Man marries his inflatable doll. (1 Viewer)

[Da Guru]

Wonder if she married him for bennies? Maybe leaks and patches will be covered.

 

[Clifford]

Lots of sad and disturbing here, but maybe the most disturbing to me is that the sex doll appears to be 13-14.

 

[Parrothead]

that takes the air out of this story

 

[Da Guru]

Clifford, on 09 Nov 2015 - 09:37 AM, said:Lots of sad and disturbing here, but maybe the most disturbing to me is that the sex doll appears to be 13-14.

In reality she is probably less than a year old.

 

[Limp Ditka]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJDMYhcRMzw

 

[Godsbrother]

Lots of sad and disturbing here, but maybe the most disturbing to me is that the sex doll appears to be 13-14.

I dunno. She never gets old or fat, never nags and doesn't spend all of your money. This guy might be on to something here...

 

[xulf]

There are a lot of holes in this story.

 

[NCCommish]

If the reported circumstances are true I don't see why anyone would have an issue.

And as for the other guys doll I would rather have people working out their compulsions on a doll than a real child.

 

[Chadstroma]

It turns my stomach that there are 'child sized' sex dolls.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

There are a lot of holes in this story.

Her nickname is "Patches".

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Lots of sad and disturbing here, but maybe the most disturbing to me is that the sex doll appears to be 13-14.

I dunno. She never gets old or fat, never nags and doesn't spend all of your money. This guy might be on to something here...

She could suddenly leave him if she springs a leak with the window open.

 

[Godsbrother]

She would be an awful match for the Patriots ball boy Jim McNally.

 

[Kanil]

Told you guys letting homosexuals marry was a slippery slope!

 

[NutterButter]

You see what you've started gay marriage fanboys

 

[Snoopy]

Lots of sad and disturbing here, but maybe the most disturbing to me is that the sex doll appears to be 13-14.

I dunno. She never gets old or fat, never nags and doesn't spend all of your money. This guy might be on to something here...

But she is an airhead.

 

[Parrothead]

"gotta go pump the old lady"

 

[bakes]

At the first sign of any aggravation, he'll have the power of immediate deflation...

https://youtu.be/JvxUBp5AgP4

 

[(HULK)]

www.nomarriage.com

 

[(HULK)]

It turns my stomach that there are 'child sized' sex dolls.

While that is disturbing... maybe looking at it from another angle might help.

Pedos can't be cured. They are what they are. Taking out their instincts on a lifeless doll is much better than the alternative. I could see how one could argue that the doll would lead to real kids, but maybe it also leads away from it, giving them some alternative outlet?

 

[tri-man 47]

Clifford, on 09 Nov 2015 - 09:37 AM, said:Lots of sad and disturbing here, but maybe the most disturbing to me is that the sex doll appears to be 13-14.

In reality she is probably less than a year old.

But this is sex doll years.

 

[Bucky86]

It's an Asian doll. How can you tell how old it really is?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And?

 

[Parrothead]

the greatest think about these inflatable chicks man, is I get older and they stay the saaaame age.. yes they do

 

[gianmarco]

Does she have any friends?

 

[timschochet]

How many of you guys actually read the story? I'm thinking based on the comments not too many.

First off, despite the title, the guy didn't actually marry the doll; he was in a wedding shoot with the doll and he did it because he is dying of cancer and wanted to fulfill his dream of being in a beautiful wedding before he died.

Second, the little girl doll is a separate situation, even sadder- it's another guy dying of cancer who wanted to pretend that he has a daughter.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Downside oor guy dying....Upside: The doll will be available to date soon.

 

[eoMMan]

Downside oor guy dying....Upside: The doll will be available to date soon.

Will it be cleaned and sanitized first?

 

[Parrothead]

can't imagine the type of dude in the market for a 'used' blow up doll :X

 

[Ditka Butkus]

can't imagine the type of dude in the market for a 'used' blow up doll :X

Can probably sanitize the blow up doll much better than some dudes ex old lady.

 

[The General]

I wonder what things would she would find to complain about.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I wonder what things would she would find to complain about.

I don't know but it doesn't look like she gives oral. So there is that.

 

[Ned]

"gotta go pump the old lady"

 

[Ned]

I wonder what things would she would find to complain about.

Sounds like a good future thread, "Things my inflatable wife complains about".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's an Asian doll. How can you tell how old it really is?

Exactly.

A buddy of mine, he's about 40, has this absolutely tiny Asian girlfriend. She's probably not even 5'0, 100lbs. Cute as a button too. If you saw her you'd swear she's only about 17. But in reality she's 13.

 

[D-Day]

I think I read somewhere that the doll's brother had a bit part in the movie Airplane. Otto, perhaps?

 

[Ignoramus]

How many of you guys actually read the story? I'm thinking based on the comments not too many.

First off, despite the title, the guy didn't actually marry the doll; he was in a wedding shoot with the doll and he did it because he is dying of cancer and wanted to fulfill his dream of being in a beautiful wedding before he died.

Second, the little girl doll is a separate situation, even sadder- it's another guy dying of cancer who wanted to pretend that he has a daughter.

To be fair, the article is pretty horribly-written.There's the "unidentified" Beijing man that married a sex doll and then there's another guy named Song Bo that bought the child-sized doll because he knew he would never have a daughter. The article conflates the two so the reader comes away thinking this perv married a child blowup doll.

 

[NCCommish]

How many of you guys actually read the story? I'm thinking based on the comments not too many.

First off, despite the title, the guy didn't actually marry the doll; he was in a wedding shoot with the doll and he did it because he is dying of cancer and wanted to fulfill his dream of being in a beautiful wedding before he died.

Second, the little girl doll is a separate situation, even sadder- it's another guy dying of cancer who wanted to pretend that he has a daughter.

To be fair, the article is pretty horribly-written.There's the "unidentified" Beijing man that married a sex doll and then there's another guy named Song Bo that bought the child-sized doll because he knew he would never have a daughter. The article conflates the two so the reader comes away thinking this perv married a child blowup doll.

I didn't have any trouble separating the two stories.

 

[Insein]

How many of you guys actually read the story? I'm thinking based on the comments not too many.

First off, despite the title, the guy didn't actually marry the doll; he was in a wedding shoot with the doll and he did it because he is dying of cancer and wanted to fulfill his dream of being in a beautiful wedding before he died.

Second, the little girl doll is a separate situation, even sadder- it's another guy dying of cancer who wanted to pretend that he has a daughter.

To be fair, the article is pretty horribly-written.There's the "unidentified" Beijing man that married a sex doll and then there's another guy named Song Bo that bought the child-sized doll because he knew he would never have a daughter. The article conflates the two so the reader comes away thinking this perv married a child blowup doll.

That he wishes was his daughter?! That sick ####!

 

[Spartans Rule]

How many of you guys actually read the story? I'm thinking based on the comments not too many.

First off, despite the title, the guy didn't actually marry the doll; he was in a wedding shoot with the doll and he did it because he is dying of cancer and wanted to fulfill his dream of being in a beautiful wedding before he died.

Second, the little girl doll is a separate situation, even sadder- it's another guy dying of cancer who wanted to pretend that he has a daughter.

To be fair, the article is pretty horribly-written.There's the "unidentified" Beijing man that married a sex doll and then there's another guy named Song Bo that bought the child-sized doll because he knew he would never have a daughter. The article conflates the two so the reader comes away thinking this perv married a child blowup doll.

I didn't have any trouble separating the two stories.

Me either.

It's not at all confusing unless you skip the reading part and just look at the pictures.

 

[Ignoramus]

How many of you guys actually read the story? I'm thinking based on the comments not too many.

First off, despite the title, the guy didn't actually marry the doll; he was in a wedding shoot with the doll and he did it because he is dying of cancer and wanted to fulfill his dream of being in a beautiful wedding before he died.

Second, the little girl doll is a separate situation, even sadder- it's another guy dying of cancer who wanted to pretend that he has a daughter.

To be fair, the article is pretty horribly-written.There's the "unidentified" Beijing man that married a sex doll and then there's another guy named Song Bo that bought the child-sized doll because he knew he would never have a daughter. The article conflates the two so the reader comes away thinking this perv married a child blowup doll.

I didn't have any trouble separating the two stories.

Good job!

 

[Godsbrother]

We don't care about the story. We just want to make bad jokes.

 

[NCCommish]

How many of you guys actually read the story? I'm thinking based on the comments not too many.

First off, despite the title, the guy didn't actually marry the doll; he was in a wedding shoot with the doll and he did it because he is dying of cancer and wanted to fulfill his dream of being in a beautiful wedding before he died.

Second, the little girl doll is a separate situation, even sadder- it's another guy dying of cancer who wanted to pretend that he has a daughter.

To be fair, the article is pretty horribly-written.There's the "unidentified" Beijing man that married a sex doll and then there's another guy named Song Bo that bought the child-sized doll because he knew he would never have a daughter. The article conflates the two so the reader comes away thinking this perv married a child blowup doll.

I didn't have any trouble separating the two stories.

Good job!

My point being any problem reading the article is probably on the reader not the writer.

 

[Fennis]

How many of you guys actually read the story? I'm thinking based on the comments not too many.

First off, despite the title, the guy didn't actually marry the doll; he was in a wedding shoot with the doll and he did it because he is dying of cancer and wanted to fulfill his dream of being in a beautiful wedding before he died.

Second, the little girl doll is a separate situation, even sadder- it's another guy dying of cancer who wanted to pretend that he has a daughter.

To be fair, the article is pretty horribly-written.There's the "unidentified" Beijing man that married a sex doll and then there's another guy named Song Bo that bought the child-sized doll because he knew he would never have a daughter. The article conflates the two so the reader comes away thinking this perv married a child blowup doll.

I didn't have any trouble separating the two stories.

Good job!

My point being any problem reading the article is probably on the reader not the writer.

to be fair I was pretty busy masturbating to the article

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

I'm really rooting for these two.

 

[NCCommish]

How many of you guys actually read the story? I'm thinking based on the comments not too many.

First off, despite the title, the guy didn't actually marry the doll; he was in a wedding shoot with the doll and he did it because he is dying of cancer and wanted to fulfill his dream of being in a beautiful wedding before he died.

Second, the little girl doll is a separate situation, even sadder- it's another guy dying of cancer who wanted to pretend that he has a daughter.

To be fair, the article is pretty horribly-written.There's the "unidentified" Beijing man that married a sex doll and then there's another guy named Song Bo that bought the child-sized doll because he knew he would never have a daughter. The article conflates the two so the reader comes away thinking this perv married a child blowup doll.

I didn't have any trouble separating the two stories.

Good job!

My point being any problem reading the article is probably on the reader not the writer.

to be fair I was pretty busy masturbating to the article

Fair point

 

[Clifford]

How many of you guys actually read the story? I'm thinking based on the comments not too many.

First off, despite the title, the guy didn't actually marry the doll; he was in a wedding shoot with the doll and he did it because he is dying of cancer and wanted to fulfill his dream of being in a beautiful wedding before he died.

Second, the little girl doll is a separate situation, even sadder- it's another guy dying of cancer who wanted to pretend that he has a daughter.

To be fair, the article is pretty horribly-written.There's the "unidentified" Beijing man that married a sex doll and then there's another guy named Song Bo that bought the child-sized doll because he knew he would never have a daughter. The article conflates the two so the reader comes away thinking this perv married a child blowup doll.

Conclusion: Asian men have odd ways of dealing with personal tragedy.

 

[Fear The Turtle]

How many of you guys actually read the story? I'm thinking based on the comments not too many.

First off, despite the title, the guy didn't actually marry the doll; he was in a wedding shoot with the doll and he did it because he is dying of cancer and wanted to fulfill his dream of being in a beautiful wedding before he died.

Second, the little girl doll is a separate situation, even sadder- it's another guy dying of cancer who wanted to pretend that he has a daughter.

To be fair, the article is pretty horribly-written.There's the "unidentified" Beijing man that married a sex doll and then there's another guy named Song Bo that bought the child-sized doll because he knew he would never have a daughter. The article conflates the two so the reader comes away thinking this perv married a child blowup doll.

That he wishes was his daughter?! That sick ####!

 

[17seconds]

Why can't I get a woman like that? I swear, all the good ones are taken.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Why can't I get a woman like that? I swear, all the good ones are taken.

And by the time you do get one the price will have gone up due to inflation.

 

[Amused to Death]

$69-95 boy, give her a try!

You know, me and my rubber girl
We get along really swell, we never argue.
Three holes, no waiting