**Monday Night Football - Dallas Cowboys at Las Vegas Raiders**(+3.5, 50) 8:15 (10 Viewers)

[need2know]

Feel bad for Crosby. Wasting his career with that franchise.

He should have forced his way out.

 

[dickey moe]

Eff these dumbass refs. If that isn't intentional grounding I don't know what is.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Dallas is gonna put up another 7 before halftime. I’ll probably flip over to the Hallmark Channel and catch a Christmas movie about a recently divorced young junior executive looking for true love that has to return to her hometown to help her wise aunt figure out her finances, so her house doesn’t get repossessed.

While there, she meets a handsome lumberjack, whom she treats dismissively because of his simple, down-to-earth vocation. Only it turns out he’s independently wealthy after selling his generic tech business and chose to be a lumberjack. After several unlikely encounters where she is very condescensing, she ultimately starts to fall for him, but knows it’s not meant to be, because of the differences in their lifestyle.

He last minute saves the day on auntie’s house, putting the heartless banker in his place, and metling the heart of our heroine. She decides that what’s really important is not her career, or money, but true love.

Only then does she discover he is, in fact a multi-millionaire. They decorate the tree, drink hot chocolate with the aunt and neighbors, and share a very chaste kiss.

They later bought a zoo.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Feel bad for Crosby. Wasting his career with that franchise.

He should have forced his way out.

He said he wanted to retire a raider, and has said he doesn’t want to play anywhere else.

 

[Desert_Power]

Eff these dumbass refs. If that isn't intentional grounding I don't know what is.

NFL desperately trying to make it closer before halftime with ridiculous calls.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Just kick the FG

 

[Chaka]

I’m salivating at owning the Cleveland defense if this is what the Cowboys can do.

Shadur is starting for the Browns, so…

With that defense Dr. Schlermie Beckerman* could QB the Browns to a win against this Raiders team.

*The Man with Two Brains anyone? Anyone???

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

I’ll probably flip over to the Hallmark Channel and catch a Christmas movie about a recently divorced young junior executive looking for true love that has to return to her hometown to help her wise aunt figure out her finances, so her house doesn’t get repossessed.

99% chance that the star of that movie is either Candace Cameron, Lacey Chabert or Danica McKellar.

 

[Chaka]

Browns Raiders next week huh?

Huh

That’ll be a barn burner.

Seriously?

What do you think that Browns defense is going to do to Geno?

It's going to be uglier than Tyson v Spinks. (Seriously, I'm sinking down a deep YouTube boxing hole).

Not on MNF I don’t think… it’s a 1:00 game on Sunday.

Thanks. I'll set my TiVo.

 

[VikingFrog]

Who's face is on those Dallas sideline hoodies?

Marshawn Kneeland

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Browns Raiders next week huh?

Huh

That’ll be a barn burner.

Seriously?

What do you think that Browns defense is going to do to Geno?

It's going to be uglier than Tyson v Spinks. (Seriously, I'm sinking down a deep YouTube boxing hole).

Not on MNF I don’t think… it’s a 1:00 game on Sunday.

Thanks. I'll set my TiVo.

Did you see that Sanders had a 2.4 QBR?

Not a typo.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I’ll probably flip over to the Hallmark Channel and catch a Christmas movie about a recently divorced young junior executive looking for true love that has to return to her hometown to help her wise aunt figure out her finances, so her house doesn’t get repossessed.

99% chance that the star of that movie is either Candace Cameron, Lacey Chabert or Danica McKellar.

Kudos for being able to name any of those actors. I always see them and go “Oh, yeah, that’s that one that was the mom from that show I never saw.”

 

[Chaka]

Who's face is on those Dallas sideline hoodies?

Marshawn Kneeland. 24 year old Cowboys player who committed suicide 10 days ago.

 

[Chaka]

Browns Raiders next week huh?

Huh

That’ll be a barn burner.

Seriously?

What do you think that Browns defense is going to do to Geno?

It's going to be uglier than Tyson v Spinks. (Seriously, I'm sinking down a deep YouTube boxing hole).

Not on MNF I don’t think… it’s a 1:00 game on Sunday.

Thanks. I'll set my TiVo.

Did you see that Sanders had a 2.4 QBR?

Not a typo.

That's probably 3.4 points higher than Geno will have against that Browns defense.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

For real, I’m gonna go watch Landman. G’nite all

 

[travdogg]

Browns Raiders next week huh?

Huh

That’ll be a barn burner.

Seriously?

What do you think that Browns defense is going to do to Geno?

It's going to be uglier than Tyson v Spinks. (Seriously, I'm sinking down a deep YouTube boxing hole).

Not on MNF I don’t think… it’s a 1:00 game on Sunday.

Thanks. I'll set my TiVo.

Did you see that Sanders had a 2.4 QBR?

Not a typo.

That's probably 3.4 points higher than Geno will have against that Browns defense.

I'm not sure I wouldn't prefer the Raiders defense to the Browns defense in that game if Sanders starts.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

raiders are like 95% pass and it’s ridiculous.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Browns Raiders next week huh?

Huh

That’ll be a barn burner.

Seriously?

What do you think that Browns defense is going to do to Geno?

It's going to be uglier than Tyson v Spinks. (Seriously, I'm sinking down a deep YouTube boxing hole).

Not on MNF I don’t think… it’s a 1:00 game on Sunday.

Thanks. I'll set my TiVo.

Did you see that Sanders had a 2.4 QBR?

Not a typo.

That's probably 3.4 points higher than Geno will have against that Browns defense.

I'm not sure I wouldn't prefer the Raiders defense to the Browns defense in that game if Sanders starts.

S’wut I’m sayin.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Dallas is gonna put up another 7 before halftime. I’ll probably flip over to the Hallmark Channel and catch a Christmas movie about a recently divorced young junior executive looking for true love that has to return to her hometown to help her wise aunt figure out her finances, so her house doesn’t get repossessed.

While there, she meets a handsome lumberjack, whom she treats dismissively because of his simple, down-to-earth vocation. Only it turns out he’s independently wealthy after selling his generic tech business and chose to be a lumberjack. After several unlikely encounters where she is very condescensing, she ultimately starts to fall for him, but knows it’s not meant to be, because of the differences in their lifestyle.

He last minute saves the day on auntie’s house, putting the heartless banker in his place, and metling the heart of our heroine. She decides that what’s really important is not her career, or money, but true love.

Only then does she discover he is, in fact a multi-millionaire. They decorate the tree, drink hot chocolate with the aunt and neighbors, and share a very chaste kiss.

What makes this particularly funny for me is that my wife is watching a Hallmark movie instead of this game.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Raiders still not interested in tackling.

 

[travdogg]

Wouldn't mind another Lamb TD

 

[ghostguy123]

Pickens playing like a HOF'er

 

[dickey moe]

Pickens looks like Plastic Man vs the Raiders on every play.

 

[dickey moe]

Nice night for Dak. Four TDs to four different receivers.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

If you combined the Browns offense with the Bengals defense, you’d get something that looks like the Raiders.

 

[simsarge]

Dallas doesn't get anywhere near the end zone without him, but for some reason, with the lead, they throw it to a nobody at the goal line.

 

[Uncle Leo]

This game along with 49ers -3 was easy money.

 

[simsarge]

If you combined the Browns offense with the Bengals defense, you’d get something that looks like the Raiders.

They might be the worst tackling team I've seen in quite a while

 

[Chaka]

Browns Raiders next week huh?

Huh

That’ll be a barn burner.

Seriously?

What do you think that Browns defense is going to do to Geno?

It's going to be uglier than Tyson v Spinks. (Seriously, I'm sinking down a deep YouTube boxing hole).

Not on MNF I don’t think… it’s a 1:00 game on Sunday.

Thanks. I'll set my TiVo.

Did you see that Sanders had a 2.4 QBR?

Not a typo.

That's probably 3.4 points higher than Geno will have against that Browns defense.

I'm not sure I wouldn't prefer the Raiders defense to the Browns defense in that game if Sanders starts.

I'm absolutely sure you'd regret starting the Raiders D over the Browns D.

 

[karl.Racki]

Pete Carroll going to make it to next season??

 

[Chaka]

Pete Carroll going to make it to next season??

If he doesn't fire his son, I hope not.

If he does fire his son....sure, why not? It can only get marginally worse.

 

[renesauz]

glad I didnt rush home from game night for this one

 

[karl.Racki]

Pete Carroll going to make it to next season??

If he doesn't fire his son, I hope not.

If he does fire his son....sure, why not? It can only get marginally worse.

Jeanty with 4 carries is wild

 

[ghostguy123]

Pete Carroll going to make it to next season??

If he doesn't fire his son, I hope not.

If he does fire his son....sure, why not? It can only get marginally worse.

Jeanty with 4 carries is wild

Looking like he's running against Penn State out there. Nowhere to go.
But yeah, silly

 

[ghostguy123]

5 carries for 8 yards........with a long or 11

 

[oswizzle]

Let Ashton punch one in please

 

[oswizzle]

 

[travdogg]

You know, the Raiders should run more screens to Tucker (or Jeanty maybe) in trips sets where you have 2 -TEs in Bowers and Mayer over there.

 

[Doug B]

Let Ashton punch one in please

I was hoping for a cheap one there for Jeanty, but no

 

[Dez]

Not that it will likely matter but the math is to go for 2 there down 16 because if you miss it you still have a shot to get 2 more chances to get 8 + 8.

If you wait until your down 8 then you have only 1 shot to make it. Here you would had 2 shots make it now or make it twice later.

Again doubt they come back to make it 8 then score but math is always go for 2 in that spot.

 

[renesauz]

as a Tucker owner/starter I approved

 

[Chaka]

I'm

Pete Carroll going to make it to next season??

If he doesn't fire his son, I hope not.

If he does fire his son....sure, why not? It can only get marginally worse.

Jeanty with 4 carries is wild

Even when they try to force the pass to open up the run he still gets hit at, or behind the LoS every single time.

 

[travdogg]

I wouldn't have guessed that Lamb would have the same amount of catches as Luepke in a game with 31 points and 4 pass TDs.

 

[Dez]

That was a dumb mistake playing Mahomes over Dak not once but twice in a championship round. Easy to say now but really was easy to say at Denver.

Why we play this game sometimes I wonder

 

[travdogg]

Don't love Dallas taking their foot off the gas here. You've been passing at will, its a 2 score game

 

[renesauz]

dumb

 

[Dez]

They really should gone for 2 now back down 17 its over for sure now

 

[renesauz]

lol really?

 

[Chaka]

That's what happens when you run Jeanty.

 

[Smack Tripper]

Why was Jeanty taking that snap 10 yards deep?