Mongols MC at local sports pub (1 Viewer)

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Yesterday I went to the local sports pub to catch the Packers and to stuff my maw with wings. During the second quarter a short but stocky fellow wearing Mongols colors wanders through the bar as if looking for someone. By halftime I notice two more, also wearing their colors. During the halftime I go outside to smoke on a cigar (and no that is not a metaphor). Outside there are a dozen more out in the parking lot.

Now this pub is a backwater local pub serving middle-aged suburban sports fans. It is the furthest place from where one would expect to find Mongols. Given the way that trouble seems to follow those cats around this is an unhappy development if the trend continues. I may have to find a new place.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

BTW, they seemed to keep to themselves and there was no trouble while I was there. Also, they were a fat, out of shape, middle-aged bunch, not a one of whom I could not have destroyed in a fight, and I am no fighter. They should have added an "R" to their patch and changed an "O" to an "E", they were more Mongrels than Mongols.

 

[bakes]

Ask if they know where Ghenghis Khan is.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Go up to the biggest, toughest looking guy and punch him square in the face. This will show them who is boss and that you're not scared. They will vacate the watering hole shortly after.

Report back.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Mongoloids is not an accepted term for Orientals.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

They were better behaved than the typical Eagles fans who congregate in the back corner of the place. they had better hygiene too.

 

[johnnycakes]

Yesterday I went to the local sports pub to catch the Packers and to stuff my maw with wings. During the second quarter a short but stocky fellow wearing Mongols colors wanders through the bar as if looking for someone. By halftime I notice two more, also wearing their colors. During the halftime I go outside to smoke on a cigar (and no that is not a metaphor). Outside there are a dozen more out in the parking lot.

Now this pub is a backwater local pub serving middle-aged suburban sports fans. It is the furthest place from where one would expect to find Mongols. Given the way that trouble seems to follow those cats around this is an unhappy development if the trend continues. I may have to find a new place.

Maybe if you were to ask them to dress a little better if they have to come to your place....

 

[Chadstroma]

Why is this a thread?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"You guys watch SOA?"

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Why is this a thread?

Slow playing a set up for a future fishing expedition.

 

[bagger]

Buy an orangotaun and start a bar fight.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"You guys are all into transvestites, right?"

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Is Mongols MC some sort of European Soccer Club or something?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Buy an orangotaun and start a bar fight.

Right turn Clyde.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

One guy reminded me of Eric Von Zipper.

 

[Soulfly3]

not a one of whom I could not have destroyed in a fight, and I am no fighter.

100% no.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Buy an orangotaun and start a bar fight.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

not a one of whom I could not have destroyed in a fight, and I am no fighter.

100% no.

Feel free to share in greater depth.

 

[moleculo]

if you want to keep Mongols out of your city, you are going to have to build a city wall.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

if you want to keep Mongols out of your city, you are going to have to build a city wall.

Dammit!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

This sounds like a dangerous development indeed. At some point the local police may appear and shoot or arrest all of you. Beware.

 

[Abraham]

No one has posted the Robbie Cooper rant yet? We're slipping.

 

[Quez]

Seems like a great financial opportunity to sell large quantities of crank!

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Seems like a great financial opportunity to sell large quantities of crank!

Or to buy some. Man, I could totally own Otis and Woz in their weight loss battle if I simply did not eat or sleep for a week.

 

[AcerFC]

Am I supposed to know who these people are. I know the sons, mayans, 9ers. Never heard of mongols

 

[fantasycurse42]

Have you propositioned any of them for sex yet?

 

[James Daulton]

Did you ask to sit on their bikes while you were outside? Did you ask to try on one of their cuts?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Did you ask to sit on their bikes while you were outside? Did you ask to try on one of their cuts?

I did not. My understanding is that they are rather protective of their bikes and their colors, but that they are willing to share women hangers-on, not their 'old ladies" but groupies. Unfortunately there were nonesuch with them yesterday, or perhaps that was fortunate after all.

 

[flapgreen]

Thought this was about Mongol McMichael MC'ing at a pub. Would've been very cool.

 

[Wrigley]

Did this happen?

 

[James Daulton]

Did you ask to sit on their bikes while you were outside? Did you ask to try on one of their cuts?

I did not. My understanding is that they are rather protective of their bikes and their colors, but that they are willing to share women hangers-on, not their 'old ladies" but groupies. Unfortunately there were nonesuch with them yesterday, or perhaps that was fortunate after all.

You didn't do anything cool.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Have you propositioned any of them for sex yet?

Try and keep up.

During the halftime I go outside to smoke on a cigar

 

[Frank Drebin]

Did this happen?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Did you ask to sit on their bikes while you were outside? Did you ask to try on one of their cuts?

I did not. My understanding is that they are rather protective of their bikes and their colors, but that they are willing to share women hangers-on, not their 'old ladies" but groupies. Unfortunately there were nonesuch with them yesterday, or perhaps that was fortunate after all.

You didn't do anything cool.

I very rarely do.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No one has posted the Robbie Cooper rant yet? We're slipping.

Just because you live in a safe, sanitized, and boring little world where most of your men friends probably wear guy liner doesn't mean that there isn't another world inhabited by rough men that you just wouldn't understand or fit into.

You have an open invite to join me at the next gathering with my brothers in my MC, 100% of whom are tatted, many with full sleeves. I'll buy you a beer and a shot for each one of them you tell how "stupid" they look. You have to buy me a beer and a shot for each one that knocks out one of your teeth.

You're too much of a debutant to get a sleeve, and you feel uncomfortable around people who don't run in the same little metro circles that you do. Fine. I get it. Why the hatred of people who choose to live a different (and probably better) life than you though?

(Full disclosure: No sleeve. Yet. Just a single arm band with my MC's name in it on one arm, and the other shoulder inked with the unit I served with in Iraq. You wouldn't understand that group of men either.)

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

No one has posted the Robbie Cooper rant yet? We're slipping.

Just because you live in a safe, sanitized, and boring little world where most of your men friends probably wear guy liner doesn't mean that there isn't another world inhabited by rough men that you just wouldn't understand or fit into.

You have an open invite to join me at the next gathering with my brothers in my MC, 100% of whom are tatted, many with full sleeves. I'll buy you a beer and a shot for each one of them you tell how "stupid" they look. You have to buy me a beer and a shot for each one that knocks out one of your teeth.

You're too much of a debutant to get a sleeve, and you feel uncomfortable around people who don't run in the same little metro circles that you do. Fine. I get it. Why the hatred of people who choose to live a different (and probably better) life than you though?

(Full disclosure: No sleeve. Yet. Just a single arm band with my MC's name in it on one arm, and the other shoulder inked with the unit I served with in Iraq. You wouldn't understand that group of men either.)

Forgot all about that guy. I guess he only spends time on MensaGuys.com these days.