My best friend approached me with an indecent proposal (1 Viewer)

[Carver]

The short of it..

Best friend pulls me aside on Xmas night (we are all partying), and tells me that he wants me to well.. you know.. with his wife. Says I turn her on, and she missed out on her party years of the early 20's, due do growing up in a small town in Europe (portugal to be specific). He'd like her to experiment a little in the bedroom, and wouldnt feel comfortable with anyone else doing it.

I laughed it off as a joke and told him it was the booze talking. He persisted.

Fast forward a couple days and his wife starts texting me dirty things...

Im married, and my wife doesnt know about any of this. But she has expressed a desire to bring home a chick in the past... and her and my wife are really close.. very touchy feely when we party actually.

We are going to their house for a NYE party. Im nervous that it may turn into a night we might all regret.

What's the play here?? Im gonna try my best to avoid this for obvious reasons, but my buddy's wife is an EASY 8.. who speaks broken english. Gonna be a tough one.

Should I make an excuse to stay in?? Im shuked. And a horny *******.

thoughts?

 

[Fennis]

get your wife onboard and go for it

 

[Slapdash]

Ask yourself: What Would Arizona Ron Do?

 

[Fennis]

oh and

 

[Bogart]

This has early potential for 2013 Thread Of The Year.

 

[Carver]

oh and

COMEONNNN man..it's my Best Friend. If it was some skank..you know they'd be up... as I always have in the past.

 

[Abraham]

This has early potential for 2013 Thread Of The Year.

Or 2012 toty. Kind of like the oscars where they release the movie at Christmas for max attention but count on January and February for money. We need pics. Need transcriptions of the text. And tell more about the touchy feely wives. Thanks.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

The short of it..Best friend pulls me aside on Xmas night (we are all partying), and tells me that he wants me to well.. you know.. with his wife. Says I turn her on, and she missed out on her party years of the early 20's, due do growing up in a small town in Europe (portugal to be specific). He'd like her to experiment a little in the bedroom, and wouldnt feel comfortable with anyone else doing it.I laughed it off as a joke and told him it was the booze talking. He persisted. Fast forward a couple days and his wife starts texting me dirty things... Im married, and my wife doesnt know about any of this. But she has expressed a desire to bring home a chick in the past... and her and my wife are really close.. very touchy feely when we party actually. We are going to their house for a NYE party. Im nervous that it may turn into a night we might all regret. What's the play here?? Im gonna try my best to avoid this for obvious reasons, but my buddy's wife is an EASY 8.. who speaks broken english. Gonna be a tough one. Should I make an excuse to stay in?? Im shuked. And a horny *******. thoughts?

What are the obvious reasons?

 

[Bobcat10]

Either way gotta tell the wife about it before the party I'd think and go from there.

 

[pittstownkiller]

Convince your wife to join in, then leave your wife for your friend's wife; that should confuse everyone. Also do something really dirty with her like tie her over a chair and take her from behind, that should leave your friend with a good mental image.

 

[Carver]

tell more about the touchy feely wives. Thanks.

Telling each other how hot the other looks.. couple of really drunk, club dancing tongue action (when peer pressured by my buddy and I) lol

 

[IvanKaramazov]

blackdot

 

[Carver]

The short of it..Best friend pulls me aside on Xmas night (we are all partying), and tells me that he wants me to well.. you know.. with his wife. Says I turn her on, and she missed out on her party years of the early 20's, due do growing up in a small town in Europe (portugal to be specific). He'd like her to experiment a little in the bedroom, and wouldnt feel comfortable with anyone else doing it.I laughed it off as a joke and told him it was the booze talking. He persisted. Fast forward a couple days and his wife starts texting me dirty things... Im married, and my wife doesnt know about any of this. But she has expressed a desire to bring home a chick in the past... and her and my wife are really close.. very touchy feely when we party actually. We are going to their house for a NYE party. Im nervous that it may turn into a night we might all regret. What's the play here?? Im gonna try my best to avoid this for obvious reasons, but my buddy's wife is an EASY 8.. who speaks broken english. Gonna be a tough one. Should I make an excuse to stay in?? Im shuked. And a horny *******. thoughts?

What are the obvious reasons?

Putting myself in a potentially bad situation.These things typically dont end well, from what I've heard.

 

[Sweet Feet]

Think you really need to reiterate that its not going to happen. Not sure if I'd tell the wife because it could possibly ruin any friendship you have with these other people.

Sounds interesting though..

 

[Horses Mouth]

tell more about the touchy feely wives. Thanks.

Telling each other how hot the other looks.. couple of really drunk, club dancing tongue action (when peer pressured by my buddy and I) lol

There are some interesting marriages on FBG.

 

[Carver]

Think you really need to reiterate that its not going to happen. Not sure if I'd tell the wife because it could possibly ruin any friendship you have with these other people.

Sounds interesting though..

That's my plan. But damn.. it's tempting.

 

[HughHoney]

At least post a pic from the neck down, also make sure there's a banana in the picture.

 

[joffer]

Ok

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

The short of it..Best friend pulls me aside on Xmas night (we are all partying), and tells me that he wants me to well.. you know.. with his wife. Says I turn her on, and she missed out on her party years of the early 20's, due do growing up in a small town in Europe (portugal to be specific). He'd like her to experiment a little in the bedroom, and wouldnt feel comfortable with anyone else doing it.I laughed it off as a joke and told him it was the booze talking. He persisted. Fast forward a couple days and his wife starts texting me dirty things... Im married, and my wife doesnt know about any of this. But she has expressed a desire to bring home a chick in the past... and her and my wife are really close.. very touchy feely when we party actually. We are going to their house for a NYE party. Im nervous that it may turn into a night we might all regret. What's the play here?? Im gonna try my best to avoid this for obvious reasons, but my buddy's wife is an EASY 8.. who speaks broken english. Gonna be a tough one. Should I make an excuse to stay in?? Im shuked. And a horny *******. thoughts?

What are the obvious reasons?

Putting myself in a potentially bad situation.These things typically dont end well, from what I've heard.

Aren't we all adults here?

 

[Bobcat10]

Think you really need to reiterate that its not going to happen. Not sure if I'd tell the wife because it could possibly ruin any friendship you have with these other people.

Sounds interesting though..

Or don't tell the wife and ruin a marriage if she sees these texts or catches wind of this at the party tomorrow...carver...how explicit are these texts?

 

[Carver]

tell more about the touchy feely wives. Thanks.

Telling each other how hot the other looks.. couple of really drunk, club dancing tongue action (when peer pressured by my buddy and I) lol

There are some interesting marriages on FBG.

Gotaa have SOME fun once in awhile.. especially while we are still young and good looking. Also have to have a line though (imo).

 

[IC FBGCav]

Just get it in and quit whining. HTH.

 

[Carver]

Think you really need to reiterate that its not going to happen. Not sure if I'd tell the wife because it could possibly ruin any friendship you have with these other people.

Sounds interesting though..

Or don't tell the wife and ruin a marriage if she sees these texts or catches wind of this at the party tomorrow...carver...how explicit are these texts?

Pretty explicit. She basically says that I should believe her husband, because she wants me to @#$%% her brains out.

 

[Carver]

The short of it..Best friend pulls me aside on Xmas night (we are all partying), and tells me that he wants me to well.. you know.. with his wife. Says I turn her on, and she missed out on her party years of the early 20's, due do growing up in a small town in Europe (portugal to be specific). He'd like her to experiment a little in the bedroom, and wouldnt feel comfortable with anyone else doing it.I laughed it off as a joke and told him it was the booze talking. He persisted. Fast forward a couple days and his wife starts texting me dirty things... Im married, and my wife doesnt know about any of this. But she has expressed a desire to bring home a chick in the past... and her and my wife are really close.. very touchy feely when we party actually. We are going to their house for a NYE party. Im nervous that it may turn into a night we might all regret. What's the play here?? Im gonna try my best to avoid this for obvious reasons, but my buddy's wife is an EASY 8.. who speaks broken english. Gonna be a tough one. Should I make an excuse to stay in?? Im shuked. And a horny *******. thoughts?

What are the obvious reasons?

Putting myself in a potentially bad situation.These things typically dont end well, from what I've heard.

Aren't we all adults here?

Debatable.

 

[Abraham]

:Akbar:

"It's a trap!"

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Think you really need to reiterate that its not going to happen. Not sure if I'd tell the wife because it could possibly ruin any friendship you have with these other people.

Sounds interesting though..

Or don't tell the wife and ruin a marriage if she sees these texts or catches wind of this at the party tomorrow...carver...how explicit are these texts?

Pretty explicit. She basically says that I should believe her husband, because she wants me to @#$%% her brains out.

Its gonna be you or someone else.do your buddy a solid and bang his wife and quit being selfish.

 

[Sweet Feet]

Think you really need to reiterate that its not going to happen. Not sure if I'd tell the wife because it could possibly ruin any friendship you have with these other people.

Sounds interesting though..

That's my plan. But damn.. it's tempting.

Are these your friends or are your wives also friends? I'd want to tell my wife (not married BTW) but I wouldnt want to cause a problem if there isnt one at this point. Tough call since obviously you always want to be honest with your spouse.

 

[shadyridr]

Tell her you are not looking to ruin your marriage. Shell have one of three responses:

A) she understands and it doesnt get mentioned again

B) the wife doesnt have to know. This is obviously bad news

C) she understnds and she tries to convince the wife to join in.

Hope for c... If she convinces the wife, itll be the wifes idea.

 

[Bogart]

I don't think I have had a buddy's wife/girlfriend text me ever. I'm missing out here.

 

[Carver]

Tell her you are not looking to ruin your marriage. Shell have one of three responses:A) she understands and it doesnt get mentioned againB) the wife doesnt have to know. This is obviously bad newsC) she understnds and she tries to convince the wife to join in. Hope for c... If she convinces the wife, itll be the wifes idea.

I also dont want to ruin THIER marriage.. But yes.. C) would be ideal. Dont want my friend thinking he can shag my wife though.

 

[Sweet Feet]

Tell her you are not looking to ruin your marriage. Shell have one of three responses:A) she understands and it doesnt get mentioned againB) the wife doesnt have to know. This is obviously bad newsC) she understnds and she tries to convince the wife to join in. Hope for c... If she convinces the wife, itll be the wifes idea.

I also dont want to ruin THIER marriage.. But yes.. C) would be ideal. Dont want my friend thinking he can shag my wife though.

Looks like you at least know nothing good is going to come from doing this. Sounds like case closed.. only thing is do u tell your wife Get some nudes first.. then tell your wife if anything

 

[Carver]

Tell her you are not looking to ruin your marriage. Shell have one of three responses:A) she understands and it doesnt get mentioned againB) the wife doesnt have to know. This is obviously bad newsC) she understnds and she tries to convince the wife to join in. Hope for c... If she convinces the wife, itll be the wifes idea.

I also dont want to ruin THIER marriage.. But yes.. C) would be ideal. Dont want my friend thinking he can shag my wife though.

Looks like you at least know nothing good is going to come from doing this. Sounds like case closed.. only thing is do u tell your wife

Hell no im not telling my wife. lol

 

[Tremendous Upside]

You, of all people, should know the importance of developing alternative crops

 

[Abraham]

In truth, I had some friends in this spot. Two couples who got along great and drank and flirted and had fun on weekends. Started discussing the idea of swapping. No one needed convincing. Finally did it.

Both got divorced within a year. None of the 4 even talk to each other anymore. Very sad.

 

[Carver]

You, of all people, should know the importance of developing alternative crops

 

[Mario Kart]

Give the wives a chance to play. That is it though.

 

[Carver]

In truth, I had some friends in this spot. Two couples who got along great and drank and flirted and had fun on weekends. Started discussing the idea of swapping. No one needed convincing. Finally did it. Both got divorced within a year. None of the 4 even talk to each other anymore. Very sad.

That's basically word for word what i've heard from every single person who's heard about/done this. Oh.. and #### that noise. No swapping will be happening.

 

[Carver]

Give the wives a chance to play. That is it though.

Interesting thought. Might be the play here.

 

[attaché case]

No monetary offer? Your friend sucks at indecently proposing this.

 

[Zegras11]

Tell her you are not looking to ruin your marriage. Shell have one of three responses:A) she understands and it doesnt get mentioned againB) the wife doesnt have to know. This is obviously bad newsC) she understnds and she tries to convince the wife to join in. Hope for c... If she convinces the wife, itll be the wifes idea.

I also dont want to ruin THIER marriage.. But yes.. C) would be ideal. Dont want my friend thinking he can shag my wife though.

Looks like you at least know nothing good is going to come from doing this. Sounds like case closed.. only thing is do u tell your wife

Hell no im not telling my wife. lol

Have her text your wife.

 

[Dentist]

:Akbar:"It's a trap!"

 

[Sweet Feet]

Get some nudes first.. then tell your wife if anything

 

[Neovivo]

Nasty

 

[Carver]

Nasty

 

[Angry Beavers]

Tell your wife. Maybe she won't mind if you take care of her friend?

 

[Otis]

oh bs

 

[Carver]

oh bs

Not even close.

 

[Das Boot]

The odds of someday celebrating a 50th wedding anniversary may be significantly altered by your decision.

 

[Standing Hampton]

Don't do it. The potential for a negative, and regretful, outcome is very high. Like most men, you think about the act itself and not what happens after the fact. Trust me, you will not want to do this.

Or.

In the words of Naughty by Nature...you down with OPP, ya yu know me.

 

[Rick James]

start hiding pickles