Most Liquor You've Smuggled Into An Event? (1 Viewer)

[Brony]

'84-'85, kinda blurry because I was pretty messed up back then...anyway, we used to get outfield, first row seats at Rangers' games in Arlington. Tix cost like $6. You could take in small coolers back then. I would mix up a batch of vodka/grapefruit in a two quart (before liters, kids) thermos thing and walk right in. Occasionally, ticket lady would sniff it, but the grapefruit juice overpowered the vodka (I guess) and we never had any problem. About the only way you could stomach a Rangers game back then. Oddibe McDowell, anyone?

I'm sure she never had suspicions about a 20 something that was bringing in a half gallon of grapefruit juice.

 

[Rustoleum]

Snuck a bunch of ziplock bags of booze into the Derby infield and thought we were slick as we walked past all the confiscated plugged watermelons, coolers with false bottoms, etc....

Then I saw a guy simply place a complete case of beer on the seat of a cheap chaise lounge, fold it up, and waltz right in.