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Man gets eaten alive by anaconda for Discovery show (1 Viewer)

I'm waiting to see how he's going to survive the initial constriction.

I think the over/under on people getting swallowed by a snake in this episode is .5

I'll go with the under.

 
I wonder if anacondas will naturally eat men or if he needs to do something to entice the anaconda. From what I've heard about anacondas, he should try buns because they want some.

 
Oh, I'm being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don't like it--one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It's nibblin' my toe.
Oh, gee,
It's up to my knee.
Oh my,
It's up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It's up to my middle.
Oh, heck,
It's up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .

 
Rayderr said:
Oh, I'm being eaten

By a boa constrictor,

A boa constrictor,

A boa constrictor,

I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor,

And I don't like it--one bit.

Well, what do you know?

It's nibblin' my toe.

Oh, gee,

It's up to my knee.

Oh my,

It's up to my thigh.

Oh, fiddle,

It's up to my middle.

Oh, heck,

It's up to my neck.

Oh, dread,

It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .
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GB Shel Silverstein

 
Anyone watch it last night? I flipped over at one point during the game, and it was just a bunch of people chatting around a camp fire.

 
ah- it's over.

I got an email blast from a friend who is a zoo-ologist (or whatever they're called- he's a curator for a zoo) about the show, saying that it's cruel to the snake and not to watch. Considering I forgot, I guess I followed his directions.

 
Rayderr said:
George Jefferson Airplane said:
People who watched this were apparently pretty pissed. Snake wrapped him up for a few minutes and then they "rescued" him. lol
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Lame. Had it been live would've been one thing, but pre-recorded, that's just unacceptable.
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I saw him making the rounds promoting this last week. Pretty disappointing that they went through with all the hype even when they knew it was a failure.
 
El Floppo said:
ah- it's over.

I got an email blast from a friend who is a zoo-ologist (or whatever they're called- he's a curator for a zoo) about the show, saying that it's cruel to the snake and not to watch. Considering I forgot, I guess I followed his directions.
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i kinda thought it was cruel to the snake when i heard about it

 
It was pretty lame. They did keep you on the edge of your seat for a while.

It was kind of funny, the first 1:25 of the show they search the jungle for some supposedly huge anaconda. Then they pretty much said, #### it, lets just go do this at the zoo.

The the zoo snake gave him a big hug and kissed him on the forehead.

I'm no zoo-ologist, but it seems like the scientific data they were claiming to be trying to get could have been done by putting a few of those pressure sensors on a pig.

 
The snake looked like it couldnt even get his mouth 1/4 of the way around the helmet to "swallow" him.

What a sham that was. Dont get me wrong, I wouldnt lay there for a monster anaconda to crush me (in a suit or not), but that was pathetic.

 
jb1020 said:
It was pretty lame. They did keep you on the edge of your seat for a while.

It was kind of funny, the first 1:25 of the show they search the jungle for some supposedly huge anaconda. Then they pretty much said, #### it, lets just go do this at the zoo.

The the zoo snake gave him a big hug and kissed him on the forehead.

I'm no zoo-ologist, but it seems like the scientific data they were claiming to be trying to get could have been done by putting a few of those pressure sensors on a pig.
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they went to a zoo?

 
Reverend Lovejoy: (reading from the Bible) And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpents which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others. (Long pause) So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Whacking Day.

Lisa: Lemme see that.

Reverend Lovejoy: (puts the bible behind him) Mmmmmmm, no.

 
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Soulfly3 said:
The snake looked like it couldnt even get his mouth 1/4 of the way around the helmet to "swallow" him.

What a sham that was. Dont get me wrong, I wouldnt lay there for a monster anaconda to crush me (in a suit or not), but that was pathetic.
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What does the snake's attire have to do with it? :confused:

 
FlapJacks said:
Todem said:
Jayrok said:
Did he think the snake would swallow him without squeezing the life out of him first?
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Exactly. They crush you first. When I heard about this I never thought any of it would be successful.
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seems kind of stupid that they didn't anticipate this issue.

even worse is continuing to promote it when they knew it failed.

All of their credibility is lost
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Isn't this the same network that has been putting out fake documentaries about giant, prehistoric sharks still being around today?

 
Arsenal of Doom said:
FlapJacks said:
Todem said:
Jayrok said:
Did he think the snake would swallow him without squeezing the life out of him first?
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Exactly. They crush you first. When I heard about this I never thought any of it would be successful.
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seems kind of stupid that they didn't anticipate this issue.

even worse is continuing to promote it when they knew it failed.

All of their credibility is lost
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Isn't this the same network that has been putting out fake documentaries about giant, prehistoric sharks still being around today?
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Don't forget mermaids

 
Arsenal of Doom said:
FlapJacks said:
Todem said:
Jayrok said:
Did he think the snake would swallow him without squeezing the life out of him first?
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Exactly. They crush you first. When I heard about this I never thought any of it would be successful.
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seems kind of stupid that they didn't anticipate this issue.

even worse is continuing to promote it when they knew it failed.

All of their credibility is lost
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Isn't this the same network that has been putting out fake documentaries about giant, prehistoric sharks still being around today?
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Disprove it!

 
B-Deep said:
jb1020 said:
It was pretty lame. They did keep you on the edge of your seat for a while.

It was kind of funny, the first 1:25 of the show they search the jungle for some supposedly huge anaconda. Then they pretty much said, #### it, lets just go do this at the zoo.

The the zoo snake gave him a big hug and kissed him on the forehead.

I'm no zoo-ologist, but it seems like the scientific data they were claiming to be trying to get could have been done by putting a few of those pressure sensors on a pig.
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they went to a zoo?
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Yep, they tried to find one in the wild and did but apparently it wasn't the one he was looking for.

 
Next week on H2 Brad Meltzer will try and find out what happened to the Giant Anaconda that was supposed to swallow a man whole. It has gone missing, maybe YOU have the clue that will help us find it. This snake belongs to the people....

 
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Arsenal of Doom said:
FlapJacks said:
Todem said:
Jayrok said:
Did he think the snake would swallow him without squeezing the life out of him first?
Click to expand...
Exactly. They crush you first. When I heard about this I never thought any of it would be successful.
Click to expand...
seems kind of stupid that they didn't anticipate this issue.

even worse is continuing to promote it when they knew it failed.

All of their credibility is lost
Click to expand...
Isn't this the same network that has been putting out fake documentaries about giant, prehistoric sharks still being around today?
Click to expand...
Disprove it!
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Sharkninja says hi!

 
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