MMA fighter War Machine kicks the #### out of porn star Christy Mack (1 Viewer)

[SHIZNITTTT]

Gonna crank one out in her honor tomight

Do you have link to WarMachine?

 

[Zow]

Who shows up at 2 AM on Friday to pop the question?

A psycho ex

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Dog the bounty hunter is on the case

http://www.mmamania.com/2014/8/12/5994371/dog-the-bounty-hunter-goes-after-war-machine-christy-mack-turn-yourself-in-or-im-coming-mma

 

[shadyridr]

Gonna crank one out in her honor tomight

Do you have link to WarMachine?

is warmachine a her?

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Gonna crank one out in her honor tomight

Do you have link to WarMachine?

is warmachine a her?

I don't know which was which? They both look like dudes to me. Not judging you though

 

[TenTimes]

We're in a pretty weird place when a bounty hunter tweets his bounty first to let him know he's looking for him.

He used to use Fox News before twitter. At least that's what he did with the Luster deal. "Fee-fie-foe-fum, look out Luster here I come" and some #### like that. Put him on the map.

Kinda comes off as a modern day superhero savior of the city type, but honestly I don't mind the shtick in small doses. Don't think I've made it through an entire show of his but I stop by when flipping channels to see the latest in rubber bullet technology or whatever he uses for ammo.

 

[shadyridr]

Gonna crank one out in her honor tomight

Do you have link to WarMachine?

is warmachine a her?

I don't know which was which? They both look like dudes to me. Not judging you though

yeah totally looks like a dudehttp://www.pinterest.com/pin/44684221276344008/

 

[xulf]

Ignore shiz he's obviously trolling or not worth acknowledging. Pretty insensitive considering.

 

[Otis]

Why can't I have a nickname like War Machine. Gotta admit it's pretty cool.

 

[xulf]

The long island love-handles?

 

[Otis]

This guy's prison fights will be interesting to.watch.

 

[TenTimes]

This guy's prison fights will be interesting to.watch.

If they live streamed it and charged to watch, I'd gladly make the effort to find a free stream somewhere.

 

[sbonomo]

This guy's prison fights will be interesting to.watch.

how many guys would it take to best him...4, 5...? You figure with an MMA striking skills anytime he lands a punch that person that absorbs it is going down. Once the first guy goes down everyone else get a little less tough. However, don't know what he does agains wheapons. Hopefully he pisses someone off in there so we can find out.

 

[NewlyRetired]

If he indeed did beat her up and it wasn't in self defense I hope he goes to jail as well

A 220lb professional fighter is never in a self-defense situation with a 110lb porn star, unless she has a gun.

He is 170 according to wiki but your point still remains the same.

 

[Zow]

There is actually law in at least where jurisdiction where a professional boxer's fists are considered deadly weapons. So if he punched her in self defense, it would have had to be in response to her exuding deadly force on him.

 

[Quez]

Why can't I have a nickname like War Machine. Gotta admit it's pretty cool.

It's a cool nickname for a monster truck, but not a person.

 

[Quez]

If he indeed did beat her up and it wasn't in self defense I hope he goes to jail as well

A 220lb professional fighter is never in a self-defense situation with a 110lb porn star, unless she has a gun.

He is 170 according to wiki but your point still remains the same.

170lbs? You gotta be at last 250 to be running around calling yourself the war machine.

 

[fruity pebbles]

If he indeed did beat her up and it wasn't in self defense I hope he goes to jail as well

A 220lb professional fighter is never in a self-defense situation with a 110lb porn star, unless she has a gun.

He is 170 according to wiki but your point still remains the same.

170lbs? You gotta be at last 250 to be running around calling yourself the war machine.

he probably walks around at 190.

 

[modogg]

Was the war machine any good as an MMA fighter?

We know he does well beating up girls not nearly his size but how is he in the ring against guys his size?

14-5, including 4-3 in his last 7.

He did have that one fight where he got destroyed for most of the fight and was mounted with about 30 seconds left when he suddenly flipped the guy over and pounded him out. Don't remember the opponent.

War Machine vs. Jared Rollins

I had money on Rollins in that one

 

[Fennis]

Was the war machine any good as an MMA fighter?

We know he does well beating up girls not nearly his size but how is he in the ring against guys his size?

14-5, including 4-3 in his last 7.

He did have that one fight where he got destroyed for most of the fight and was mounted with about 30 seconds left when he suddenly flipped the guy over and pounded him out. Don't remember the opponent.

War Machine vs. Jared Rollins

I had money on Rollins in that one

woah, that's homoerotic.

ETA: War Machine and Rollins rolling around with each other. Not your bet.

 

[modogg]

It's like an unwritten rule that there will be NOTHING the FFA can agree on.

I disagree.

Sorry, it had to be done and I can't believe no one beat me to it. pun unintended.

So gross. Put his ### in the octagon with a top HW like Cain and let him see how fun it is fighting someone 60 pounds smaller than you. Then throw some boxing gloves on him and toss him in the ring with a Klitschko or GGG. Or offer some medieval justice and cut off his hands. Hitting a woman is one thing, torturing like this is another level of psychotic. #### him.

Yeah that worries me. Because usually hitting a woman leads to what happened here.

Let Rhonda Rousey train for him for a little and my money would definitely be on her. She would tee up Kopenhaver like he was a rag doll. He would exit that exchange with 2 broken arms and God only knows what else.

 

[derek245583]

Did she try and tap?

 

[scoobus]

It's like an unwritten rule that there will be NOTHING the FFA can agree on.

I disagree.

Sorry, it had to be done and I can't believe no one beat me to it. pun unintended.

So gross. Put his ### in the octagon with a top HW like Cain and let him see how fun it is fighting someone 60 pounds smaller than you. Then throw some boxing gloves on him and toss him in the ring with a Klitschko or GGG. Or offer some medieval justice and cut off his hands. Hitting a woman is one thing, torturing like this is another level of psychotic. #### him.

Yeah that worries me. Because usually hitting a woman leads to what happened here.

Let Rhonda Rousey train for him for a little and my money would definitely be on her. She would tee up Kopenhaver like he was a rag doll. He would exit that exchange with 2 broken arms and God only knows what else.

Doubtful

 

[modogg]

It's like an unwritten rule that there will be NOTHING the FFA can agree on.

I disagree.

Sorry, it had to be done and I can't believe no one beat me to it. pun unintended.

So gross. Put his ### in the octagon with a top HW like Cain and let him see how fun it is fighting someone 60 pounds smaller than you. Then throw some boxing gloves on him and toss him in the ring with a Klitschko or GGG. Or offer some medieval justice and cut off his hands. Hitting a woman is one thing, torturing like this is another level of psychotic. #### him.

Yeah that worries me. Because usually hitting a woman leads to what happened here.

Let Rhonda Rousey train for him for a little and my money would definitely be on her. She would tee up Kopenhaver like he was a rag doll. He would exit that exchange with 2 broken arms and God only knows what else.

Doubtful

Koppenhaver is not a good fighter. Pedestrian I would say. He won half his fights because he has a wrestling background to drag some people down. I think Rhonda's judo would flip War machine on his head (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kp1iYmbWCo) and i would think snap an arm in about 15 seconds. Koppenhaver may land a hay maker but his stand up is too slow to really catch her.

 

[scoobus]

Koppenhaver is not a good fighter. Pedestrian I would say. He won half his fights because he has a wrestling background to drag some people down. I think Rhonda's judo would flip War machine on his head (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kp1iYmbWCo) and i would think snap an arm in about 15 seconds. Koppenhaver may land a hay maker but his stand up is too slow to really catch her.

He's a professionally trained fighter with 35+ pounds on her. There's a reason men don't fight women. Dana White would be ecstatic to hear you saying things like this though.

 

[fantasycurse42]

So someone thinks a 135lb MMA chick can beat a dude who outweighs her by 40lbs and holds a 65% professional fighting win percentage under their belt... Sure thing.

Regardless, hopefully he kills himself before he hurts anyone else.

 

[modogg]

So someone thinks a 135lb MMA chick can beat a dude who outweighs her by 40lbs and holds a 65% professional fighting win percentage under their belt... Sure thing.

Regardless, hopefully he kills himself before he hurts anyone else.

I like Rousey's chances over Dog the Bounty Hunter . Though it sounds like Dog is taking this seriously, based on this interview: http://www.mmamania.com/2014/8/12/5996759/exlusive-dog-bounty-hunter-claims-hes-close-to-war-machine-arrest

 

[Limp Ditka]

If he indeed did beat her up and it wasn't in self defense I hope he goes to jail as well

A 220lb professional fighter is never in a self-defense situation with a 110lb porn star, unless she has a gun.

He is 170 according to wiki but your point still remains the same.

170lbs? You gotta be at last 250 to be running around calling yourself the war machine.

So you're saying Otis has a chance?

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Otis]

If he indeed did beat her up and it wasn't in self defense I hope he goes to jail as well

A 220lb professional fighter is never in a self-defense situation with a 110lb porn star, unless she has a gun.

He is 170 according to wiki but your point still remains the same.

170lbs? You gotta be at last 250 to be running around calling yourself the war machine.

So you're saying Otis has a chance?

Oh please god yes.

I'm a War Machine whenever the cookies and cake come out. Seriously, stay out of the way.

 

[Limp Ditka]

If he indeed did beat her up and it wasn't in self defense I hope he goes to jail as well

A 220lb professional fighter is never in a self-defense situation with a 110lb porn star, unless she has a gun.

He is 170 according to wiki but your point still remains the same.

170lbs? You gotta be at last 250 to be running around calling yourself the war machine.

So you're saying Otis has a chance?

Oh please god yes.

I'm a War Machine whenever the cookies and cake come out. Seriously, stay out of the way.

Sorry buddy, it was a hanging slider, couldn't help take a swat at it.

Haven't been in the diet thread lately. For all I know, you're 195 again

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Why can't I have a nickname like War Machine. Gotta admit it's pretty cool.

But it's not his nickname. A nickname would be normal. He changed his name,

 

[ScottNorwood]

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If he indeed did beat her up and it wasn't in self defense I hope he goes to jail as well

A 220lb professional fighter is never in a self-defense situation with a 110lb porn star, unless she has a gun.

He is 170 according to wiki but your point still remains the same.

170lbs? You gotta be at last 250 to be running around calling yourself the war machine.

So you're saying Otis has a chance?

Oh please god yes.

I'm a War Machine whenever the cookies and cake come out. Seriously, stay out of the way.

Buffet Machine

 

[Hilts]

Odds on this guy being alive this time next week?

I really don't see this guy turning himself in or allowing himself to be arrested. Suicide or 'suicide by cop' is what I'm seeing.

Society should be so lucky.

 

[cstu]

According to her they werent even together

Nicole wasn't with OJ either.

 

[Quez]

War Machine sounds like a COD gamertag. But, the spelling would have to be really nerded up because there are probably 3000 other kids using that name.

W4r M4chin3

 

[Sabertooth]

Well finally, a bit of good news.

Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the case.

http://uproxx.com/sports/2014/08/dog-the-bounty-hunter-war-machine-christy-mack/

lol, he'd go through those clowns like paper mache

Not if they maced him. Which they would. Just because a guy can fight doesn't mean he can fight 4 guys.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Why can't I have a nickname like War Machine. Gotta admit it's pretty cool.

You strike me as a "Gator".

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

BAJA IMO

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

" post="17094556" timestamp="1407876497"]

If he indeed did beat her up and it wasn't in self defense I hope he goes to jail as well

A 220lb professional fighter is never in a self-defense situation with a 110lb porn star, unless she has a gun.

He is 170 according to wiki but your point still remains the same.

170lbs? You gotta be at last 250 to be running around calling yourself the war machine.

So you're saying Otis has a chance?

Oh please god yes.

I'm a War Machine whenever the cookies and cake come out. Seriously, stay out of the way.

"Oh, Hello Shuke>" redux?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Reminds of of the Surf Nazi named War Child from the movie Point Break.

 

[TenTimes]

Let's rally up, go get this guy, then have a sit n go for a seat in the WSOP.

Are we men or are we FBGs?

 

[Zow]

Reminds of of the Surf Nazi named War Child from the movie Point Break.

love the seriously line swayze has to deliver when he addresses the guy as "war child"

 

[Joe Summer]

Reminds of of the Surf Nazi named War Child from the movie Point Break.

Reminds me of the song "American Woman."

 

[Sabertooth]

I for one hope Dog the Bounty Hunter gets him.

 

[Ilov80s]

It's like an unwritten rule that there will be NOTHING the FFA can agree on.

I disagree.

Sorry, it had to be done and I can't believe no one beat me to it. pun unintended.

So gross. Put his ### in the octagon with a top HW like Cain and let him see how fun it is fighting someone 60 pounds smaller than you. Then throw some boxing gloves on him and toss him in the ring with a Klitschko or GGG. Or offer some medieval justice and cut off his hands. Hitting a woman is one thing, torturing like this is another level of psychotic. #### him.

Yeah that worries me. Because usually hitting a woman leads to what happened here.

I'm not condoning any violence towards anyone not named War Machine- just pointing out that this is like what a drug cartel does to a rival drug dealer, borderline Silence of the Lambs type evil. There should be no leniency or talk of rehabilitation.

 

[MikeIke]

" post="17094556" timestamp="1407876497"]

If he indeed did beat her up and it wasn't in self defense I hope he goes to jail as well

A 220lb professional fighter is never in a self-defense situation with a 110lb porn star, unless she has a gun.

He is 170 according to wiki but your point still remains the same.

170lbs? You gotta be at last 250 to be running around calling yourself the war machine.

So you're saying Otis has a chance?

Oh please god yes.

I'm a War Machine whenever the cookies and cake come out. Seriously, stay out of the way.

Buffet Machine

Vending Machine

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Why can't I have a nickname like War Machine. Gotta admit it's pretty cool.

You strike me as a "Gator".

Flounder

 

[General Malaise]

How can a guy this head spinningly stupid be smart enough to elude society?

 

[tdoss]

Never understand why a woman would choose to get involved in any way with someone like this.

I can understand it if you never saw it coming...you're dating Cliff Huxtable and he gets his drink on and goes on a rampage...who knew? But is there anyone on the planet that sees this guy and doesn't immediately have that, "Uh oh...This guy is trouble" radar?

Not putting the blame at all on her...just not understanding why some of these choices aren't put up for debate more. "I love bad boys...oh crap...my bad boy beat my @zz repeatedly over the past few years." Well...maybe you'll want to start dating a normal dude.

Again...not trying to sound all Steven A. over here...I'm just saying when you hear a girl say she likes bad boys...then maybe that kind of mentality should be questioned and maybe discouraged more often...rather than applauded and promoted in every aspect of our culture.

I know...she's a porn star. Not like she's got a healthy mindset from the beginning...I guess I'm talking more about women in general.