Modern Day Romeos - a little help (1 Viewer)

[The Dude]

So there's this girl at my wife's work - who she thinks would be a great match with my son (both mid 20's).  What would be the best approach for her to match the two up?  What would work well and what would be a good "blind" date?

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Have your wife tell the girl "My son is in his mid 20s and needs his mother to set up dates for him." If this seems to turn her on (and why wouldn't it?) then he should be set. 

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Is it his stepmom?  Do you have a garbage disposal?

 

[RokNRole]

Does the chick put out?

 

[comfortably numb]

**** pics seems to be what all the cool kids do

 

[gianmarco]

Do you have any chloroform, a white cargo van and some rope? 

 

[AAABatteries]

Is it his stepmom?  Do you have a garbage disposal?

 

 

[James Daulton]

Is it his stepmom?  Do you have a garbage disposal?

ggrrr, I don't get it!

 

[The Dude]

tough crowd so far

 

[wilked]

So there's this girl at my wife's work - who she thinks would be a great match with my son (both mid 20's).  

What are the odds of finding someone of the approximate age and opposite sex? Fortune has shone upon your son, can't let this chance pass him by 

 

[James Daulton]

Ah your wife thinks the work chick would be a great match for your son.  I'm guessing the work chick is out of your kid's league.  No offense.

Pics would help (of the work chick not your kid.  You can send that pick to JonMx)

 

[McGarnicle]

Do you have any chloroform, a white cargo van and some rope? 

I don't get it. Why does the van need to be white?

 

[gianmarco]

What's that saying? 

"Don't #### where your mother works?"

 

[Snickers]

I don't get it. Why does the van need to be white?

Cops are more likely to pull over a black or brown one

 

[McGarnicle]

Your wife should surreptitiously trail this woman one day after work, and tip off your son as to her location. Armed with a list of her likes and dislikes, their "chance" meeting and your son's winning charm will certainly lead to sparks flying. This is how I met my wife. 

 

[gianmarco]

Your wife should surreptitiously trail this woman one day after work, and tip off your son as to her location. Armed with a list of her likes and dislikes, their "chance" meeting and your son's winning charm will certainly lead to sparks flying. This is how I met my wife. 

How does his wife know your wife?

 

[RokNRole]

The only way to know if she's the right one for your son is to sleep with her first

 

[rockaction]

What are the odds of finding someone of the approximate age and opposite sex? Fortune has shone upon your son, can't let this chance pass him by 

 

[need2know]

Have a Magnum condom fall out of your wallet in front of her.  

 

[ChiefD]

Well, I'd probably have your son hang out near the trash cans of the office. Have him wear a Saints shirt, knit shorts, and a Saints ball cap. Just mill around for a few weeks or so. Until that magic moment where she comes out to throw something away.

 

[saintfool]

have you tried offering her money to go out with him?

 

[offdee]

Serious reply:

In front of this work girl, have your wife talk about how many women just seem to throw themselves at him and it's getting ridiculous.  As his mom I wish he'd just find a good girl, blah, blah, blah.  Never have her blatantly insinuate that she'd like him to be with this particular girl though...keep it vague.  Have her keep up with it for a while...eventually this work girl will get curious and ask questions and ultimately want to see his picture.   If he's a good looking dude, then easy game over.   If he's not a good looking guy than at least the work girl will just think that he must be really charming in person or really good in bed.   She'll be intrigued, and ultimately hot women like a challenge (that is assuming she's at least an offdee 7).

 

[Foosball God]

This seems like an absolutely horrible idea.  I heartily recommend she goes through with it.

 

[Foosball God]

First of all Dude, your son should never let on how much he likes a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, he should always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, he should act like wherever he is, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, he should find out what she wants, then order for the both of them. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important, Dude. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

 

[Foosball God]

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

 

[Ned]

Why does your wife need advice from a bunch of middle aged dudes surfing a magic football website?  She should know better than any of us on how to get this girl's attention for your son.

If all else fails, have him make her a mixed tape.

 

[eoMMan]

Non-shtick answer:

Have your son stop by your wife's work. Maybe he can take his dear old mom out to lunch. While there, he can get introduced to the co-worker. See how that goes first. 

The truth is that if your son knows her name (and vice versa), they can find out a lot about each via the internets and see if they are compatible. 

 

[eoMMan]

Oh, and goggles. He needs to show up wearing goggles. I saw that on TV once. It works apparently. 

 

[ChiefD]

This ALWAYS works.

 

[TLEF316]

My mom has tried this move with both my brother and I. We both politely declined.

I can't imagine ever feeling comfortable knowing that my mom directly contributed to me getting laid. That would be very weird.

Also, my mom (like most women) doesn't really value the same physical attributes in other women as I do.  Most women have poor taste in other women

 

[ShamrockPride]

Serious reply:

In front of this work girl, have your wife talk about how many women just seem to throw themselves at him and it's getting ridiculous.  As his mom I wish he'd just find a good girl, blah, blah, blah.  Never have her blatantly insinuate that she'd like him to be with this particular girl though...keep it vague.  Have her keep up with it for a while...eventually this work girl will get curious and ask questions and ultimately want to see his picture.   If he's a good looking dude, then easy game over.   If he's not a good looking guy than at least the work girl will just think that he must be really charming in person or really good in bed.   She'll be intrigued, and ultimately hot women like a challenge (that is assuming she's at least an offdee 7).

Yeah, OP if you go this route....just make sure that your son has the game to back the hype up.

 

[kentric]

Yeah, OP if you go this route....just make sure that your son has the game to back the hype up.

If not, he'll always have the one and done to put in his memory.  Don't see downside for the son here.

 

[Galileo]

Serious answer...Tell your wife to mind her own ### #### business.