therefore inhumane, but they have absolutely no qualms about chopping kitty's nuts off?

Because one is done to save your furniture and the other reduces euthanasia.

 

[Scoresman]

There's a lot of talk regarding whether or not killing a fetus is morally wrong or not. However, the real issue that is important is whether it's alright to force a life onto a fetus without their consent. Does anyone have the moral authority to wedge a new being into an already horrid world? Life comes with certain moral obligations and responsibilities. Parents shove these obligations on their children just so they can feel complete or fulfilled. Ending the life of a fetus saves it a lifetime of agony, anxiety, and slaving for the capitalist machine. I envy the aborted and eagerly await the day that the cold metallic coat hanger of death finally finds.me. My biggest rue will be that it found me after i suffered an entire life instead of when i was comfortably tucked away in the warm organic cell of my mothers womb.

 

[lod01]

There's a lot of talk regarding whether or not killing a fetus is morally wrong or not. However, the real issue that is important is whether it's alright to force a life onto a fetus without their consent. Does anyone have the moral authority to wedge a new being into an already horrid world? Life comes with certain moral obligations and responsibilities. Parents shove these obligations on their children just so they can feel complete or fulfilled. Ending the life of a fetus saves it a lifetime of agony, anxiety, and slaving for the capitalist machine. I envy the aborted and eagerly await the day that the cold metallic coat hanger of death finally finds.me. My biggest rue will be that it found me after i suffered an entire life instead of when i was comfortably tucked away in the warm organic cell of my mothers womb.

These baby factories don't care. They just want more $ from the govt. Every one they can pump out is more $ in their pocket.

 

[Dentist]

There's a lot of talk regarding whether or not killing a fetus is morally wrong or not. However, the real issue that is important is whether it's alright to force a life onto a fetus without their consent. Does anyone have the moral authority to wedge a new being into an already horrid world? Life comes with certain moral obligations and responsibilities. Parents shove these obligations on their children just so they can feel complete or fulfilled. Ending the life of a fetus saves it a lifetime of agony, anxiety, and slaving for the capitalist machine. I envy the aborted and eagerly await the day that the cold metallic coat hanger of death finally finds.me. My biggest rue will be that it found me after i suffered an entire life instead of when i was comfortably tucked away in the warm organic cell of my mothers womb.

are you going to stick your head in the oven tonight? Have a drink or 10, and take a vacation bro... go on a long drive

 

[Tchula]

What we need to do instead is stop having the government financially reward people for having kids