Made a funny with my wife this morning. (1 Viewer)

[johnnycakes]

So she says to me "wharf? I thought you said go down on the dwarf?!"

:laughtrack:

I would have thought she wanted the guy from Star Trek who would have thrown her against the wall and banged her on top of the pool table or something.

 

[johnnycakes]

before I got up is not the same as before I got it up. Since I've been using the testosterone creme, I wake up with it up every morning.

 

[Anarchy99]

It's a pig at a complaint department. And he's saying, "I wish I was taller." Ha ha. See? That's his complaint.

How about if it was something like "I can't find my receipt, my place is a stye."

How about if the pig said, "My wife is a s l u t." Now that's a complaint.

 

[spOOfy]

you bery funny. make me whaff berry berry har

 

[Parrothead]

the other guy ducked

:laughtrack:

 

[kentric]

So she says to me "wharf? I thought you said go down on the dwarf?!"

:laughtrack:

My ex-boss and I were having problems with this guy in another unit of our company. One day we're talking about something in general and he comments about the guy in the other unit:

boss: you know that guy, the dorp

me: the dorp?

boss: yes, the dorp the dorp

me: what do you mean the dorp

boss: you know that guy, the one in Chicago. the dorp

now the guy in Chicago is on the short side and it finally clicked that he was trying to say "the dwarf". I was laughing so hard I had tears flowing from my eyes.

 

[jon_mx]

Me rauph wrong time.

 

[Fennis]

before I got up is not the same as before I got it up. Since I've been using the testosterone creme, I wake up with it up every morning.

The FFA is aging. We definitely need an official ***Low T*** thread. People need info before taking the plunge.

 

[skol asylum]

On vacation, Ole is at a bar in West Fargo when a man makes a bet wtih him, "I'll ask you a question...you get it right and I'll buy you a beer. Get it wrong and you owe me." Ole Agrees.

Guy says "My mother had a baby...it wasn't my sister...it wasn't my brother...so who was it?"

Ole thinks and thinks but can't get it. Guy says "It was ME stupid! Buy me a beer!"

Ole likes that one so the next time he's at the bar with Lars he makes the same bet. He asks Lars the same question ""My mother had a baby...it wasn't my sister...it wasn't my brother...so who was it?"

Ole thinks and thinks and finally answers, "Well, it was you Ole."

Ole says, "No stupid! It was some guy in West Fargo! You owe me a beer!"

That's awesome. Sent it to my inlaws in West Fargo...where we will be vacationing this fall. Wonder if I can find that bar..