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Mark Buerhle (1 Viewer)

I'd personally like to take this opportunity to tell Jules Winfield to #### OFF!!!!!!!!

 
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Wow, ESPN or somebody couldn't manage to switch over to the game? Not even the last inning or the last batter? :popcorn:

 
MB is gonna get paid, nice to see that last season was a fluke. One of the best pitchers in the game when he is on...congrats...

 
Nice! Just seen the highlights, some REAL GOOD defensive plays behind him, but don't all no-no's have them? Even the last out wasn't a gimme. Nice defense by the ChiSox, great pitching by Buehrle.

 
Limp Ditka said:
I'd personally like to take this opportunity to tell Jules Winfield to #### OFF!!!!!!!!
Hey Limp ****!Let's see who have tossed no hitters in their career.

Kevin Millwood. Last seen with that 4.52 ERA

Bud Smith with that stellar 6.94 ERA ( I bet you drool over him in jockey shorts don't you?)

Hideo Nomo last seen with a 7+ ERA (Still having fantasies about him?)

Eric Milton, Jose Jiminez, "Fat Boy" David Wells, (Whom I know you've thought of in a g-string)

Francisco Cordova,etc..do you see where this is going? These guys suck as much as your wife does.

You think one no-hitter make Mark "My lover is Limpo Ditcka" good"? Buerhle

 
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I know I have already posted my MB love as well as Sox love but I have always wanted to pull this guy out and use him ann this is the perfect time ;) :towelwave: :towelwave: :towelwave:

 
Limp Ditka said:
I'd personally like to take this opportunity to tell Jules Winfield to #### OFF!!!!!!!!
Hey Limp ****!Let's see who have tossed no hitters in their career.

Kevin Millwood. Last seen with that 4.52 ERA

Bud Smith with that stellar 6.94 ERA ( I bet you drool over him in jockey shorts don't you?)

Hideo Nomo last seen with a 7+ ERA (Still having fantasies about him?)

Eric Milton, Jose Jiminez, "Fat Boy" David Wells, (Whom I know you've thought of in a g-string)

Francisco Cordova,etc..do you see where this is going? These guys suck as much as your wife does.

You think one no-hitter make Mark "My lover is Limpo Ditcka" good"? Buerhle
You also conveniently left out these mediocre pitchers:Randy Johnson (6'10 smoke thrower with a 19 season career 3.21 ERA and in his prime struck out 300 batters per year. Yeah, he sucks.)

Derek Lowe (Innings muncher with a career 3.80 ERA. Also horrible.)

David Cone (17 season career ERA average: 3.46. Yuck.)

Kevin Brown (19 seasons, 3.27 career ERA. Abysmal.)

Bret Saberhagen (16 seasons, 3.34 career ERA. God awful.)

Nolan Ryan (No numbers needed. How did he hang around as long as he did? Guy threw so many no-hitters, he was embarrasing.)

Fernando Valenzuela (Why did the Dodgers like this guy again?)

Dave Stieb (Terrible.)

That just covers up to 1990. Want to go for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change?

 
Limp Ditka said:
I'd personally like to take this opportunity to tell Jules Winfield to #### OFF!!!!!!!!
Hey Limp ****!Let's see who have tossed no hitters in their career.

Kevin Millwood. Last seen with that 4.52 ERA

Bud Smith with that stellar 6.94 ERA ( I bet you drool over him in jockey shorts don't you?)

Hideo Nomo last seen with a 7+ ERA (Still having fantasies about him?)

Eric Milton, Jose Jiminez, "Fat Boy" David Wells, (Whom I know you've thought of in a g-string)

Francisco Cordova,etc..do you see where this is going? These guys suck as much as your wife does.

You think one no-hitter make Mark "My lover is Limpo Ditcka" good"? Buerhle
Have a nice offseason guy..... :thumbup:
 
Limp Ditka said:
I'd personally like to take this opportunity to tell Jules Winfield to #### OFF!!!!!!!!
Hey Limp ****!Let's see who have tossed no hitters in their career.

Kevin Millwood. Last seen with that 4.52 ERA

Bud Smith with that stellar 6.94 ERA ( I bet you drool over him in jockey shorts don't you?)

Hideo Nomo last seen with a 7+ ERA (Still having fantasies about him?)

Eric Milton, Jose Jiminez, "Fat Boy" David Wells, (Whom I know you've thought of in a g-string)

Francisco Cordova,etc..do you see where this is going? These guys suck as much as your wife does.

You think one no-hitter make Mark "My lover is Limpo Ditcka" good"? Buerhle
:loco: Hideo Nomo last seen is gold. Let's bash the guy based on how he was at the end of his career.

"Hey, did you see that Willie Mays guy on the Mets? He's teh suck!!!!!"

Kevin Millwood, 36 games over .500 for his 11 year career with an ERA of 3.87. Not bad

David Wells, 81 games over .500 for his 21 year career with an ERA of 4.04. 81 games over .500? That's pretty damn good

Hideo Nomo, hung on two years too long. Before that, 24 games over .500 with an ERA under 4.00.

 
That was sweet nd the PO on Sammy! ESPN they are lame! If that were the Yankees or Red Sox it would have been cut live!

 
I'd personally like to take this opportunity to tell Jules Winfield to #### OFF!!!!!!!!
Hey Limp ****!Let's see who have tossed no hitters in their career.

Kevin Millwood. Last seen with that 4.52 ERA

Bud Smith with that stellar 6.94 ERA ( I bet you drool over him in jockey shorts don't you?)

Hideo Nomo last seen with a 7+ ERA (Still having fantasies about him?)

Eric Milton, Jose Jiminez, "Fat Boy" David Wells, (Whom I know you've thought of in a g-string)

Francisco Cordova,etc..do you see where this is going? These guys suck as much as your wife does.

You think one no-hitter make Mark "My lover is Limpo Ditcka" good"? Buerhle
:no:
 

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