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Musburger macks on McCarron's GF (1 Viewer)

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I have no problem with this at all. She is beautiful. What was he supposed to say?

ETA: I may be in the minority, but I think Musburger is great.

 
Chick is very hot. My 16 y/o son's buddy who was watching the game with us muttered something about putting her in his "bank". :unsure: I pretended I didn't hear him :ph34r: Had to explain it to Mrs Keerock :excited:

 
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'Keerock said:
Chick is very hot. My 16 y/o son's buddy who was watching the game with us muttered something about putting her in his "bank". :unsure: I pretended I didn't hear him :ph34r: Had to explain it to Mrs Keerock :excited:
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My wife's next question would have been "who's in yours?"
 
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."

 
'Mr. Pickles said:
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."
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lol
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."
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:lmao: :lmao:Spot on.
 
'HellToupee said:
He crossed the line into creepiness last night
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Worse than Darnell Dockett?
Darnell Dockett asks out AJ McCarron's girlfriend

NFL.com

Trolling for dates via Twitter has more risk than reward for professional athletes. Well, there's enough risk that the practice becomes a pretty bad idea. If they're concerned with privacy, that is.

Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett became the latest example when he tried to catch the attention of Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron's girlfriend during the BCS Championship game Monday night. Katherine Webb, who doubles as Miss Alabama, received plenty of TV time during the broadcast and ESPN announcer Brent Musburger even went on a mini-rant about her.

Dockett, apparently,tried to contact Webb through the social media site. USA Today published the Tweets, which Dockett now has deleted from his account:

-- @_KatherineWebb aye u going to king of diamonds Monday after game?

-- Aye @_KatherineWebb hit me (XXX) XXX-XXXX when game over, lets go to wing stop then King of diamond,

Moments later Dockett tweeted: "(Expletive) that was suppose to be DM!"

So there he is, giving out his number and trying to coax Webb to a Miami strip club -- then realizing the tweet went out to everyone. We're not sure how often that method of courting usually works, but we don't think Webb abandoned McCarron for the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

UPDATE: Dockett got at least one positive response from his tweets. Wing Stop's official Twitter feed invited Dockett to one of its restaurants for a night of wings.

"@ddockett #ThingsHappen Nevertheless you are more than welcome to pay us a visit Darnell!! Try our #BonelessWings :) ."
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'Buck Bradcanon said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."
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:lmao: :lmao:Spot on.
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:lmao: :lmao:
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."
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Hahalarious.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."
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:lmao:
 
My favorite tweet of the night was regarding McCarron and his girlfriend."I'm so glad those two kids could find each other in this crazy world". :lmao:

 
'shader said:
My favorite tweet of the night was regarding McCarron and his girlfriend."I'm so glad those two kids could find each other in this crazy world". :lmao:
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@jennifersterger Jenn Sterger - Anyone get Internet famous while I was away? No? Ok, bye.
 
I for one was glad to see the old guy still has a pulse. I'm in the belief if you get to that age you've earned the right to say whatever you want.

 
'Mr. Pickles said:
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."
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giggling
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."
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:lmao:
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."
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That you, Colonel Angus?
 
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